The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread

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only gingernuts are candidates for buttering
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Digestives are great with Brie or Camembert spread on them.

There. I said it. :P
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Pista wrote:Digestives are great with Brie or Camembert spread on them.

There. I said it. :P
Yup! Or with a real mature cheddar!
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sam donut wrote:
Pista wrote:Digestives are great with Brie or Camembert spread on them.

There. I said it. :P
Yup! Or with a real mature cheddar!
:notworthy:

Or Stilton. The cheese of the gods
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:D
I now predict a day of cheese eating.
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It's National Biscuit Day tomorrow.
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emilystrange wrote:It's National Biscuit Day tomorrow.
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Haha. I have a reminder in my phone's calendar. So rock n roll :lol:
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;D
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Pista wrote:
emilystrange wrote:It's National Biscuit Day tomorrow.
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Haha. I have a reminder in my phone's calendar. So rock n roll :lol:
i know I'm probably going to regret this but what the hell does this day entail?
here we go again....
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Eating & appreciating many many biscuits :D
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Pista wrote:Eating & appreciating many many biscuits :D
:lol: :lol: yes very rock 'n roll, so how many have you had today?
and i hope you have a large assortment!
here we go again....
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I made some last week.
Chocolate chip cookies (which are just biscuits really). :D
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And reading along The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul by Douglas Adams ;D :notworthy:
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Truly we have reached end times
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Pista wrote:Truly we have reached end times
A dry husk with no cream - that is a sad ending to the promise of biscuit delights :evil: :lol: :lol:
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My lockdown class have renamed themselves the Jaffa Cake Class
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The Jaffa Cake Class have been taste testing the different flavours. Three of them, anyway. Strawberry was a bit dull, orange popular, but pineapple won. it has a bit of zing and a nice smell.

Couldn't find any lemon or blackcurrant ones.
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Due to covid my usual sources for digestive biscuits have been unreliable. I ordered a box of 12, not noticing until they arrived that they were Burtons not McVitie’s.

2020 just keeps getting worse.
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This thread should be pinned, i believe :innocent: ;D
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sam donut wrote:
13 Apr 2020, 11:53
:D
I now predict a day of cheese eating.
Not in my world...
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Debaser wrote:
05 Jul 2020, 01:55
sam donut wrote:
13 Apr 2020, 11:53
:D
I now predict a day of cheese eating.
Not in my world...
Oh, it was very much a prediction of my own personal scoffing. Cheese-eating is not a mandate. 🧀
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sam donut wrote:
05 Jul 2020, 11:13
Debaser wrote:
05 Jul 2020, 01:55
sam donut wrote:
13 Apr 2020, 11:53
:D
I now predict a day of cheese eating.
Not in my world...
Oh, it was very much a prediction of my own personal scoffing. Cheese-eating is not a mandate. 🧀
Phewie! Cheese is boak!

Anyway, I'm now 3/4 of a way through a packet of bourbon - somebody stop me!
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