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Gottdammerung
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http://www.nato.int/docu/pub-form.htm

Order one of everything!

Every bit of postage is less spent on weapons!

:lol:

And yes, I have already ordered one of everything!
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And that's all for free ? :eek:

Good stuff :von:
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Yup....

My walls will be festooned with Nato maps, wall charts and periodic tables (wtf!?!??!!!)
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Periodic table is that chemistry thingy with all the elements in it... Mendeljev, or what's that Russian bloke's name...
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Obviousman wrote:Periodic table is that chemistry thingy with all the elements in it... Mendeljev, or what's that Russian bloke's name...

Lol.. nah, I was more referring the wtf as to why the blinking flip NATO would have a periodic table on offer??!?

Not that they would want to be encouraging home chemists at all now, would they! :lol:
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Why not, you can do fascinating things like building A-bo... Ah, no I see what you mean

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I'm quite curious about 'Combatting Terrorism at Sea'. I can imagine Bin Laden dressed up as Long John Silver, with an eye patch and parrot on his shoulder...
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miss the clicky and then to follow the thread....


....make love instead... :innocent:
here we go again....
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Fuckin' Huzzah!

I've been looking for things to practice my pathetic Russian skills on for ages, I can't imagine anything better than Nato reports on Afghanistan!

Cheers boss.
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So how many of you have put down Heartland on the 'Where did you hear about us?' option?

Poor Quiffy will be getting a visit from some sinister men within the week. :lol:

I was hoping for some NATO furry dice for my amoured car but they must have sold out. What's wrong with a sticker saying 'My other car's pounding Iraq into liberation'? I fear for the future of the Western world if we can't provide such basic visual gags for our people.
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Just don't say you got it off me..

I don't want my nom de guerre being added as an Eschelon keyword..





Gott goes off to find a shiny new tinfoil hat...... :innocent:
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i don't understand. why would i want to stop war? there is little enough worth watching on the idiot box as it is and the yanks' too infrequent firework displays are a televisual highlight of any year.
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RicheyJames wrote:i don't understand. why would i want to stop war? there is little enough worth watching on the idiot box as it is and the yanks' too infrequent firework displays are a televisual highlight of any year.
Stale bait, sir. You'll barely get a bite with that, I fear. :P :lol:
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MrChris wrote:I'm quite curious about 'Combatting Terrorism at Sea'. I can imagine Bin Laden dressed up as Long John Silver, with an eye patch and parrot on his shoulder...
Um, surely Abu Hamza al-Masri would be better for that particular job? Arrr.
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smiscandlon wrote:
MrChris wrote:I'm quite curious about 'Combatting Terrorism at Sea'. I can imagine Bin Laden dressed up as Long John Silver, with an eye patch and parrot on his shoulder...
Um, surely Abu Hamza al-Masri would be better for that particular job? Arrr.
:eek: Urf. I'd prefer Johnny Depp anytime.
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canon docre wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:
MrChris wrote:I'm quite curious about 'Combatting Terrorism at Sea'. I can imagine Bin Laden dressed up as Long John Silver, with an eye patch and parrot on his shoulder...
Um, surely Abu Hamza al-Masri would be better for that particular job? Arrr.
:eek: Urf. I'd prefer Johnny Depp anytime.
Me too! :eek:
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I'll third the Johnny Depp way of thinking...
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Anyone actually received anything through the post yet :?:

Perhaps the documents are delivered by Cruise :eek:
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