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by UnnaturalDisaster
22 May 2017, 10:41
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Today I have been mostly...
Replies: 352
Views: 61495

elamanamou wrote:Funny thing happened today. Closed shop ready to cash up when a man knocked on the door's and said is his wife inside!! :lol:
I can think of worse things than being locked in an NT shop. A jar of honey, a picnic rug and a book on sundials and I'd be set for the night.
by UnnaturalDisaster
22 May 2017, 10:35
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: Those daft Wayne & Mish filters... your vote counts!
Replies: 87
Views: 21073

Yeah, it's ridiculous, but entertaining. I vote they remain.
by UnnaturalDisaster
17 May 2017, 12:38
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Smurphs 2.6.18 instead of 7.7.18
Replies: 35
Views: 6837

I might just about be able to get my arse in gear for that one.
by UnnaturalDisaster
13 May 2017, 10:45
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: the new m*****n single
Replies: 182
Views: 50956

Spiggy's hat wrote:I'm really hoping that they play this every night on the tour!

https://www.facebook.com/andygreenley/v ... 378593267/
They played it in Belgium last night if the set list I saw is anything to go by, so we can but hope!
by UnnaturalDisaster
13 May 2017, 10:39
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Rick-roll
Replies: 12
Views: 1981

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by UnnaturalDisaster
02 May 2017, 17:34
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Read, read, read!!!! education, imagination, humour
Replies: 910
Views: 185803

Swinnow wrote:Found my tinfoil hat a week or so ago....
I hope it has earflaps and a fleece lining.
by UnnaturalDisaster
02 May 2017, 16:42
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Read, read, read!!!! education, imagination, humour
Replies: 910
Views: 185803

An inadvertently ecclectic mix of early 20th century girls fiction, Satanism, and Victorian melodrama. The latter is the only surprising one. I loathe Wilkie Collins with a passion. I can only put my reading of this work down to some sort of literary masochism.

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by UnnaturalDisaster
02 May 2017, 14:30
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-run of currently watching
Replies: 1004
Views: 228261

fabulous film, one of my all-time favourites. i really like the fact that edward woodwards [s] pig [/s] policeman character completely digs his own hole through a) his inept detective work and b) the narrow-mindedness inherent in what he considers to be his superior morals. Delicious, isn't it? All...
by UnnaturalDisaster
01 May 2017, 10:25
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-run of currently watching
Replies: 1004
Views: 228261

May Day bank holiday seemed the ideal occasion for this:

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by UnnaturalDisaster
29 Apr 2017, 22:11
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 780
Views: 109619

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:because i have no desire to read 11 pages of this undoubtedly ridiculous thread, but also so that i dont feei left out, i just want to say "fuck your biscuit thread and the horse it rode in on!" :P
as you were..... :kiss:
:lol:

I unleashed a monster.
by UnnaturalDisaster
27 Apr 2017, 09:09
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: AE
Replies: 40
Views: 9641

I know the feeling, will do the Devon festival, but am ummimg about doing London 'cos beer, hotels and travel will cause a £500 drop and am not sure they are worth that nowadays, it's a pity, but that's where I am. Anywhere within a car journey of Leeds or Murkeyside and I'm there, but that London...
by UnnaturalDisaster
27 Apr 2017, 09:05
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 780
Views: 109619

iesus wrote:
Pista wrote:That's what they want you to think ;)
Shh Steve :twisted:
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Your secret is safe with me. Well, safe-ish.
by UnnaturalDisaster
27 Apr 2017, 08:57
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hello and Thank You - Very Long Post
Replies: 41
Views: 6590

Suddenly, I'm really lamenting the inability to "like" posts.

:notworthy:
by UnnaturalDisaster
26 Apr 2017, 18:25
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 780
Views: 109619

iesus wrote:Bootleg biscuits smuggled from mainland ? :innocent:
Presumably they'd have to be ground-shipped. Penguins can't fly...

I'll, er, get my coat.
by UnnaturalDisaster
25 Apr 2017, 18:11
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Newsworthy continued: EEEEEEEENINp'ts!
Replies: 1002
Views: 229471

And the defender for women's rights commission in UN is... :lol: :lol: I can only presume this is the international political equivalent of assigning a particularly feckless child the role of classroom monitor in the vague hope that the responsibility will force them to get their sh it together. :|
by UnnaturalDisaster
25 Apr 2017, 17:38
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Happy birthday Swinnow
Replies: 18
Views: 2644

HL on tour at a blimmin Mish gig in Leicester, it'll never catch on, is there a pub there called the Dry Dock lol Never catch on. They don't like The m*****n on here so they say? :D Ha, well, er, naturally I have a hearty disdain for The Mish and am only going to satisfy my curiosity about... the l...
by UnnaturalDisaster
25 Apr 2017, 12:16
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Happy birthday Swinnow
Replies: 18
Views: 2644

Swinnow wrote:I understand Da Mish in Leicester is also a defo lol
Abso-fucking-lutely! :D
by UnnaturalDisaster
25 Apr 2017, 12:02
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 780
Views: 109619

Pista wrote:Hey! It's #worldpenguinday
Swinnow wrote:My birthday (shared with J Cruyff RIP) is now complete
It's also World Malaria Day! Er... enjoy, I guess. :eek:
by UnnaturalDisaster
25 Apr 2017, 11:57
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 780
Views: 109619

We will soon need a treaty on the non proliferation of biscuits of mass destruction Oh, I don't know... I, for one, would welcome a Mutually Assured Destruction biscuit-based scenario. At the rate things are going I'd say there's a fair chance you might get your wish :lol: Hmm, what are biscuits li...
by UnnaturalDisaster
25 Apr 2017, 11:56
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Happy birthday Swinnow
Replies: 18
Views: 2644

Happy birthday!

I shall have cake in honour of the day... It's tough, but someone has to do it.
by UnnaturalDisaster
24 Apr 2017, 00:47
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 780
Views: 109619

Microcosmia wrote:We will soon need a treaty on the non proliferation of biscuits of mass destruction
Oh, I don't know...

I, for one, would welcome a Mutually Assured Destruction biscuit-based scenario.
by UnnaturalDisaster
23 Apr 2017, 21:24
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Facebook
Replies: 77
Views: 16212

Swinnow wrote:Lol moi noir? Jamais dans un mois de dimanche. Wrong trousers and loud shirts shall be worn.
That's the spirit.

I might spice things up and wear... charcoal grey.
by UnnaturalDisaster
23 Apr 2017, 21:15
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Facebook
Replies: 77
Views: 16212

My profile is Jenny Giles if any of you good people care to add me. (My posts seem to be 70% misanthropy, 15% music, 10% birds, and 5% cake.) Jenny I haven't seen one pic of you on facebook. Swinnow and I won't know what to look for when we meet at The Mish gig in Leicester? Ok you will be probably...
by UnnaturalDisaster
21 Apr 2017, 15:14
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 780
Views: 109619

Charlie wrote:Every day is biscuit day in this house 8)
[Moves in.]
by UnnaturalDisaster
21 Apr 2017, 15:02
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Oops...
Replies: 5
Views: 1091

abridged wrote:Ah thought I had messed it up! Have a tendency to kill conversation at times... :wink:
Do you also specialise in saying something massively inappropriate at loud volume just as everyone around you falls silent? Seemingly I am rather fond of that. :innocent: