I'm so goff

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Ladz and ladies........you're so goth ;D
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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Pista wrote:
Hexe Luciferia wrote: I particularly like the "full stop" 8) :notworthy: :notworthy:
Now, that is So Goff.
;D

Anyone trump that?
I trumped that dear sir please do pay attention! :twisted:
here we go again....
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Hee I seem to have killed the Cure fans!

*giggles*
here we go again....
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I have a tattoo of a spider. SO goth....
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Obviousman wrote:I don't need to do that... Wearing a green one today for instance :innocent:
Bloody cyber-goths, you lot are even worse :twisted:
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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<---not g*ff
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Honeythorn wrote:I have a tattoo of a spider
...where? :twisted:
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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Obviousman wrote:I don't need to do that... Wearing a green one today for instance :innocent:
So goff that you've turned into the wrong kind of green goff? :eek:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ork_(Warha ... 000)#Goffs
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I'm the only goth in the village!
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robertzombie wrote:I'm the only goth in the village!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
I'll shove that bat up your a** and turn you into a popsicle
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I'm not goth :wink: :innocent:
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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Andie wrote:I'm not goth :wink: :innocent:
:eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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robertzombie wrote:I'm the only goth in the village!
You live in chuffin' London, I bet you can't go out the front door without bumping into another of "Our Kind" :lol:
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Andie wrote:I'm not goth :wink: :innocent:
well, WTF! am I, baisturt?
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nah it's all chavs round my way :(

ironically there is another goth near me (as if they're some rare fabled creature) , and she works at the same place as me! what are the chances?! :lol:
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Would owning of these in 12-string form be classed as "incriminating evidence"?
I don't necessarily agree with everything I think.
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Definitely Not!!!!!
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James Blast wrote:Definitely Not!!!!!
Oh good, that's a relief.
I don't necessarily agree with everything I think.
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psichonaut wrote:
Honeythorn wrote:I have a tattoo of a spider
...where? :twisted:

Nowhere special I'm afraid
:lol:
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I am considered GOTH, by family and friends, even when I am not dressed in black (which does NOT happen very often, granted)

Since I have been known as "Andy The Goth" for over 20 years I guess I am stuck with the image

As an aside, How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - they would rather sit in the dark ;-)
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Bunch of amateurs!

- Used to subscribe to - and contribute to - The Gothic Society Grimoire. And The Vampire Society magazine.

- Wrote a book of short stories and poetry that one reviewer described as "Gothic ... but with no squirm factor." :eek: :lol:

- Check my bookshelf - Poe? Lovecraft? Anne Rice? Poppy Brite? Storm Constantine? You betcha.

- And music? Doesn't get much more "dodgy darkling" than my tastes. I thought I'd be in fine company here on Heartland ... but for some reason it just seems to spark ridicule whenever I mention Nosferatu... :innocent: :lol:

- And I can often by found crawling around Glasgow's cemeteries getting up to no good...

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None more Goth!
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smiscandlon wrote:Bunch of amateurs!

- Used to subscribe to - and contribute to - The Gothic Society Grimoire. And The Vampire Society magazine.

- Wrote a book of short stories and poetry that one reviewer described as "Gothic ... but with no squirm factor." :eek: :lol:

- Check my bookshelf - Poe? Lovecraft? Anne Rice? Poppy Brite? Storm Constantine? You betcha.

- And music? Doesn't get much more "dodgy darkling" than my tastes. I thought I'd be in fine company here on Heartland ... but for some reason it just seems to spark ridicule whenever I mention Nosferatu... :innocent: :lol:

- And I can often by found crawling around Glasgow's cemeteries getting up to no good...

Image

None more Goth!
The Gothic Society Grimoire - is that still going - well well

Poe? CHECK Lovecraft? CHECK Anne Rice? SOLD THEM ALL Poppy Z Brite? ALL SHE HAS WRITTEN Storm Constantine? NEED TO GET MORE

Also Neil Gaiman - Everything! And ALL the Mick Mercer books

NOSFERATU - the lot who used to tour in hearse? - PLEASE NO! - Never again - 3 times was 3 times too many! Ridicule NO - They were IMHO just Crap - Sorry Mate

Then again they were better than The Screaming Marionettes (Hak Put), but not as good as Creaming Jesus - (Temple Of s**t anyone LOL)

I say bring back The Merry Thoughts :-)

AND I have a Darth Vader mask - YES the one with the sound bites

I am Uber Goth :wink:
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Andy TG wrote:The Gothic Society Grimoire - is that still going - well well
NO! It's probably for the best... :lol:
Andy TG wrote:Storm Constantine? NEED TO GET MORE
Likewise ... especially the Wraeththu books...
Andy TG wrote:And ALL the Mick Mercer books
Ah, trumped me there! I never got round to getting any of the others after the original "Gothic Rock Black Book" :lol:
Andy TG wrote:NOSFERATU - the lot who used to tour in hearse? - PLEASE NO! - Never again - 3 times was 3 times too many! Ridicule NO - They were IMHO just Crap - Sorry Mate
Well my opinion is that they started average, then got good, then went crap! Admittedly everyone else seems to think they started crap, got crapper and are still crap!
Andy TG wrote:Then again they were better than The Screaming Marionettes (Hak Put)
... and I loved The Marionettes, too! ;D

Oh, and of course there was that whole selling pagan / occult books thing that I did for a while... :wink:
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smiscandlon wrote:
Andy TG wrote:The Gothic Society Grimoire - is that still going - well well
NO! It's probably for the best... :lol:
Andy TG wrote:Storm Constantine? NEED TO GET MORE
Likewise ... especially the Wraeththu books...
Andy TG wrote:And ALL the Mick Mercer books
Ah, trumped me there! I never got round to getting any of the others after the original "Gothic Rock Black Book" :lol:
Andy TG wrote:NOSFERATU - the lot who used to tour in hearse? - PLEASE NO! - Never again - 3 times was 3 times too many! Ridicule NO - They were IMHO just Crap - Sorry Mate
Well my opinion is that they started average, then got good, then went crap! Admittedly everyone else seems to think they started crap, got crapper and are still crap!
Andy TG wrote:Then again they were better than The Screaming Marionettes (Hak Put)
... and I loved The Marionettes, too! ;D

Oh, and of course there was that whole selling pagan / occult books thing that I did for a while... :wink:

@ Steven - Oh Yes - thanks again for the Books - your a star

Sorry but the Maroniettes were lousy OTT psudeo Cristian Death - I might even still have the 7" around here somewhere, if I do it is almost 20 years old LOL. I remember the singers hairstyle being very very silly ;-)

Nosferatu were good for a very short while - before the tall singer left and was replaced by a dark dwarf LOL - THEN they went crap. I still have a couple of 12" singles in fact

You really should think about getting the other Mick Mercer books - they really are quite good and informative - even if he does hate The Sisters/Von

Oh I forgot to mention - an almost complete Danielle Dax collection and everything by Dead Can Dance ( OK I KNOW there not Goth - but are very very good)

I am guessing your in your mid-30's, same as myself.

I bow your knowledge Mate :wink:
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MadameButterfly wrote:Hee I seem to have killed the Cure fans!

*giggles*
Oh no you haven't..... :wink:

:lol: :lol:
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