The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread

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iesus wrote:Using teabag to make tea considered heresy? :eek: :eek:
Absolutely. The pure in heart use tea leaves. Without milk.
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Personally, I just put the tea leaves in my mouth and wait.
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I can't be bothered with all that tea leaf malarkey.

I wave my teabags in the face of leaves! :twisted: :P :lol: :lol:
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Charlie wrote:I can't be bothered with all that tea leaf malarkey.

I wave my teabags in the face of leaves! :twisted: :P :lol: :lol:
Hmm. Serious heresy around here. Where are the righteous? Tea from Heaven. :von:
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Though they do say never discuss politics, religion, football, tea, biscuits or purple Guinness. :wink: :lol:
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I'm surprised it took so long to get onto teabagging.
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abridged wrote:
iesus wrote:Using teabag to make tea considered heresy? :eek: :eek:
Absolutely. The pure in heart use tea leaves. Without milk


Can Sisters fans be pure of heart?
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No.

https://flic.kr/p/2hL9x42

Does that work?
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Swinnow wrote:I'm surprised it took so long to get onto teabagging.
:eek: :lol: :lol:
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abridged wrote:Apparently there's a guy with a shop with on the Irish border who's stockpiled thousands of packets of custard creams in case there is a hard Biscuit, sorry I mean Brexit. :eek:
Am I the only one wondering about the best before dates?
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EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:

Can Sisters fans be pure of heart?
Nah, just driven together :innocent:
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Microcosmia wrote:Am I the only one wondering about the best before dates?
Best before dates? Best before dates is something high in fibre, else them things'll go through you like prunes through a short grandmother. I once ate a whole tray of them (standard Christmas fare back in the old country), and I swear I shat my own pelvis shortly thereafter.
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Microcosmia wrote:Am I the only one wondering about the best before dates?
Best before dates? Best before dates is something high in fibre, else them things'll go through you like prunes through a short grandmother. I once ate a whole tray of them (standard Christmas fare back in the old country), and I swear I shat my own pelvis shortly thereafter.

Those kinds of dates don't sound like they were best before, during or after. The one saving grace about custard creams is that I've never heard that they can induce such distressing symptoms, more likely a sense of mild disappointment.
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"Shat my own pelvis" :lol:

I literally spat my coffee out laughing then :lol:
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What is your opinion about russian tea with lemon in samovar?
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Oh, that does !ook nice. Lemon tea always reminds me of holidays.
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iesus wrote:What is your opinion about russian tea with lemon in samovar?
Good tea, like so many other things, should never be hurried. Therefore I could give a tinker's cuss whether it is served from a samovar, a teapot, or from the skulls of my enemies - I'm not russian tea for anyone.
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I think the Russians' problem is that they've heard that proper tea is theft.
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I wonder if Russians have debates about whether or not the polonium goes in before or after the milk?
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markfiend wrote:I think the Russians' problem is that they've heard that proper tea is theft.
Careful with that joke, sir - it's an antique!
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markfiend wrote:I think the Russians' problem is that they've heard that proper tea is theft.
Careful with that joke, sir - it's an antique!
That reminds me more of French than Russians, Proudhon if i am not mistaken :lol:
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