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Manky Swan upgraded to Posh Duck
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Oh that is hilarious ;D
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Yeah. Someone really hates that swan :lol:
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I'm half-convinced that the universe has broken and we're now living in an episode of Brass Eye.
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markfiend wrote:
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I'm half-convinced that the universe has broken and we're now living in an episode of Brass Eye.
Somebody on the twitters suggested it could be a rival swan :lol:
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Pista wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 10:17
markfiend wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 10:06
I'm half-convinced that the universe has broken and we're now living in an episode of Brass Eye.
Somebody on the twitters suggested it could be a rival swan :lol:
:lol: :lol:
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Definitely ... :lol: :lol: ...
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OK so i'm late to the swan party but yes! wow! fukcing hilary-hairy-arse! : :lol:

However our Scotch cousins dont seem to have factored in the literacy of the swan which would indicate that its IQ may be considerably higher than theirs. Willing citizens of old Edina who will no doubt have daubed their vile scrawl whilst fucked and bombed on a near fatal cocktail of shortbread offal and heroin....deep-fried! :P

....swans ARE cunts though, despite being delicious. ;D
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:lol:
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Ghislaine Maxwell:

The question everybody is asking...

How the fcuk do you pronounce Ghislaine?
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Most of the newscasters I hear have given up & have reverted to Ms Maxwell
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Jizz-lane

Jizz - as in spunk
Lane - as in street

Maybe?!
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Or maybe "giz"

as in "gizza job"
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Wiki reckons it's more-or-less like Elaine but with a hard G on the front.
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Ewwww :urff:
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"Pedo-bitch" is my preferred pronounciation.
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Fair
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Well that's settled then :lol:
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This is actually really cool.
Care home residents recreate classic album covers
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Amazing.
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Hihi, cool ... ;D :notworthy: ...
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“I feel like I need to make it clear I’m not just some kind of attention-seeker trying to live out some weird alternate reality. This is my life,” Said man with a flame spouting shed for a head
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“I feel like I need to make it clear I’m not just some kind of attention-seeker trying to live out some weird alternate reality. This is my life,” Said man with a flame spouting shed for a head
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Oh Spain was lovely. The beaches weren't crowded & the cannabis deliveries were always on time.
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Durham man would really like Amazon to stop sending him rubber ducks
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