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by Candover Premiere
31 Aug 2005, 17:45
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Gay Paree
Replies: 41
Views: 8092

Man was matter, that was Snowden's secret. Drop him out a window and he'll fall. Set fire to him and he'll burn. Bury him and he'll rot, like other kinds of garbage. That was Snowden's secret. Ripeness was all.
by Candover Premiere
19 Jul 2005, 11:45
Forum: General Chat
Topic: bombings, terror & religious extremism
Replies: 51
Views: 8049

Wot rj says is right. One of the things which reeeeeally annoys be about this forum is that whilst almost all will slag off tories, the mail, capitalism and the like, (a) it's generally done with the sophistication of the muslim who was on the news yesterday arguing that the uk asked for the london ...
by Candover Premiere
24 Jun 2005, 11:24
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Lawyer Needed
Replies: 61
Views: 11605

What are you, a lawyer or a journo? Soggy- you don't mind if I call you that do you?- I am neither fish nor flesh. In fact I'm entirely make believe. And make believe dead at that too (see below). Confusing isn't it, hob nob? So, 100 again, and time for Candover Premiere, Candy to his favourite sin...
by Candover Premiere
24 Jun 2005, 10:01
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Lawyer Needed
Replies: 61
Views: 11605

Hey, Black Biscuit.

Great post.

Have you thought of writing for the mail?

They're also good on sweeping generalisations which have no resemblance to the truth.

Stay half-baked

CP

PS Great name.
by Candover Premiere
29 Mar 2005, 17:24
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pub Quizs
Replies: 22
Views: 5390

China Shame: Jynt ruts Dahee
by Candover Premiere
29 Mar 2005, 17:14
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pub Quizs
Replies: 22
Views: 5390

They boss pop

L'il Lybido [sic]

Yet thighs bait minge
by Candover Premiere
29 Mar 2005, 14:45
Forum: General Chat
Topic: It's an absolute disgrace
Replies: 110
Views: 26220

Well it looks like bananaphilia.

I've been picking up petals.
by Candover Premiere
29 Mar 2005, 14:29
Forum: General Chat
Topic: It's an absolute disgrace
Replies: 110
Views: 26220

Re: It's an absolute disgrace

Dirty bast*rd paedo tw*t released early And people wonder why there's Daily Mail induced lynch mobs. After all the research that proves these people are mental and really believe they've done nothing wrong, they are STILL getting let out to do it again. IT MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL. :evil: :evil: :evil: ...
by Candover Premiere
04 Mar 2004, 12:56
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Goodbye
Replies: 21
Views: 3849

Goodbye

So, 100 again, and time for Candover Premiere, Candy to his favourite sinful sister, to declare his innings at the magic number. A confused child of even more confused parentage, Handover was conceived at a time when all on the forum lived in fear of the mighty apostrophe. This did not bode well for...
by Candover Premiere
02 Mar 2004, 16:50
Forum: General Chat
Topic: A gigging 'First'
Replies: 36
Views: 4837

My lips are sealed. As were hers.
by Candover Premiere
02 Mar 2004, 16:48
Forum: General Chat
Topic: A gagging first
Replies: 1
Views: 719

A gagging first

Pls see other thread.
by Candover Premiere
02 Mar 2004, 16:40
Forum: General Chat
Topic: A gigging 'First'
Replies: 36
Views: 4837

No band. I think it was some sort of student night. I was young (ish) and impressionable at the time, and visting a girl who lived nearby. We had blagged our way in, and it all was so very dangerous and cool, and we were so very grown up. I forget her name, but she had the smoothest, loveliest skin ...
by Candover Premiere
02 Mar 2004, 16:33
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stop what you're doing and click on this!
Replies: 34
Views: 5775

Alex in the telegraph.
by Candover Premiere
02 Mar 2004, 16:31
Forum: General Chat
Topic: A gigging 'First'
Replies: 36
Views: 4837

Ha!

Been there (well, rock city in nottingham), done that (not that a man is required to do an awful lot), not still doing it tho'.
by Candover Premiere
26 Feb 2004, 05:55
Forum: General Chat
Topic: HEY NOW HEY NOW
Replies: 29
Views: 5647

Crikey. Don't beat about the bush, do you? Although then again maybe that's your answer.
by Candover Premiere
26 Feb 2004, 05:28
Forum: General Chat
Topic: FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
Replies: 24
Views: 3077

And you should be in bed.
by Candover Premiere
26 Feb 2004, 01:37
Forum: General Chat
Topic: FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
Replies: 24
Views: 3077

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK

Recurring dream: The very best of crowded house.

Can't beat it.
by Candover Premiere
26 Feb 2004, 01:35
Forum: General Chat
Topic: HEY NOW HEY NOW
Replies: 29
Views: 5647

Haven't we been here before?
by Candover Premiere
26 Feb 2004, 00:54
Forum: General Chat
Topic: HEY NOW HEY NOW
Replies: 29
Views: 5647

Black Horizon wrote:
Candover Premiere wrote:
Black Horizon wrote:Crowded House are boring, get it through your head mate.
I will grant you that they don't prance about in silly black clothes. I'm not sure that makes them boring though.
You really worry me
In what way?
by Candover Premiere
26 Feb 2004, 00:38
Forum: General Chat
Topic: HEY NOW HEY NOW
Replies: 29
Views: 5647

Black Horizon wrote:Crowded House are boring, get it through your head mate.
I will grant you that they don't prance about in silly black clothes. I'm not sure that makes them boring though.
by Candover Premiere
25 Feb 2004, 14:32
Forum: General Chat
Topic: HEY NOW HEY NOW
Replies: 29
Views: 5647

markfiend wrote:Nyaaa. So to be an ungoth one has to listen to cr ap?
You do know that the vast majority of society would argue that the reverse was true, don't you?
by Candover Premiere
25 Feb 2004, 14:13
Forum: General Chat
Topic: HEY NOW HEY NOW
Replies: 29
Views: 5647

Lamia wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i'm with QB on this one
Same here!

Shudders by the dozen!!!!
We live in a society which believes in freedom of speech. You are, therefore, entitled to be wrong.
by Candover Premiere
25 Feb 2004, 04:48
Forum: General Chat
Topic: HEY NOW HEY NOW
Replies: 29
Views: 5647

HEY NOW HEY NOW

don't dream it's over.

Great song, great band.
by Candover Premiere
23 Feb 2004, 13:44
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Election Time Is Here
Replies: 30
Views: 4488

Yes, because you are the nicest and most beautiful girl on the forum.
by Candover Premiere
23 Feb 2004, 13:33
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Darkness
Replies: 34
Views: 6169

No. But it was very good. The film crew set up infra red cameras to watch them as they crept into the hole, down the sides of the 10ft drop and onto the floor of the cave. It had a low ceiling and was completely dark. It ran for about 200 yards down and down to a small flat space where the troupe s...