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  Topic: A leper walks into a bar...
zaltys7

Replies: 32
Views: 5086

PostForum: Joke of the Day   Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:00 pm   Subject: A leper walks into a bar...
From another very specific vault:

Q: What were they drinking on Challenger before it exploded?

A: 7UP
  Topic: 06/10/2018 every RHCP song ever
zaltys7

Replies: 4
Views: 242

PostForum: Joke of the Day   Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 11:21 pm   Subject: 06/10/2018 every RHCP song ever
Reminds me of Laughing Laughing We are not worthy!
  Topic: A leper walks into a bar...
zaltys7

Replies: 32
Views: 5086

PostForum: Joke of the Day   Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 10:58 pm   Subject: A leper walks into a bar...
From a more recent vault:

Q: What's got four legs and goes woof?

A: Piper Alpha.
  Topic: A leper walks into a bar...
zaltys7

Replies: 32
Views: 5086

PostForum: Joke of the Day   Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 8:46 pm   Subject: A leper walks into a bar...
Q: Why did America lose the Vietnam war?

A: Every time Sergeant said "Get down!" the black dudes got up and started dancing.

Q: What's green and smells of pork?

A: Kermit's middle f ...
  Topic: A leper walks into a bar...
zaltys7

Replies: 32
Views: 5086

PostForum: Joke of the Day   Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 7:21 pm   Subject: A leper walks into a bar...
Q: what's eight inch's long, gold, and you wouldn't want to find in your daughters bed?

A: Gary Glitters shoe.

Q: What's red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javelin throu ...
  Topic: Currently shaking a tail feather to....
zaltys7

Replies: 571
Views: 53726

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:18 pm   Subject: Currently shaking a tail feather to....
Last night's

Sounded fantastic. Nice to hear Killing an Arab. Am I wrong in thinking that they had changed that to "kissing" in more recent times? did the generation of snowflakes and fu ...
  Topic: Plausible Deniability
zaltys7

Replies: 50
Views: 7427

PostForum: Sisters Chat   Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:06 am   Subject: Re: Plausible Deniability
mrs qb was talking to a woman she works with last week and they happened to start talking about 80s bands. she mentioned to her mate that i was quite enamoured of the sisters and her mate proclaimed & ...
  Topic: Those singles that never happened...
zaltys7

Replies: 17
Views: 2820

PostForum: Sisters Chat   Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:54 am   Subject: Re: Those singles that never happened...
While watching this (

By "on top form" you mean I can't hear a bloody word he is howling/singing. I thought Ribbons had a very long intro but it was half way through the song.
  Topic: Proof, Morrisey's a Wank of the Highest Order
zaltys7

Replies: 44
Views: 8898

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:44 am   Subject: Proof, Morrisey's a Wank of the Highest Order
I declared Morrissey to be dead to me not longer after The Smiths split, and I've never listened to any of his solo albums, purely out of spite. I'm glad that as time has passed, I've been proved incr ...
  Topic: Currently shaking a tail feather to....
zaltys7

Replies: 571
Views: 53726

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:12 am   Subject: Currently shaking a tail feather to....
Damn, you got there first We are not worthy!

This is just brilliant, a step up from Devil is Fine. For example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reUg8U5o20k

Thanks to Big Si I think, who got me in ...
  Topic: RIP Mark E Smith
zaltys7

Replies: 26
Views: 3259

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:54 pm   Subject: RIP Mark E Smith
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/mark-e-smith-funeral-wake-14266255

would he/you want it any other way Laughing
  Topic: Re-run of currently watching
zaltys7

Replies: 910
Views: 141500

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:02 am   Subject: Re-run of currently watching
It is however, very, very good.
  Topic: Happy new year Heartlanders
zaltys7

Replies: 16
Views: 1528

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:29 pm   Subject: Happy new year Heartlanders
I hope you all have a happy, healthy and prosperous new year. Every single one of you.
  Topic: Nomads - Lucretia, My Reflection (cover)
zaltys7

Replies: 4
Views: 851

PostForum: Sisters Chat   Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:53 am   Subject: Nomads - Lucretia, My Reflection (cover)
Bloody awful, sent my heart beating in the wrong way.
  Topic: NINETEEN NINETY FIVE AND NOWHERE by GARY MARX Vinyl
zaltys7

Replies: 16
Views: 3556

PostForum: Sisters Chat   Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:45 am   Subject: NINETEEN NINETY FIVE AND NOWHERE by GARY MARX Vinyl
Great news, but no need to shout.
  Topic: Read, read, read!!!! education, imagination, humour
zaltys7

Replies: 858
Views: 139386

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:38 pm   Subject: Read, read, read!!!! education, imagination, humour
Wink

http://www.radioclash.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/klf-212.jpg

KLF: Chaos, Magic and the Band Who Burned a Million Pounds by John Higgs was great as well.

Is yours the same book?
  Topic: Read, read, read!!!! education, imagination, humour
zaltys7

Replies: 858
Views: 139386

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:23 pm   Subject: Read, read, read!!!! education, imagination, humour
The House Of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielewski

For the tenth time I gues -- can't get enough of the style (writing as well as layout), the stories within stories, and the very witty interplay between th ...
  Topic: 2017 Interviews
zaltys7

Replies: 19
Views: 3838

PostForum: Sisters Chat   Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:01 am   Subject: 2017 Interviews
still is 2006?
so the only new song is arms 2010?
no, 2010 is 7 years ago (and anyway it was 2009) so arms isn't the "only new song" because arms isn't new...we havent heard any new song ...
  Topic: sh*t adverts
zaltys7

Replies: 25
Views: 2902

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 10:06 pm   Subject: sh*t adverts
A lot of heavy metal bands are known to ehm... "grace" commercials...

Suffocation:

Don't care about that advert Laughing Cinderella's Long Cold Winter is one of the best bluesy metal a ...
  Topic: Bands You Regret Not Seeing Live
zaltys7

Replies: 48
Views: 5741

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:43 pm   Subject: Bands You Regret Not Seeing Live

I havent given up on Tom Waits.

eeeesh. I have. Haven't you heard him live recently? That's not something I am going to listen to. I loved the guy from way back...buit, nope, not now. Soz
If i m ...
  Topic: Bands You Regret Not Seeing Live
zaltys7

Replies: 48
Views: 5741

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:59 pm   Subject: Bands You Regret Not Seeing Live
Nirvana. I was actually physically present twice when they played but was so phenomenally wasted both times I have absolutely no recollection of either.

That's happened to me with so many bands I c ...
  Topic: Dave and Dave....Comfortably Numb
zaltys7

Replies: 6
Views: 979

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:44 pm   Subject: Dave and Dave....Comfortably Numb
Blast would hate it Laughing I however love it.

I first saw the Sisters at the NEC in 1992, and they opened with this, it was then and still is now one of the best moments of my life, no bootleg can ...
  Topic: Von mentioned in a KLF book
zaltys7

Replies: 10
Views: 2481

PostForum: Sisters Chat   Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:02 am   Subject: Von mentioned in a KLF book
Laughing And the world is wonderful again Laughing
  Topic: September 4th: Ancienne Brussels, Belgium
zaltys7

Replies: 78
Views: 17326

PostForum: Sisters 2017   Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:11 pm   Subject: September 4th: Ancienne Brussels, Belgium
Nice to know that the Sisters appreciate Glen Campbell, even if a lot of the fans are idiots Rolling Eyes
  Topic: RIP Black Dahlia
zaltys7

Replies: 20
Views: 2813

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 5:13 pm   Subject: RIP Black Dahlia
She'd been around as long as I have, and made much more of a contribution.

Very sorry to hear about this, she will be missed.

Paul.
 
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