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by EvilBastard
15 Jan 2021, 05:12
Forum: General Chat
Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
Replies: 494
Views: 40237

Re: COVID-19 coronavirus

https://pics.me.me/my-dogs-got-no-nose-34358840.png Your dog's got no nose? How does he smell? Answer: Like Danniella Westbrook https://hips.hearstapps.com/digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/18/38/1537653379-gettyimages-939389180.jpg?resize=768:* This will make more sense to some of you than to others, and for...
by EvilBastard
14 Jan 2021, 06:24
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 565
Views: 63858

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Now then, children - I want you to listen very very carefully:

Do. Not. Mainline. Shrooms.
by EvilBastard
08 Jan 2021, 18:06
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 565
Views: 63858

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Pista wrote:
06 Jan 2021, 18:55
Seriously Denmark. WTF?
Look, I'm not proud of it, but I needed the work, so when they asked if I'd star in it I really had no option.
by EvilBastard
07 Jan 2021, 19:14
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Today I have been mostly...
Replies: 439
Views: 72737

Re: Today I have been mostly...

Pista wrote:
07 Jan 2021, 16:47
....making some storage for keys & sunglasses &, more importantly, modifying a cat scratching board so that it doesn't freak them out when they try to use it..
So...where are your cats keeping their keys and sunglasses at the moment?
by EvilBastard
07 Jan 2021, 00:42
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Today I have been mostly...
Replies: 439
Views: 72737

Re: Today I have been mostly...

been watching the news coming out of DC and why these events come as a shock. Did people really think that the final throes of a Trump administration weren't going to be marked by this kind of behaviour? Was anyone truly surprised that his comments wouldn't be interpreted as a call to civil unrest a...
by EvilBastard
05 Jan 2021, 19:03
Forum: General Chat
Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
Replies: 494
Views: 40237

Re: COVID-19 coronavirus

Pista wrote:
04 Jan 2021, 19:02


:lol:
Ah, but this pedal is special. Ordinary pedals let you toggle Overdrive - this one goes one better, it lets you apply Barnard Castle.
by EvilBastard
01 Jan 2021, 22:49
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 565
Views: 63858

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

My last post advocated continuous heavy drinking until such times as things improve.

I realise that I should have included the caveat that continuous heavy drinking can have unintended side-effects. Like changing your name legally to Celine Dion.
by EvilBastard
01 Jan 2021, 01:14
Forum: General Chat
Topic: currently drinking :)
Replies: 37
Views: 5940

Re: currently drinking :)

Time to start drinking seriously (as opposed to the casual, light-hearted, devil-may care drinking that I've been doing lately). We've left the EU, my friends in the UK have been wished a Happy New Year, and I have 5 hours to get as drunk as a cupboard full of scotch, vodka, Khmer palm spirit and La...
by EvilBastard
27 Dec 2020, 21:02
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Today I have been mostly...
Replies: 439
Views: 72737

Re: Today I have been mostly...

Thinking about what the UK will look like after 11pm GMT on Friday next. Oddly, the thing that has only just hit home is that, with free movement and the right to work in Europe (or in the UK for EU citizens) being done away with, touring bands are going to be deeply effed. Let's say you were into a...
by EvilBastard
25 Dec 2020, 18:05
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Merry Xmas
Replies: 22
Views: 262

Re: Merry Xmas

Because it's Christmas, and because it's the season of good will to everyone (yes, even you people!) I bring you the latest Bartender's Xmas Cunning Wheeze: Do you have a bottle of clear spirits sitting around that no-one drinks because it's foul - perhaps a bottle of schnapps that you brought back ...
by EvilBastard
24 Dec 2020, 20:31
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Merry Xmas
Replies: 22
Views: 262

Re: Merry Xmas

Happy socially-distanced seasonally/religiously-appropriate wishes to one and all. In keeping with the spirit of the season, I shall be heading down to Downing Street this evening to invite that mop-headed tw@ to the annual airing of grievances. This may take a while. https://www.porchdrinking.com/w...
by EvilBastard
24 Dec 2020, 04:38
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The great football jersey debate
Replies: 6
Views: 144

Re: The great football jersey debate

Perhaps more shirts like this is the solution...
by EvilBastard
15 Dec 2020, 22:26
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Should I do some Heartland hoodies?
Replies: 63
Views: 4928

Re: Should I do some Heartland hoodies?

Actually, since we seem to be on a Heartland TeaTime Assortment tangent, what about mugs? Proper-sized ones, hold a good half-litre or so, dishwasher safe, fully-glazed (to prevent super-adhesive dunking fallout), HL logo (or talk to "Andrea White" about doing a MR logo holding a teacup). The offici...
by EvilBastard
15 Dec 2020, 22:16
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Should I do some Heartland hoodies?
Replies: 63
Views: 4928

Re: Should I do some Heartland hoodies?

Yes to hoodie (black & grey), YES to mask, and YES YES YES to bikkie tin (with matching tea caddy, naturally), on the condition that the bikkie tin carries the legend "Bourbons Only" (alternatively, "We're Heartlanders: We Don't Do Nice") and the caddy has "Property of FUCT" printed on it. Those las...
by EvilBastard
15 Dec 2020, 04:28
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
Replies: 467
Views: 46873

Re: Re-re-run of currently watching

Deadwood is up in my top 5 shows of all time. A masterclass in writing, acting, staging - everything. A wonderful show, the like of which we'll probably never see again. A modern classic. The other half and I are on Season 5 of Sons Of Anarchy - getting through a couple of episodes a day at the cur...
by EvilBastard
15 Dec 2020, 04:07
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
Replies: 467
Views: 46873

Re: Re-re-run of currently watching

Possible I'm late to the party on this one, but I came across this last night while poking about in bits of Netflix I normally don't poke around in. Short films, 5-15 minutes long, unconnected so you can watch them in any sequence. Some of them are ok, some are genius - favourites so far are 3 Robot...
by EvilBastard
13 Dec 2020, 02:49
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
Replies: 467
Views: 46873

Re: Re-re-run of currently watching

Anyway, Deadwood. Such a magnificent show. So well written and brilliantly performed. And when you read up and see how much of the story is accurate to real life events it becomes all the more gripping. Sadly, and without spoilers, you are left dangling at the end. There’s no real conclusion and I ...
by EvilBastard
12 Dec 2020, 01:12
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: Andrea White
Replies: 21
Views: 1832

Re: Andrea White

markfiend wrote:
11 Dec 2020, 11:38
Well I don't think it's this Andrea White. :lol:
I don't think so either, but it might be this one.
by EvilBastard
11 Dec 2020, 01:49
Forum: General Chat
Topic: (Yet Another) Currently Being Pissed Off By...
Replies: 352
Views: 58798

Re: (Yet Another) Currently Being Pissed Off By...

My whole life I have watched the world get smaller, watched as barriers came down, watched as people who had previously viewed their neighbours as alien and threatening slowly changed their perception. It gave me hope that we might find a better way of addressing our differences than picking up a gu...
by EvilBastard
09 Dec 2020, 22:29
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 565
Views: 63858

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Let's be honest and ask ourselves, who among us has not seriously desired to take a swing at one of the arseholes we have to work with during a team-building exercise (although, admittedly, none of the ones I've been unfortunate to have to attend have involved all-day drinking).
by EvilBastard
07 Dec 2020, 02:52
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 565
Views: 63858

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Pista wrote:
04 Dec 2020, 15:17
It's been a tough year for retailers & artists but spare a thought for Nick Cave as nobody wants to buy his wallpaper
If the Biccies don't write a song called Porno Anaglypta then there's something seriously rotten in the state of Birkinhead.
by EvilBastard
07 Dec 2020, 02:49
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 565
Views: 63858

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Now that wearing a mask is the considered okay in day to day activities, you might want to remember that the next time you're robbing a bank One of the biking magazines in the UK (might have been Performance Bike) used to issue stickers that you could put on your bike or your lid - like a little re...
by EvilBastard
30 Nov 2020, 13:07
Forum: General Chat
Topic: 30 bands to find. Go!
Replies: 18
Views: 588

Re: 30 bands to find. Go!

Stray Cats
Cream
The Beatles
by EvilBastard
30 Nov 2020, 11:16
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
Replies: 467
Views: 46873

Re: Re-re-run of currently watching

Game of Thrones: I'm sure we've all seen this: https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2019/05/19/104459/85965368/D6-j4CRWkAE_YAo.jpg :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'd not seen that, but it is a true representation - shark jumping was definitely evident in the later seasons. The first time I watche...
by EvilBastard
30 Nov 2020, 04:31
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
Replies: 467
Views: 46873

Re: Re-re-run of currently watching

In an apparent attack of The Boreds (unemployment will do that to you. Although, strictly speaking, I'm not unemployed since I quit the job I had. You might wonder who in their right mind would quit in the middle of a pandemic - and that's a really good question. The answer may involve being told du...