What to get James Blast for his Birthday???

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9while9
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Sir James's birthday is coming up in about a week
and I was wondering what to get him? :?: :D

Life time supply of FUD. - No, probably already has it.
Prison tattoo. - Might already have that?

Any suggestions? :?
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a life?
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Only joking boys and girls :wink:

please bounce back with your ideas/ thoughts. :D 8)
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How about

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is it too late for my birthday with that?


umm... a big hug?
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Yeah, send us a copy of that too..

I'll vote for a nice strong drink, and a new FGG album.
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4 presents. :P

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canon docre wrote:4 presents. :P

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That's a good idea :lol:
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Fine wine, good food, stimulating conversation with trusted and well liked friends. A cake, sing-song and hearty cheer.





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I suppose a blowjob would also be appreciated

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Wine - Woman - Song.
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do you know, i don't think the whole of me would make one of those breasts...
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Thank you for your kind suggestions, what I'd really like is the return of EMWK. :cry:
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James Blast wrote:what I'd really like is the return of EMWK. :cry:
Yeah, tell me about it! :(

We could start chanting for him though.
it's all about circles and spirals
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MadameButterfly wrote:
James Blast wrote:what I'd really like is the return of EMWK. :cry:
Yeah, tell me about it! :(

We could start chanting for him though.
Can't we have a whip round and buy Lee a computer? :D
He's sadly missed. :cry:

As for birthday presents - how about Rutlin' Orange Peel playing live for a select audience in Blast Meadows? :wink:
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scotty wrote:Wine - Woman - Song.

get him a crate of duvel. After drinking it h'll have it all.

:lol: ;D :lol: ;D ;D ;D
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James Blast wrote:Thank you for your kind suggestions, what I'd really like is the return of EMWK. :cry:
Who is EMWK? :?:
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9while9 wrote: Who is EMWK? :?:
SACRILAGE!!
...our beloved eastmidswizzkid of course!!
...mmmmmmmmmMMMMMM!....
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culprit wrote:
9while9 wrote: Who is EMWK? :?:
SACRILAGE!!
...our beloved eastmidswizzkid of course!!

Sorry..... :oops:
And what happened to him, if I may ask?
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9while9 wrote:Who is EMWK? :?:
FUD!Alert!
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James Blast wrote:
9while9 wrote:Who is EMWK? :?:
FUD!Alert!
Sure, don't answer my question.........ya wanker.. :lol:
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9while9 wrote:
James Blast wrote:Thank you for your kind suggestions, what I'd really like is the return of EMWK. :cry:
Who is EMWK? :?:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: The only Man more famous than Eldrich on HEARTLAND :twisted: , Lee:notworthy: 8) :notworthy: please hurry back for you are badly missed :(
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now tou've lost me :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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scotty wrote:
9while9 wrote:
James Blast wrote:Thank you for your kind suggestions, what I'd really like is the return of EMWK. :cry:
Who is EMWK? :?:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: The only Man more famous than Eldrich on HEARTLAND :twisted: , Lee:notworthy: 8) :notworthy: please hurry back for you are badly missed :(
(pounds fist on table) WE WANT LEE! WE WANT LEE! :wink: :notworthy:

You new people honestly :roll: He is part of the foundation stones of this place....and a jolly nice chap. ;D
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:oops: :oops: :oops: sooooorrrry :D next time somebody asks, i won't have forgotten :notworthy: :notworthy:
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