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by Major de Coverly
30 Jan 2006, 19:56
Forum: General Chat
Topic: oh dear
Replies: 44
Views: 13070

Hom_Corleone wrote:Apologies...but who is Master Margarita?
Never heard of him.
You might say the re-appearances are in keeping with the Bulgakov book the name comes from.

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... ght=#36232
by Major de Coverly
31 Aug 2005, 19:57
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Gay Paree
Replies: 41
Views: 7959

Hmm. It is a work of fiction, and not that well written, I'll wager. Not high on my list.

Brain a bit flabby, but otherwise gorgeous?
by Major de Coverly
31 Aug 2005, 19:29
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Gay Paree
Replies: 41
Views: 7959

It's from Catch 22 which is where the user name is from too. Snowden is the dead man in Yossarin's tent. He's dead, but still lives in the tent because he died before he properly arrived at the airbase. So he isn't officially dead. He got shot on a bombing m*****n. He complained it was so cold. Yoss...
by Major de Coverly
30 Aug 2005, 18:14
Forum: General Chat
Topic: I'm so cold...
Replies: 28
Views: 5650

No you're not CP. Just as there's only one catch, so there's only one cold person. And that's Snowden. And you're not him. Which is a good thing really.

Hug all the same.

MdeC.
by Major de Coverly
21 Jul 2005, 14:39
Forum: General Chat
Topic: London Bombs - Part 2
Replies: 170
Views: 42408

All well. Last time it was my work stop (Liv St). This time it's my home stop (Shepherds Bush). Useless lot.

186-9. Bring it on.
by Major de Coverly
07 Jul 2005, 20:17
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Tube Chaos In London
Replies: 214
Views: 69632

All this hysteria. Not the spirit with which we won the two world wars and one world cup. I'm stuck in my office by Liv St. Secretaries have gone home early and all the takeout places have closed down for the day. I'm hungry, bored and busy. Tomorrow, I would guess that the tubes will still be down ...
by Major de Coverly
07 Jul 2005, 16:21
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Tube Chaos In London
Replies: 214
Views: 69632

Our international lines a bit iffy. Thermals are currents of rising hot air which keep the glider aloft. If there is enough humidity in the air, they will top out with the creation of those nice little fluffy summer fair weather clouds that Andy Pandy likesto play with his cats under. If not humid e...
by Major de Coverly
07 Jul 2005, 15:50
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Tube Chaos In London
Replies: 214
Views: 69632

Quit stressin' honey drop dew.

Big kiss.

Maj.
by Major de Coverly
08 Jan 2004, 15:13
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday...Alice in your Party Dress
Replies: 23
Views: 3011

Re: Happy Birthday...Alice in your Party Dress

[quote="Black Planet"]Happy Birthday to Clucking Belle....Or as I prefer, Major de Coverly in his leather riding pants! I hope you have a wonderful day. Other notables born 8 January....The King of Rock and Roll Elvis Presley. You're in good company! :innocent: :von:[/quote] MdeC died on 13 November...
by Major de Coverly
13 Nov 2003, 13:00
Forum: General Chat
Topic: One hundred
Replies: 13
Views: 2078

One hundred

Lord Major de Coverly [1946 - 2003] It is with great regret that the passing of His Lordship, Major de Coverly, in a car crash this morning, is announced. His Lordship was returning from an all night poker game and had, the Coroner stated, the equivalent of 2 litres of Macallan whiskey in his system...
by Major de Coverly
13 Nov 2003, 11:54
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Currently Playing
Replies: 80
Views: 12336

... at being a man about it all.
by Major de Coverly
13 Nov 2003, 11:51
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Watch this topic drift down the board
Replies: 55
Views: 6972

Watch this topic drift down the board

like a cruel reminder of the passage of time, as we speed on our journey towards the grave...
by Major de Coverly
13 Nov 2003, 11:50
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday Major!
Replies: 13
Views: 1987

Thank you. My birthday present to you is posted separately.
by Major de Coverly
12 Nov 2003, 11:28
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Autumn before the winter at de Coverly Towers
Replies: 7
Views: 1500

Re: Autumn before the winter at de Coverly Towers

[quote="Quiff Boy"]

is this an example of man's last mad surge of youth?[/quote]

Tres bon, Mnsr le Quiff, tres bon.

I do like that quote, doesn't it come from that nonsense 70s show which they all watched?
by Major de Coverly
11 Nov 2003, 17:31
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Autumn before the winter at de Coverly Towers
Replies: 7
Views: 1500

Autumn before the winter at de Coverly Towers

It is that time of year at de Coverly Towers when I send out the stable lads, beaters, and groundsmen, all lead by the Head gillie and armed with 12 bores, clubs, kitchen knives, MP5s, flashbangs, and bazookas, to clear out the gypsies and travellers who've been occupying the harvested fields in the...
by Major de Coverly
11 Nov 2003, 17:23
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Bob the Builder
Replies: 12
Views: 2173

[quote="Scardwel"]owned by the same firm responsible for "The Sun". Go figure. :roll:[/quote] I don't understand. Some of the best journalists write for the Sun. The ability to express complex ideas clearly, concisely and in simple words is a skill not many have. All too often people cover up for it...
by Major de Coverly
11 Nov 2003, 16:45
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday CorpPunk
Replies: 21
Views: 3365

How was it? What did you do?
by Major de Coverly
07 Nov 2003, 07:42
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday CorpPunk
Replies: 21
Views: 3365

Happy Birthday CorpPunk

Happy.

Birthday.

Tomorrow.

Much de coverly loverly.
by Major de Coverly
30 Oct 2003, 15:51
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Currently Wearing...
Replies: 137
Views: 21922

[quote="Lynchfanatic"] Black brah and string :oops: :innocent:[/quote] Underwear is all well and good, but let us not lose sight of the undiluted pleasure that is gained from the pleasure of an unclothed lady. Bereft of AP, Myla, M&S's best efforts we still find you amazing, god-like, and delicious....
by Major de Coverly
30 Oct 2003, 11:52
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Worst lyricist ever
Replies: 39
Views: 8345

Worst lyricist ever

By popular vote, Paul McCartney was the greatest. And who am I to argue with public opinion? But what about the worst? Perhaps an accolade for which there is even greater competition. Me, I nominate (on (de)merit, altho' it has a certain ying and yang about it) Julian Lennon. Julian Lennon - Salt wa...
by Major de Coverly
27 Oct 2003, 18:16
Forum: General Chat
Topic: where is Jim?
Replies: 18
Views: 4495

Goth Love Commando?

Purrrlease.
by Major de Coverly
23 Oct 2003, 13:28
Forum: General Chat
Topic: In defence of the Golden Arches
Replies: 58
Views: 14548

Fair enuff. Watch it tho'. Praise does not become you.
by Major de Coverly
23 Oct 2003, 13:26
Forum: General Chat
Topic: What are you looking forward too?
Replies: 46
Views: 11109

OK. But there will be a mishtake in it. And then I will have to spank you. Hard. Like before. It will hurt- it has to, you do understand, don't you? But not so much that when I rub your flush baby cheeks, cherry red in their innocence, with Kiehl's moisturiser number 4, it won't feel like a hundred ...
by Major de Coverly
23 Oct 2003, 12:56
Forum: General Chat
Topic: In defence of the Golden Arches
Replies: 58
Views: 14548

Nope, sorry. No joke intended. OK, there's a bit of exaggeration here and there, and it might be written a bit abruptly to emphasise the odd point, but I really have given your name, moonchild, to my friend the Commander-in-Chief of the United Nations peace keeping force for Iraq. Next time your doo...
by Major de Coverly
23 Oct 2003, 12:45
Forum: General Chat
Topic: In defence of the Golden Arches
Replies: 58
Views: 14548

There is both a McDs and American diner not two minutes walk from Patriach's pond, which is where the devil first pops up in the Master etc. As I said before, I'm not commenting on all this anti- McD mumbo jumbo. I've said my bit. I'm right, and all of you who disagree with me are wrong. Reasoned de...