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by EvilBastard
16 May 2019, 22:44
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 21
Views: 2425

FWIW, the patterns are out there. My friend made me a set of drinks coasters with these cross-stitch designs in them (and yes, they rock. Very very hard. I'd post pics but my Thornton Pickard is in for repairs just now). Ahhh-ha! So that's where those coasters went to! They were kind enough to send...
by EvilBastard
16 May 2019, 15:32
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 21
Views: 2425

FWIW, the patterns are out there. My friend made me a set of drinks coasters with these cross-stitch designs in them (and yes, they rock. Very very hard. I'd post pics but my Thornton Pickard is in for repairs just now).
by EvilBastard
14 May 2019, 22:38
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Happy birthday EvilBastard
Replies: 13
Views: 1235

as you are well aware, the FUCT schism resulted into (at last count) 15 separate CA FUCT chapters, including some who express truly horrifying views. We at the FUCT Mother Charter (and anyone who refers to us as Mother FUCTers will be punished harshly) are increasingly concerned at the fragmenting ...
by EvilBastard
14 May 2019, 18:28
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Happy birthday EvilBastard
Replies: 13
Views: 1235

Awww, you guys..! :D https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/2617795/size/tmg-article_tall.jpg There has been tea, and if company tradition is to be observed then I fully expect biscuits later on this afternoon. They will not, of course, be British Standard Biscuits, but our colonial cousins have yet...
by EvilBastard
03 May 2019, 15:21
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: Online shop vest sizing?
Replies: 2
Views: 1219

I went looking for sizing in the online shop - found out that there isn't any on the site itself. However, within Sandbag (the thing that powers the shop) there is a sizing guide which I assume relates to any and all apparel sold there, and went off that.
by EvilBastard
02 May 2019, 23:02
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: Plausible Deniability
Replies: 75
Views: 17874

EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:I'll lay you a tenner that he's a Dunker.
but never a Nice dunker
NEVER! :twisted:
by EvilBastard
02 May 2019, 21:04
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: Plausible Deniability
Replies: 75
Views: 17874

EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:Would his tea service be a child's tea set?
Naah, I reckon it would be a couple of mismatched mugs from the Habitat outlet, and milk straight out of the bottle. He'd have to chivvy a couple of cats off the sofa to let you sit down - and I'll lay you a tenner that he's a Dunker.
by EvilBastard
02 May 2019, 19:06
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: Plausible Deniability
Replies: 75
Views: 17874

Almiche V wrote:Without dance routines they'll never make it. Image
That's not a given...
by EvilBastard
02 May 2019, 19:01
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: Plausible Deniability
Replies: 75
Views: 17874

does anybody think. when you are there ring the doorbell and mr. Von is opening the door. would he shut the door in front of you when you start talking about SoM? I think that would be a bit like going round to Stephen Hawkinge's house and wanting to talk about the universe. Surely it's possible to...
by EvilBastard
30 Apr 2019, 00:34
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: Official Sisters Merch
Replies: 180
Views: 72187

Well bollocky-f**k - the Girls On Weed t-shirt is sold out :(

Never mind, I shall get a mug to drink tea out of while dunking the one of the Official HL/FUCT biscuits in it.
by EvilBastard
24 Apr 2019, 16:02
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-run of currently watching
Replies: 1004
Views: 231878

I managed to drop my Zippo in a pint once (don't ask) and it worked fine afterwards. They're meant to be water-resistant aren't they? Windproof certainly. Perhaps even weather proof. Underwater swim proof? Not so sure. Did your pint have a slightly petrolly tang to it afterwards? It's possible that...
by EvilBastard
24 Apr 2019, 14:20
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-run of currently watching
Replies: 1004
Views: 231878

Pista wrote:& how did Karim's zippo never run out of petrol?
More to the point, how does it keep working after it's been submerged in water? Mine never did.

Perhaps we should have a whip-round and buy him a maglite! :lol:
by EvilBastard
21 Apr 2019, 17:24
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 793
Views: 113901

I fear that I may have strayed from The Light. I've just spent a week in Japan (work-related) and every day the housekeeping staff placed 2 of these with my tea/coffee making supplies: https://loveomiya.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/IMG_5854-728x728.jpg Now, I recognise that they are not biscuits p...
by EvilBastard
21 Apr 2019, 17:11
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Today I have been mostly...
Replies: 369
Views: 65082

Pista wrote:Fitting a new toilet seat.
I'm so rock n roll :lol:
Does it have a washlet attachment? I'm just back from Tokyo and my nipsie has never been so clean thanks to the bidet attachments that every loo (private and public) has. Seriously considering getting one.
by EvilBastard
09 Apr 2019, 03:37
Forum: Lyrics
Topic: Slept
Replies: 81
Views: 71146

eotunun wrote:Red Sunsets, Green Sunsets, Yellow Sunsets..
That's Kenia's flag, right? ;D
Kenya?!?!??! :eek:
by EvilBastard
02 Apr 2019, 03:40
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-run of currently watching
Replies: 1004
Views: 231878

That there Line of Duty - 'tis top telly and no messin'.
by EvilBastard
28 Mar 2019, 16:36
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-run of currently watching
Replies: 1004
Views: 231878

Just got through "syzygy" last night. Did not expect that! Which points to exactly what I like about the show - it actually surprises me. I'm a couple of eps ahead, and it continues to surprise - I love that there's this "keep an open mind" vibe going on, it doesn't so much test your credulity as m...
by EvilBastard
27 Mar 2019, 05:16
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-run of currently watching
Replies: 1004
Views: 231878

New series of OA on Netflix.

Bingie bingie bingie, wireframes can wait!
by EvilBastard
19 Mar 2019, 11:49
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 456
Views: 53638

Do you think we can :von: to do a PSA about how The Girls aren't goths?
by EvilBastard
01 Mar 2019, 16:22
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Read, read, read!!!! education, imagination, humour
Replies: 919
Views: 188950

I've long held that Peter Murphy was a genius who would never be properly understood in his own lifetime, but until I read this headline I had had no idea just how influential he has been.
by EvilBastard
21 Jan 2019, 15:59
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread
Replies: 793
Views: 113901

This is vital research on a woefully-underfunded and criminally-misunderstood topic. You will be pleased to learn that we have invited Dr Len Fisher to deliver the keynote address at the Heartland Tea & Biccies Conference.

Thanks to Pista for bringing this noble research to my attention.
by EvilBastard
21 Jan 2019, 15:32
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Bauhaus...at 100?!
Replies: 1
Views: 390

Bauhaus...at 100?!

I thought David J has looking old when I saw him in Brooklyn a few months back, but not that old... :eek:
by EvilBastard
07 Jan 2019, 23:47
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-run of currently watching
Replies: 1004
Views: 231878

Speaking of making s**t of money: watching recent endavour i made plot for another one: this one will take place during WWII, to make sense with another jump in time and to make more serious. Plot idea 1: Mary Poppins claims to have foiled dastardly Nazi plan to poison all the birds in Trafalgar Sq...
by EvilBastard
03 Jan 2019, 17:08
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Re-run of currently watching
Replies: 1004
Views: 231878

Oh-my, oh-my Pista is that movie worth watching? My wife, our daughter and me went to see Mary Poppins Returns , and it's not bad movie at all, it's good, but the one with Julie Andrews and Dick was looot more better. Not to mention, that back then they knew how to write good songs than one can hum...