COVID-19 coronavirus

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She must be one of the folks who wouldn't go and see The Madness of George III because she hadn't seen the first two installments.
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I couldn't read the thread through tears.
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I just read that Germany bans all festivals and mass people gatherings until 31 of August :?

I suppose this means no Mera Luna or the other big festivals in Germany for this summer :urff: :bat: :bat:
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so did Belgium. waiting to see what happens in the US and in Hungary now
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sziamiau wrote:so did Belgium. waiting to see what happens in the US and in Hungary now
Oh hell, so Suikerrock will not take place on June 31st this year ... :( ... but next year instead ... :) ... at least something to look forward to ... :D ...

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no surprise, but 3 more weeks of lockdown announced in the UK.

What's the betting it will be the hottest, sunniest 3 weeks ever on record now!

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Charlie wrote:no surprise, but 3 more weeks of lockdown announced in the UK.

What's the betting it will be the hottest, sunniest 3 weeks ever on record now!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
But at least al the care workers are getting a badge.... that will cost them £1.20 to buy.
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At least my lifelong tactic of avoiding people whenever possible is finally coming into vogue.
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And now all festivals and such cancelled until September in the Netherlands as well
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The Oktoberfest in Munich has also bit the dust.
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The best defence against infection by Covid-19 is 20 Roffmans, it seems.
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EvilBastard wrote:The best defence against infection by Covid-19 is 20 Roffmans, it seems.
... :lol: ... so I'm apparently for once on the right side ...
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Panic among the Neds in Glasgow as Buckies supply starts to dry up
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Trump suggests injections of disinfectant as potential treatment for coronavirus and no, that's not The Onion.
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markfiend wrote:Trump suggests injections of disinfectant as potential treatment for coronavirus and no, that's not The Onion.
The interwebs has totally blown up over this. Dettol is trending FFS :lol:
Found a great video.
How to medical. Narrated by Donald J Trump
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Pista wrote:
markfiend wrote:Trump suggests injections of disinfectant as potential treatment for coronavirus and no, that's not The Onion.
The interwebs has totally blown up over this. Dettol is trending FFS :lol:
Found a great video.
How to medical. Narrated by Donald J Trump
:lol:
I logged into Twitter this morning, saw Dettol, Cillit Bang, Toilet Duck and bleach trending, like WTF is going on??!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Charlie wrote: :lol:
I logged into Twitter this morning, saw Dettol, Cillit Bang, Toilet Duck and bleach trending, like WTF is going on??!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
It's quite insane isn't it?
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The frightening thing is, the sort of people with the brains to vote for Trump will probably try it.
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sam donut wrote:The frightening thing is, the sort of people with the brains to vote for Trump will probably try it.
I hate to say it, but Darwin Awards all round...
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The most expensive hand Sanitizer I have ever bought goes to M&S £15 for 500 ml. I bought it because i'm desperate because I can't find any hand sanitizer anywhere!! :roll:
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Hope none listens to him :lol: :lol:
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markfiend wrote:Trump suggests injections of disinfectant as potential treatment for coronavirus and no, that's not The Onion.
This, however, is The Onion. From exactly a month ago :eek:
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Pista wrote:
markfiend wrote:Trump suggests injections of disinfectant as potential treatment for coronavirus and no, that's not The Onion.
This, however, is The Onion. From exactly a month ago :eek:
Bloody hell, that's insanely prescient.
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Pista wrote: This, however[/url], is The Onion. From exactly a month ago :eek:
Scary, good spot.
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