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by EvilBastard
24 Sep 2020, 16:37
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 456
Views: 53577

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

If you come across an Asian-looking trader on your local market selling suspiciously-underpriced condoms, beware.
by EvilBastard
16 Sep 2020, 02:27
Forum: General Chat
Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
Replies: 403
Views: 31373

Re: COVID-19 coronavirus

Over here (or at least in my small bit of Over Here) masks are compulsory anywhere where distancing is not possible or difficult. Public transport, shops - lots of places have signs saying "No Mask, No Service, No Exceptions". Some people mask up while walking down the street, I tend not to but have...
by EvilBastard
18 Aug 2020, 17:12
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 456
Views: 53577

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Pista wrote:
18 Aug 2020, 08:03
Cat knocks pensioner unconscious then proceeds to fight his dog. Tadaah!
In all fairness, both the pensioner and the dog were asking for it, the dog especially.
by EvilBastard
11 Aug 2020, 05:23
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Today I have been mostly...
Replies: 369
Views: 65041

Re: Today I have been mostly...

hot & bothered... after this heat wave in little old dutch country. the question is how to sleep as even breathing normally is just fuckedup! and trust me i never complain about the heat I you don't have A/C the best you can do is shut all the windows & draw the curtains to keep the sunshine level ...
by EvilBastard
05 Aug 2020, 17:37
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 793
Views: 113831

Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread

But I'm afraid that I must take the gloves off. This is the final straw - clearly they're just trying my patience now, and enough is enough. Every man has his limit, and this is mine . Heathens. Burn them all! Certainly burning them all would be my first choice. But then I thought, what about burni...
by EvilBastard
05 Aug 2020, 15:51
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 793
Views: 113831

Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread

I'd like to think that I'm a reasonable man. I'd like to think that I'm compassionate, that I can find it in my cold black little heart to forgive most things. The passing of time makes this easier - I am prepared to forgive China for the Opium Wars, for swine/bird/mouse flu, for the Wu Tang Virus, ...
by EvilBastard
30 Jul 2020, 21:58
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 456
Views: 53577

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

What kind of wild dinner parties do these people have where a bed is required in the dining room..? https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/11/18/1384777965335/e85f779d-c64f-4a39-9135-283378fd4eae-2060x1425.jpeg?width=1010&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=57dbc6e405efc3...
by EvilBastard
30 Jul 2020, 21:52
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 456
Views: 53577

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Well someone likes purple... https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/gallery/2013/nov/18/looking-to-mauve-house Prince must be delighted that the location of his post-faked-death hideaway has been revealed. Glad to see that he's gone with the obligatory tangle-twist khazi-carpet - I can see people goin...
by EvilBastard
30 Jul 2020, 19:00
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Mental Health
Replies: 9
Views: 723

Re: Mental Health

That's key, I think - having a team of people who can get an understanding of the individual's condition, rather than adopting a "well, this dosage of this drug works for those people, so it will work for you" approach. I was reading something a while ago where there was an effort to understand the ...
by EvilBastard
28 Jul 2020, 15:40
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 456
Views: 53577

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

I bleeve that this is what Hancock has been trying (unsuccessfully) to deliver to help curb the spread of Covid-19
by EvilBastard
20 Jul 2020, 17:56
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Geek Anvil (currently geeking...)
Replies: 516
Views: 125640

Re: Geek Anvil (currently geeking...)

4K? Pah! when I was a nipper my ZX81 had 4 times as much K, and setting it up was a doddle (granted, you needed some plasticine to stick the Ks to the back of the machine, since wobbles=crash, but still).
by EvilBastard
16 Jul 2020, 22:05
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Lockdown Blues
Replies: 44
Views: 3941

Re: Lockdown Blues

We're now in month #4 of lockdown, although simultaneously in Phase 3 of reopening. Offices are still closed, ours says we can work from home until January 2021 if we like, but restaurants are open for outdoor dining (but please don't be an a$$hole, and wear a mask when your server comes to take you...
by EvilBastard
14 Jul 2020, 05:25
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday EvilBastard!
Replies: 8
Views: 1049

Re: Happy Birthday EvilBastard!

Well bloody 'ell - I turn my back for 5 minutes to put the kettle on and you people go all Rev 2.0 on the website! Despite best efforts I have managed to avoid dating Ms. Covid (she's a bit young for me, mind) although the concomitant social distancing and isolation has given me a fabulous prison pa...
by EvilBastard
22 Apr 2020, 20:52
Forum: General Chat
Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
Replies: 403
Views: 31373

The best defence against infection by Covid-19 is 20 Roffmans, it seems.
by EvilBastard
13 Apr 2020, 05:54
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 793
Views: 113831

Pista wrote:Uh oh!

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They won't live among us for long. While FUCT is maintaining social distancing, we've just received our shipment of 3m long Sticks Of Righteousness in order to discipline these miscreants appropriately.
by EvilBastard
13 Apr 2020, 05:47
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 456
Views: 53577

Remember, only leave the house if absolutely necessary and don't carry a rucksack full of weed when you do. They really could bend the rules a bit on weed these days given that it calms people down and gives them nice time. Better than getting drunk day by day ... :wink: ... Well true - now, if we ...
by EvilBastard
07 Apr 2020, 13:08
Forum: General Chat
Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
Replies: 403
Views: 31373

Have no love for Boris or the Tories but I hope he recovers. Wishing him or anyone else's death is just horrible. I hope we're all mature enough to realise that around here at least. :notworthy: :notworthy: Agreed - to wish anyone dead is wrong. But am I alone? Did anyone else who has been followin...
by EvilBastard
07 Apr 2020, 12:56
Forum: General Chat
Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
Replies: 403
Views: 31373

Swinnow wrote:rational, sober face of the UK Government as and when required for the next week or so.
I've been reading his tweets, and frankly the rational, sober face of HMG looks like this:

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by EvilBastard
01 Apr 2020, 09:15
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
Replies: 401
Views: 38716

And some music docu on Netflix, yesterday I was Devil on the crossroads about Robert Johnson. That's a great doc! Watched it a while back, really interesting to see the layers peeled back, to get some idea of who he really was as opposed to the myth. There's another doc in a similar vein called The...
by EvilBastard
28 Mar 2020, 14:19
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
Replies: 401
Views: 38716

Since I'm Doing My Bit to defeat Covid-19 and limiting myself to leaving the house once a week for groceries, I stayed up until 4am watching Norsemen. It's...interesting. Definitely reminiscent of Chelmsford 123, the characters are fab, the script is superb - 12/10 would rape and pillage again. Now ...
by EvilBastard
28 Mar 2020, 02:41
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
Replies: 401
Views: 38716

Norsemen looks like a top show - thanks for the tip! Definitely has shades of Chelmsford 123 (and that really was a top show), and therefore A Very Good Thing. I can't find Chelmsford on HBO or Netflix or for that matter, C-More. :( It's available on Channel 4 but you mau need VPN. I recommend Nord...
by EvilBastard
27 Mar 2020, 21:42
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
Replies: 401
Views: 38716

Norsemen looks like a top show - thanks for the tip! Definitely has shades of Chelmsford 123 (and that really was a top show), and therefore A Very Good Thing.
by EvilBastard
25 Mar 2020, 03:23
Forum: General Chat
Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
Replies: 403
Views: 31373

Pista wrote:Meanwhile, In Wales, lockdown is being enforced by a Dalek
"Self-isolate! SELF-ISOLATE!" I hope he was traveling... Caerphilly.
by EvilBastard
20 Mar 2020, 22:41
Forum: General Chat
Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
Replies: 403
Views: 31373

and there go the pubs, cinemas, nightclubs, restaurants gyms and just about every social activity going. how long before total lockdown now then? I'm honestly ok with a total lock down if people like Stanley Johnson refuse to heed the warnings and if it comes with an end date . That's the scary thi...
by EvilBastard
20 Mar 2020, 18:01
Forum: General Chat
Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
Replies: 403
Views: 31373

OK, guys, I'll be honest here. This stuff is starting to scare me. I'm not scared of getting sick, but I am scared of what society is going to look like in 3, 6, 12 months time if this thing goes the distance. If all goes well, if people self-isolate, if we practice social distancing, if if if, then...