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After much deliberation, I bought one. Old one is as crap as a crap thing.
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Reported to the Mods as spam.

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i couldn't resist.
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Touché. :lol:

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I need one. Where do I have to sign?
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emilystrange wrote:After much deliberation, I bought one. Old one is as crap as a crap thing.
Was it ex-display ? :innocent:
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Sita wrote:I need one. Where do I have to sign?
Just check the Trash Bin on a regular basis when logged in.

That's where the Mods dump the links after they've bought all the good stuff.
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When I were a lad you had a kitchen and that was it. Now Im married with kids it appears kitchens only last a few years and then you have to get a new one.

They don't prepare you for that at school.
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Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
emilystrange wrote:After much deliberation, I bought one. Old one is as crap as a crap thing.
Was it ex-display ? :innocent:
What I really wanna know is: did you buy it from a HL spammer?
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I've outsorced my kitchen to regional snack bars and fast food restaurants lol
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it will be very boringly from a reputable place and not ex-display... it was 50% off, a free appliance and no need to pay till next year :p
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Blimmin' kitchens! I finally relented and bought Gaz a new one. Jeez kitchen designers are a breed and law unto themselves. Price x can rapidly escalate if you don't rein 'em in.

Saying that, ours is ALMOST finished now - and mighty fine it is, despite me not being allowed to have a strip of glass mosaic tiles along the bottom edges. When I say not allowed, what I mean is Gaz said it would be too tricky. I mean, it wasn't as if I was going to allow Mr Klutznbodge to do anything regarding the fitting or twiddling. It would have looked blimmin' awesome especially with the floor lighting. They even make my old washing machine look shiny and new.
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We're getting an extention done in a couple of weeks - near the kitchen.
I'm looking forward to smashing the old conservatory down. ;D
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markfiend wrote:You're all such wits. :lol:
Fully seconded ... :eek: :lol: ...
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Why is it always kitchens on here? Could some spammer please advertise cheap windows and a three piece suite?
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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stufarq wrote:Why is it always kitchens on here? Could some spammer please advertise cheap windows and a three piece suite?
Oh, they do, but after the Mods' success at buying cheap kitchens, Barry made a little tweak to the registration software. Now, all spam links go direct into the secret Mods' section as opposed to being blocked/banned at source. Then they cherry-pick the best offers.
Hom_Corleone wrote:We're getting an extention done in a couple of weeks - near the kitchen.
And the only reason you can afford that is because you've already bought the cheap windows and the cheap three piece suite to go into the extention near your cheap kitchen. I'm pretty sure you've already bought the cheap carpets as well. Maybe even the cheap curtains.

I would encourage all of you kitchen-less and window-less members, sitting on bare wooden floor boards, in the dark on such a bright sunny day, to make a stand against this oppression and abuse of power by the current administration.

The Revolution starts here my friends. And no doubt, my subsequent banning.

But you, yes, YOU! are HL. Without YOU they are nothing. Stay strong.

I've already put out a few feelers, and we do have a major celebrity who is willing to back our cause, and spearhead the publicity for our campaign.

For more details and further support email: david-icke@the-reptile-house.com
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:
stufarq wrote:Why is it always kitchens on here? Could some spammer please advertise cheap windows and a three piece suite?
Oh, they do, but after the Mods' success at buying cheap kitchens, Barry made a little tweak to the registration software. Now, all spam links go direct into the secret Mods' section as opposed to being blocked/banned at source. Then they cherry-pick the best offers.
:lol: :lol:
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I would propose a new section
KITCHEN RESOURCES :innocent:
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you haven't ONCE asked what i'm having! *flounce*
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emilystrange wrote:you haven't ONCE asked what i'm having! *flounce*
Oops.
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What are you having?

Free appliances I hope.
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emilystrange wrote:you haven't ONCE asked what i'm having! *flounce*
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Miss Emily I was just to jealous to ask about your new kitchen
But now you've brought the subject up again please do tell me all about it.
I am expecting scale plans and a virtual tour
Kitchens are so fascinating
Well you must know something
'Cos we're dying of admiration here
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