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Under Section 43(5) of the Antisocial Behaviour, Crime and Policing Act (2014), Mercia police issue a Community Protection Notice Warning to an entire family......... of swans
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Dudley council slammed for not doing enough about....*checks notes*.... alien abductions
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Pista wrote:
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Dudley council slammed for not doing enough about....*checks notes*.... alien abductions
thats worrying though. i do hope Humanity isnt going to be judged on the strength of 3 yam-yams...
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First it was the Mona Lisa. Now it's space flight re-entry. Someone really doesn't like Bezos very much do they?
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And now for something completely different. A man with a pigeon on his head
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Nature is healing. The "Merfolk" are back
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Things have reached that stage in the UK that even the airplanes have had enough
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Now that the pubs are open again, physicists are able to study the...*checks notes*..... flight of beer mats

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A candidate for an igNobel right there
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