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It was wrong of me to think Wales was in England. But you're still a bunch of b@stards
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Pista wrote:It was wrong of me to think Wales was in England. But you're still a bunch of b@stards
hilarious. dumb-as-soup pigs having to deal with dumb-as-soup plebs all confused by dumb-as-soup cunts like boris. what a fucking joke.
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I suggest to the nuns use Caslon Antique and black cover around a happy nuns picture at the center :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
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iesus wrote:I suggest to the nuns use Caslon Antique and black cover around a happy nuns picture at the center :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
:lol: :notworthy: :von: :bat:
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Pista wrote:They are brilliant aren't they?
:lol:
Just imagine the confusion (and surprising high sales) if @SistersOfMercy decide to release an album
The comment went for this :D
And now i realise that there is sometime since then :lol: :lol: ;D
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Bad: A whole orchestra stranded because of coronavirus.
Worse: In a haunted German castle.
OMG no!: Surrounded by wolves
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And don't forget! We are at the middle of 2020...
Meanwhile in Yellowstone supervolcano :roll:
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Manky swan
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How could they tell that the Swan was a Manc? Was it "monkey walking" around the park having mistaken it for Piccadilly Gardens, or was it honking "mad ferrit are kid" in a ghastly accent at innocent passers by?
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Swinnow wrote:How could they tell that the Swan was a Manc? Was it "monkey walking" around the park having mistaken it for Piccadilly Gardens, or was it honking "mad ferrit are kid" in a ghastly accent at innocent passers by?
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Pista wrote:
Swinnow wrote:How could they tell that the Swan was a Manc? Was it "monkey walking" around the park having mistaken it for Piccadilly Gardens, or was it honking "mad ferrit are kid" in a ghastly accent at innocent passers by?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: they work a treat, I highly recommend! :lol: :notworthy:

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Are no statues safe anymore?
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Normal service has been resumed as pubs finally re-open in the UK,.
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Pista wrote: ↑05 Jul 2020, 14:50 Normal service has been resumed as pubs finally re-open in the UK,.
Not if you're a Leicester Leper. :evil:
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Perhaps Leicester has got lucky as Boris uses the 'sheeple' in the rest of England to test his herd immunity theory.
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Swinnow wrote: ↑05 Jul 2020, 18:51 Perhaps Leicester has got lucky as Boris uses the 'sheeple' in the rest of England to test his herd immunity theory.
i heard only pubs in the Isle of Man are safe ;D :innocent: :bat:
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Sure-fire way to get in the news: Driving a car with stolen plates through a Pho King window
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Time for a nice relaxing pint down The Post Apocalyptic Wasteland Arms
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Is it wrong that I think that looks pretty cool? :lol:

Gotta love that Fallout 3 aesthetic.

In all seriousness though, it's a small community boozer that probably needs to re-open for financial reasons, and due to social distancing rules they probably have had to be pretty inventive. They can only work with what they've got :D

Also, I suspect the “punters” that go there aren’t looking for a nice hipster joint. They just want a cold beer pulled from a keg and a chat to their pals that they see there every week!
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Quiff Boy wrote: ↑07 Jul 2020, 09:07 Is it wrong that I think that looks pretty cool? :lol:

Gotta love that Fallout 3 aesthetic.
Those chairs look fairly weaponisable don't they :lol:
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In Motherwell I suspect everything is weaponisable.
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Doesn't look like the worst place to me. They could even easily set up a barbecue there ... :) ...
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