Fat Goths

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Seeing as the last thread got some what hijacked by ... persons known but shall remain nameless.. Here's a brand new shiny thread that you can chew the cud on. (not that your all cows or owt...what? oh no yes, ...oh stop it..yes.. oh please yourselves.. )

FAT GOTHS !! (see what I did there. eh eh eh? took out the 'i' and put in...oh never mind)

I'll start:

Me ( currently a bit soft around the edges - but finding his old form quite quickly)

Robert Smith. ( Cross dressing, lipstick wearing moaner and the reason many tubby blokes thought they could get away with wear make-up and their Mums lippy - for shame)

next...
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Someone once said Patricia Morrison, but I haven't seen any recent pictures of her so I can't really say... :innocent:
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Even BEFORE I opened this thread I just KNEW the first person to be mentioned was going to be Robert Smith LOLOLOLOLOLOL

@ Hexe - Well Patricia was pregnant for a long while recently (around 9 months I think - does that count as fat - I have no idea ;-))
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Andy TG wrote:Even BEFORE I opened this thread I just KNEW the first person to be mentioned was going to be Robert Smith LOLOLOLOLOLOL

@ Hexe - Well Patricia was pregnant for a long while recently (around 9 months I think - does that count as fat - I have no idea ;-))
Naaah, that's not being "fat" at all :D
But I remember "back in the days" someone suggesting she was fat (I, actually, always thought she was gorgeous anyway...)...
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We had fit and fat, now there are fet, fot and fut left to start threads on.
Fat goff, that's me then? Nope, I think goffs won't accept me as one of them. :wink:

Ah, bugger. I think this one should be derailed to praise Quiff shamelessly? Ladies, just let me step out off the way..

And don't anyone shed scorn on Patsy, she's great!
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eotunun wrote: And don't anyone shed scorn on Patsy, she's great!
Which is what I think -"reporting" other people's thought doesn't mean I share them, no? yes? Maybe? Who knows, who cares? pass the bloody vodka! :lol: :lol: 8)
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And Andy and Hexe are off again... Next thread time :D
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Ramone wrote:And Andy and Hexe are off again... Next thread time :D
Oh nonono, I'm actually stepping out of here and bidding you a nice "see you around" :wink:
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Hexe Luciferia wrote:
eotunun wrote: And don't anyone shed scorn on Patsy, she's great!
Which is what I think -"reporting" other people's thought doesn't mean I share them, no? yes? Maybe? Who knows, who cares? pass the bloody vodka! :lol: :lol: 8)
A glas, a bottle or a crate? ;D
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eotunun wrote:
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eotunun wrote: And don't anyone shed scorn on Patsy, she's great!
Which is what I think -"reporting" other people's thought doesn't mean I share them, no? yes? Maybe? Who knows, who cares? pass the bloody vodka! :lol: :lol: 8)
A glas, a bottle or a crate? ;D
As I'm nursing a jolly headache at the moment, a bottle would be just fine, ta muchly ;D :von:
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Ramone wrote:next...
Isn't our resident Fat Goth away? :innocent: :wink: :lol:
They (The Establishment) use sex as an addiction for control, just as they use alcohol and drugs ...
- A programme of systematic frustration in order to sell this crock of s**t as immortality, a garden of delights and love. ...
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mmmmmmmmmmmm.....Fat Goths........ :oops: :lol:
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Hexe Luciferia wrote:
eotunun wrote:
Hexe Luciferia wrote: Which is what I think -"reporting" other people's thought doesn't mean I share them, no? yes? Maybe? Who knows, who cares? pass the bloody vodka! :lol: :lol: 8)
A glas, a bottle or a crate? ;D
As I'm nursing a jolly headache at the moment, a bottle would be just fine, ta muchly ;D :von:
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Hexe Luciferia wrote:
Ramone wrote:And Andy and Hexe are off again... Next thread time :D
Oh nonono, I'm actually stepping out of here and bidding you a nice "see you around" :wink:
@ Hexe :oops: - I was thinking the same thing - I too have a pounding headache :eek:

As for Patsy - she is in her mid-forties - so a little middle aged spread is only to be expected. I never implied she was fat - shes still a fine looking woman in my book
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AndyTG did you get a Hobbit to take your picture ? :D
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:lol: This could be a minefield you know!

But do I care.

It's the Fat Goths In Corsets that get me. I was in my local corsetiere last year ( :lol: ), purchasing my very first proper corset - a 20 inch number - and I was told that they'd only ever sold one other one that small, and that was to a little 5 foot tall woman. They were talking as though I was some freak and I'm all like, it's not my problem we're all eating pies alongside our snakebite and black these days. Whatever! :P
Behind me, another woman came in to buy a 36-inch PVC number :eek: Yum.
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boudicca wrote::lol: This could be a minefield you know!

But do I care.

It's the Fat Goths In Corsets that get me. I was in my local corsetiere last year ( :lol: ), purchasing my very first proper corset - a 20 inch number - and I was told that they'd only ever sold one other one that small, and that was to a little 5 foot tall woman. They were talking as though I was some freak and I'm all like, it's not my problem we're all eating pies alongside our snakebite and black these days. Whatever! :P
Behind me, another woman came in to buy a 36-inch PVC number :eek: Yum.
Excellent post Boudicca.. I particularly liked the way almost subliminally managed to crow-bar ( no pun intended) the "-20 inch number-" part in .. now that's class . Gold Star for you my dear.Have an apple too. But no crisps!! :D 8)
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Ramone wrote:AndyTG did you get a Hobbit to take your picture ? :D
Nah Mate - I took it myself - about a year ago - you are looking at my reflection in my mates huge living room mirror
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:lol: I could make some horrendous joke about trying to crowbar in a 20 inch number whenever possible, but I wouldn't stoop that low. Oh no.
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boudicca wrote::lol: This could be a minefield you know!

But do I care.

It's the Fat Goths In Corsets that get me. I was in my local corsetiere last year ( :lol: ), purchasing my very first proper corset - a 20 inch number - and I was told that they'd only ever sold one other one that small, and that was to a little 5 foot tall woman. They were talking as though I was some freak and I'm all like, it's not my problem we're all eating pies alongside our snakebite and black these days. Whatever! :P
Behind me, another woman came in to buy a 36-inch PVC number :eek: Yum.
I could not agree more - Many a time in the last few years have i been confronted by large ladies in very tight and bulging corsetry - boobs and bums all over the place - NOT may idea of sexy.
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It's those goffs who's baps enter the room a good ten mins before they do, that scare the bejeezuz outta me!
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Now then.. I ( in fantastic Spongebob squarepants t-shirt)was in the Swan ( Goff/Rock bar in Liverpool) with my pink haired partner in crime Kim when she spotted this fine young lady sitting behind me . To gain some perspective, the woman in question is at least ten feet behind me. I'm trying to lean back to get her all in and not look too obvious to the girls mates on her table...My she were a right biggun :) Everyone had their camera phone out and was trying to look 'discreet' !!

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Ramone wrote: Image
That you wear a Tee with the words "Bikini Bottom" printed on it adds to the quality of that picture. :innocent: :lol:
What scares me is the fact that the arrow of that emergency exit sign points in the general direction of her rear orifice. :eek: :?
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