Heartland

awww thank you all!

the sun was shining, the cake was chocolate and the wine was red so had an awesome day!

now the countdown of the last hours of 2020 and we can tell it to fuckoff.

a very merry Xmas to all heartlanders! this year's celebrations will probably be very different from other years but hopefully you will all have an awesome time. if you will be missing family or friends know you are not alone. may you eat and drink too much and have a smile or laugh. stay safe and h...

belated happy birthday Andrew!
hope to see you in the new year

Quiff Boy wrote: ↑

10 Dec 2020, 12:21

there was something deeply satisfying about unwrapping a toilet and knowing you were the first person to have a poo on it

oh lordy that must have made quite a mess, unless you had a poo in it instead of on it!

Quiff Boy wrote: ↑

17 Sep 2020, 23:34

Don't @ me, people.

@Quiff Boy an english bloke who doesn't like tea, it's coffee right?

impressive introduction!
howzit and welcome to

on the discussion of wearing masks. here in the Netherlands it is NOT compulsory to wear them except when using public transport. the reason is because the distance rule cannot then be in place. so on buses, trains and trams you have to wear a mask. but as soon as you are out the station masks are r...

markfiend wrote: ↑

11 Aug 2020, 13:48

Pista wrote: ↑

11 Aug 2020, 13:16

& raising a glass or two to Jam~es whose birthday it would have been today

Aye, cheers Blaast.

aww aye, *raises the HL glass* to Jam~es miss ya old bastard!

some really goods points to fight the heat! thank you people. hmmm don't own an A\C but just because i find it makes me sick, get a common cold. we do have fans blowing to circulate the air and know the trick to keep it dark inside :) hmmm shower and go to bed wet is one i will try, what i did do wa...

thank you everyone for your kind words
keep safe and distance yourselves from idiots who do not.

my aunt passed away because of COVID 19. she was only 62 and in very good health which just goes to show. i am still f**king pissed off that people do not stick to the 1 1/2 metre distance. the amount of times i literally stop to let someone pass me by to keep the distance blows my mind. even waitin...

eastmidswhizzkid wrote: ↑

22 Jul 2020, 07:50

it's a deal! (was going to say "so long as you are patient" then relised that we are aren't we? lol

yes we are, it has become a virtue

ooo the god squad look amazing.
well done boys you deserve the t-shirt

hot & bothered... after this heat wave in little old dutch country. the question is how to sleep as even breathing normally is just fuckedup!
and trust me i never complain about the heat

Quiff Boy wrote: ↑

17 Jul 2020, 09:17

This might help if you have cabin fever:

https://www.window-swap.com/

And it’s curated, so I guess the c*cks and sh*gging scenes have been omitted

oh dammit! would have made it so much more fun.

Lee can order me one! ;)

Your sig.,"Here we go again", Is exactly what I used to write on the first page of a script when I worked in theatre. Every single script of every single show i worked on. :lol: you could call my posts theatre on here I guess! actually very secure in the times i come and post then leave again... th...

yay found the dark theme! HL looks different but with time will get used to it.

MadameButterfly wrote: ↑

07 Jul 2020, 17:09

yay found the dark theme! HL looks different but with time will get used to it.

oops ^^^^ wrong thread sorry.
anywhoo welcome to HL!

ooo... do like the cosmic thingy on the top of the page! looks stunning

LOL still don't do twitter so can't sorry.

Pista wrote: ↑

07 Jul 2020, 08:41

ʎʇnɐǝq ɟo ƃuᴉɥʇ ɐ sᴉ ǝʞɐɔ ɹnoʎ ǝdoH
˙ƃuᴉɥʇ pǝɹǝʇuᴉlds ʎɐpɥʇɹᴉq ʎddɐH

just how thefuck did you write this????

happy belated birthday honey!

yay found the dark theme! HL looks different but with time will get used to it.

a very happy birthday to you darling!
hope you have had an awesome day just like you

Pista wrote:Eating & appreciating many many biscuits

yes very rock 'n roll, so how many have you had today?
and i hope you have a large assortment!