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Badlander wrote:Could you please point me to an emoticon bank somewhere in that big scary thing called the Internet ?
Whenever I find ones I like, I steal them and put them on here
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:eek: :lol: :notworthy:

Congratulations Badlander, you've officially disgusted the entire board.

Not sure if that's actually something to be celebrated, mind...
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timsinister wrote::eek: :lol: :notworthy:

Congratulations Badlander, you've officially disgusted the entire board.

Not sure if that's actually something to be celebrated, mind...
Now is there any chance you'll believe me if I say it's never happened to ME ? :urff:

And markfiend : ur page rulz.
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Badlander wrote:
timsinister wrote::eek: :lol: :notworthy:

Congratulations Badlander, you've officially disgusted the entire board.

Not sure if that's actually something to be celebrated, mind...
Now is there any chance you'll believe me if I say it's never happened to ME ? :urff:
Nope.

Sorry badlander. ;D
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For what it's worth, here's the guilty man : French comics author Tronchet, who tells the story of young dude Jean-Claude Tergal. I recommend vol. 5 "Jean-Claude Tergal découvre les mystères du sexe" (JCT discovers the mysteries of sex).

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A desperate teenager, JC Tergal uses bottles and all kind of strange accessories to get an idea of what a woman "feels like". Including a bathtube, as he is advised by a pal of his who, of course, knows more about wimin (you know, that guy in your class who always knew more about stuff). That was long before Hollywood made American pies fashionable all over again.

Now either we lose all hope of this forum being ever adopted as official TSOM forum, or it happens very soon. But we've reached a level of indecency (and don't put all the blame on me my dear fellows !) that just can't be ignored any more. ;D

And by the way, according to some Australian lore, the pink flute is what gave birth to the digeridu. I know it sounds ridiculous.
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I'm not so much disgusted as I am LOLing.

Threads like this make physics coursework less annoying. :lol:
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And less complete too, I'd wager...:innocent:
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I'm glad to see nearly 24 hours after my last post this is still going strong. I'm 'proud' of you all. :notworthy:

I blame the trousers James :wink:
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Badlander wrote:But we've reached a level of indecency (and don't put all the blame on me my dear fellows !)
Aw bless!

That level has been done many moons ago and will have many moons to go..that's just HL life!

But carry on with the blame part and you'll be famous! :wink:
here we go again....
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I just love this place ! Image (Thanks again Mark)
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Hom_Corleone wrote:I blame the trousers James :wink:
tight were they, left nothing to the imagination? :lol:
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Francis wrote:In a land faraway.
at least better than playing with yourself. :twisted: :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
You filthy bastards!

You say it like it's a bad thing Claire :innocent: :twisted:
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Thread Necro Incoming...
scotty wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:I'v egot a skin flute but I don't play it meself. :innocent:
I've got one of them aswell, but I can't for the life of me reach the mouthpiece :eek: :twisted:
But apparently Steve Bannon has been trying to perfect this technique.
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EvilBastard wrote:Thread Necro Incoming...
scotty wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:I'v egot a skin flute but I don't play it meself. :innocent:
I've got one of them aswell, but I can't for the life of me reach the mouthpiece :eek: :twisted:
But apparently Steve Bannon has been trying to perfect this technique.
The return of the skin flute thread! Nothing wrong with a bit of playground humour!
I may also have mentioned this thread today so am partly to blame for it's resurrection! :innocent: :lol:
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Did someone summon me? :lol:
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canon docre wrote:Did someone summon me? :lol:
Always!
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Planet Dave wrote:
canon docre wrote:Did someone summon me? :lol:
Always!
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