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Breaking: Man loses glasses.
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Breaking: Man loses glasses.
Spoiler: He finds them again.
another case of
without and with glasses :innocent: ;D

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Probably the most "not news" news story in the history of "not news" news stories.
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More dogs participated than people :lol:

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Pro-tip: When staging a drunken protest because the hotel won't let you into your room, try to protest at the correct hotel.
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Fire crews race into action to rescue woman from....*checks notes*......a deck chair.
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Today's Earth shattering bacon news you know you can't do without.
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Hayward Mark Dawkins, who cares for the animals on the two commons, said, "Cattle like to eat carrots but the public should not feed them....... ...while off-roading across the common in a Nissan Micra."
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That's 'cause droids don't rip people's arms out of their sockets when they lose...... They will break your finger though.
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Hotel chef pursues fleeing pair who crashed pickup into shop front. Then things get weird.
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Martini's bad enough as it is
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Marty the Zebra is missing in Missouri. If you come across a stray zebra, and it doesn't answer to Marty, that's the wrong one, so keep looking
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Meanwhile a man has encountered an unusual problem with his Tesla or not? :innocent: :bat: :bat:
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Sometimes a pickle is just a pickle.
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Sometimes a pickle is just a pickle.
we are really leaving in Caligula time :lol: :lol:
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Behold. The NASA space sausage.
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Behold. The NASA space sausage.

... :lol: ...
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When 80's new wave bands go rogue.
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...with helpful video of what a bear high on "mad honey" might look like.
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