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by EvilBastard
10 Jul 2019, 15:53
Forum: 2019 tour
Topic: 2019-11-16, Circo Volador, Mexico City, Mexico
Replies: 56
Views: 9946

Any other North/South American Heartlanders thinking about this? Ex-South American/current North American Heartlander here. I am definitely thinking about this one, especially if I won't go to Brazil this year. Heartland tequila pre-gig meetup? I could definitely be tempted. Although I'd be incline...
by EvilBastard
03 Jul 2019, 13:01
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
Replies: 362
Views: 34362

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Saw this at the cinema last night - bloody amazing.
by EvilBastard
25 Jun 2019, 17:47
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 410
Views: 49122

Meanwhile, on the Twitters, Prof Brian Cox discusses the best way to transport a squirrel from John O'Groats to Land's End.
by EvilBastard
21 Jun 2019, 18:12
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: The new guitarist
Replies: 121
Views: 17697

From Ben’s IG feed he has been in Brussels all week. He called the new guitarist ‘The Dude’ when asked who it was. Ben seems quite upbeat, I think. That and the way he writes makes me think it's someone relatively young and unknown. Relatively young? Well, if we're talking relative to...I don...
by EvilBastard
20 Jun 2019, 12:49
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
Replies: 362
Views: 34362

markfiend wrote:I finished watching Good Omens...I think it's a really lovely TV series.
Apparently 20,000 US Christians don't agree :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by EvilBastard
19 Jun 2019, 18:20
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
Replies: 362
Views: 34362

European Fencing Championship 2019 - this week in Dusseldorf ... :D ... I was hoping for some top-quality enclosure action here, with commentary a la One Man & His Dog ... "...and here's Bavarian champion Hans Bauernschneider in his first European championship. Some of you will recall his father, t...
by EvilBastard
19 Jun 2019, 02:13
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
Replies: 362
Views: 34362

having read the book umpty-ump million times before i saw this and just the once afterwards i can honestly say you can count the (noticable) variations/additions on one hand. Anathema being American Her mother being involved Pepper's kid sister missing from the Inquisition The omission of Pepper's ...
by EvilBastard
19 Jun 2019, 01:08
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
Replies: 362
Views: 34362

All 6 episodes on usb, coffee ready in a big cup etc and the marathon starts ;D Wow - can’t believe how good this! I know right? Stoked that they haven't fcuked it up & the Tennant/ Sheen partnership is fantastic One episode in and I'm still undecided. Could be that familiarity with the source ma...
by EvilBastard
18 Jun 2019, 14:17
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 410
Views: 49122

There's a photo essay in today's Graun that features a picture with the caption "Red Lolly".

Given that there are 2 lollies in the picture, is it too much to ask for the caption to be rewrittten as "Red Lolly Yellow Lolly"?
by EvilBastard
13 Jun 2019, 00:05
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Today I have been mostly...
Replies: 351
Views: 61339

Built a bed https://i.postimg.cc/jdfDvcqS/after.jpg First time I looked at that pik I'd thought you'd built a seriously high-end foosball table! :lol: Kudos indeed! There's a lot of satisfaction to sitting back, looking at the completed project and thinking "Yep, I did that - with these, my own two...
by EvilBastard
10 Jun 2019, 16:16
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Today I have been mostly...
Replies: 351
Views: 61339

Stripping wallpaper. it's 35ºc out & I'm stripping wallpaper. Go me! :| You rock n'roller, you! :lol: I always find that setting benchmarks and rewards helps for jobs like this ( - "When I've finished this wall I will reward myself with a cup to tea and a fag. When I've done half the room I can ha...
by EvilBastard
29 May 2019, 20:20
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: 2 questions
Replies: 18
Views: 2903

Bartek wrote::von: was singer for Cream?
I believe he was the singer for Creme Brulee.
by EvilBastard
29 May 2019, 20:12
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sheepshead Bay..?
Replies: 4
Views: 1109

Listen to the opening bars of this:

https://youtu.be/2pM02S9k7aA

Sounds creepily like Lucretia, if somewhat speeded up. I wonder if there's a connection.
by EvilBastard
29 May 2019, 20:05
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sheepshead Bay..?
Replies: 4
Views: 1109

Epic. Thread. Necro. I'm in a record store this weekend, just browsing the vinyl, minding my own business. This song comes on. Mind. Thoroughly. Blown. I head to the desk: "Dude, I haven't heard this song since I lost the tape I had it on." "Oh really?" says the dude. Yes, sez I - I copied a friend'...
by EvilBastard
29 May 2019, 14:45
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 780
Views: 109383

and seeking to paint lovers of the One True Biscuit (the Bourbon, naturally) as miscreants I see no denials Y'know, as tolerant and indulgent of the opinions of others as FUCT is, and as painful as it is for me to admit it, there are militant, dare I say extreme, factions within the Church that are...
by EvilBastard
29 May 2019, 12:44
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 780
Views: 109383

It's National Biscuit Day At least, it would be if we could agree on what the National Biscuit should be. Alas, this question has been criminally-overlooked over the past couple of years as this country has wrestled with far less important issues, such as what Brexit actually means. We at FUCT have...
by EvilBastard
28 May 2019, 17:57
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
Replies: 362
Views: 34362

I've come across a German show called Bohemian Browser Ballett - there's vids on that there YouTube - it's some supremely funny sh*t, some of them have subtitles in case you don't sprechen sie deutsch.

Perhaps my fave is this one - The Instagram Begger.
by EvilBastard
24 May 2019, 20:07
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 780
Views: 109383

You're right - all cream biscuits are the work of Satan and all his little goblins, created for the sole purpose of distancing us from god and preventing us from having a deeply meaningful, spiritual, and intimate relationship with her. I speak here principally of the Custard Cream, which is neither...
by EvilBastard
24 May 2019, 18:21
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 780
Views: 109383

emilystrange wrote:But bourbons are horrible!
BURN HER! :P
by EvilBastard
24 May 2019, 16:03
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 780
Views: 109383

It only took this guy 29 years to perfectly isolate the filling from a Bourbon biccie A giant walks among us, brethren - let this man take his rightful place in the pantheon alongside other heroes of our island: Scott, Gordon, Dwyer, Kitchener, Edwards. May. Let his name be familiar in our mouths a...
by EvilBastard
24 May 2019, 15:55
Forum: General Chat
Topic: One non-Sisters album to listen to start to finsh
Replies: 27
Views: 2488

Chris Sheehan, Farewell Cruel Circus (I'm off to join the world) . Beautiful, heart-rending, and poignant. Highly recommend. Momus, Slender Sherbert . A reworking of his Tender Pervert album (and equally good). Ladytron, Gravity The Seducer . I can listen to this over and over again, and it's at the...
by EvilBastard
22 May 2019, 18:38
Forum: Joke of the Day
Topic: 22/05/2019 World Goth Day
Replies: 2
Views: 871

Oddly, though, "gift" is not also offered as

Gift (uc) Album definitely not performed by goths.
by EvilBastard
21 May 2019, 20:01
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: 2 questions
Replies: 18
Views: 2903

Re: 2 questions

1. :von: on the Twitters ? Or an impostor? Totally real. Just like father xmas & the tooth fairy.... & the forthcoming album :innocent: Since there's been no activity on the tw@ since 2016 and it looks like there was just a series of tw@s on the same date that appeared to be Under The Influence, I ...
by EvilBastard
21 May 2019, 18:11
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: 2 questions
Replies: 18
Views: 2903

2 questions

1. :von: on the Twitters? Or an impostor?

2. Regarding Miss Detroit - reading an article in Teh Graun about Shakespear's Sister, it occurred that Her Ladyship might not actually have been Miss Detroit, but in fact Ms Levy.

Thoughts?
by EvilBastard
17 May 2019, 20:52
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 410
Views: 49122

Honestly, it's his own silly fault. What did he expect when he bought a stool called Nadnapper?