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by buddha
03 Jun 2015, 22:32
Forum: 2014 tour - Ever Forward
Topic: Own poem on Andrew Eldritch
Replies: 16
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There once was a twit from Leeds
He had all sorts of needs
Every once in a while he'd get to feeling
that he needed some sexual healing
So a band together he'd scrounge
and mumble filth to the girls in the lounge
till they make the gurgling sound
as they juggle his bollocks around