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by James Blast
19 Sep 2003, 20:36
Forum: Joke of the Day
Topic: 24 Pick Up Lines That Could Get A Man Killed!
Replies: 0
Views: 681

24 Pick Up Lines That Could Get A Man Killed!

Pick up lines that may get you killed: 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or ...
by James Blast
17 Sep 2003, 18:51
Forum: Joke of the Day
Topic: SSV Tea?
Replies: 2
Views: 924

has its moments, thankee
by James Blast
16 Sep 2003, 19:03
Forum: Joke of the Day
Topic: Colonoscopy Comments
Replies: 1
Views: 776

Colonoscopy Comments

These were too funny not to pass on... A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients, made while he was performing colon exams: "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" "Can you hear me NOW?" "Are we there yet? ????Are we ther...
by James Blast
14 Sep 2003, 15:44
Forum: Joke of the Day
Topic: Everyday Is Halloween
Replies: 4
Views: 1389

Everyday Is Halloween

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. His wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his...
by James Blast
04 Sep 2003, 18:01
Forum: Joke of the Day
Topic: The Frog
Replies: 5
Views: 1294

The Frog

One fine, sunny morning, a priest took a walk in the local forest. He was walking by a small stream when, sitting on a nearby toadstool, he noticed a ..sad, sad-looking frog. "What's wrong with you?" said the priest. "Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn't...
by James Blast
07 Jul 2003, 23:37
Forum: Sisters Chat
Topic: Ben vs Wayne
Replies: 27
Views: 3552

i sight Mr. Hussey's guitar solo from the Wake video 'Knocking On Heaven's Door' M'lud, i now rest my case....
by James Blast
07 Jul 2003, 23:28
Forum: Joke of the Day
Topic: Art
Replies: 3
Views: 1098


A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery in Edinburgh were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The c...
by James Blast
07 Jul 2003, 23:26
Forum: Joke of the Day
Topic: 5/7/03
Replies: 2
Views: 1109

Re: 5/7/03

poor joke, soz
by James Blast
13 Jun 2003, 19:39
Forum: Where are they now?
Topic: Patricia Morrison
Replies: 115
Views: 132064

Well the bass playing on The Gun Club's L.A. Story sounds good to me! And she is a stunning looking woman, I prefer her chunkier too.