I am an evil man

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Johnny M
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I am.

I sold a 2 x CDr set on ebay today (NON-SISTERS RELATED) for £32.12. I was gracious enough to include artwork and a jewel case. It's not my fault if some people have more money than sense.

I then got thinking .....

So I emailed the 2nd and 3rd highest bidders explaining it was just CDrs and were they still interested in buying it for their highest (failed) bid price?

So, one hour after sending my emails I have now sold six shiny silver things, six bits of paper and three bits of plastic for £88.14. And they've all paid me by paypal which will pay for the leather jacket I'm now going to buy on ebay. :D

I am an evil, evil man. :von:

PS: @ My Sis who I've just pmd this to ... I had to just share with the group, didn't I? :wink: :kiss:
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Johnny M wrote: PS: @ My Sis who I've just pmd this to ... I had to just share with the group, didn't I? :wink: :kiss:
Yes, Brother Johnny, confess to the masses, but it will not redeem you. You'll burn in ebay-hell eternally. :von:
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canon docre wrote: You'll burn in ebay-hell eternally.
Yep, but I really don't care 'cause I'll be wearing my leather jacket I just won for £36. :wink:

£52 profit? 8)
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That's called a merchant's spirit, I guess :lol:

Ah, well, enjoy life :wink: (as long as you're not ripping off any of us :twisted: :P )
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Obviousman wrote: (as long as you're not ripping off any of us :twisted: :P )
Pffft. Already happened. :evil:

:wink: :lol:

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canon docre wrote:
Obviousman wrote: (as long as you're not ripping off any of us :twisted: :P )
Pffft. Already happened. :evil:

:wink: :lol:

:kiss:
Excuse me!

I told you the plan in advance but did you listen? No. You wanted to go off dancing in the mud with goths and dodgy darklings. And getting your picture taken.

Pffft to you too. :wink:

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You are evil. And that's why I likes ya. :kiss:
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Johnny M wrote:
canon docre wrote:
Obviousman wrote: (as long as you're not ripping off any of us :twisted: :P )
Pffft. Already happened. :evil:

:wink: :lol:

:kiss:
Excuse me!

I told you the plan in advance but did you listen? No. You wanted to go off dancing in the mud with goths and dodgy darklings. And getting your picture taken.

Pffft to you too. :wink:

:kiss:
Oh yeah, I can still recall your words: "You've got the looks, I've got the brain - lets make lots of money."

I guees the rest was Lost in Translation. somehow.
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CorpPunk wrote:You are evil. And that's why I likes ya. :kiss:
In ebay reality you owe me £32.12 if memory serves me correct. :innocent:

Yes, that 2 x CDr set ... :wink: :kiss:
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Do 'intimate' Killing Joke gig tickets find their way onto Ebay :innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
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*cough* :innocent: :von:
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:oops: Now don't take the p!ss out of me for the blurb, I have to sell the damn things...
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Not bad B 8)
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canon docre wrote:You've got the looks, I've got the brain - lets make lots of money."
I agree roughly with your statements. I did have the looks. And ... hmm :innocent:

But you did make lots of people happy by wading through all that mud and dodgy darklings. :notworthy:

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@ Canon - Second leather jacket fell for just £5. :cool:

That's me all dresssed in leather. At bed time. :P * cough * ;D
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i don't blame you in the slightest for turning a quick buck -if the markets there then so what? they'll only give it to some other party who possibly won't even give them anything of quality.

obviously selling sisters stuff acquired from weeding is morally out-of-order (unless we perhaps set up some sort of bribery fund to encourage old' von-but-not-forgotten into the studio.....hell let's go milli-vanilli and pay the smurphs to record the new album! :lol: )
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: obviously selling sisters stuff acquired from weeding is morally out-of-order (unless we perhaps set up some sort of bribery fund to encourage old' von-but-not-forgotten into the studio.....hell let's go milli-vanilli and pay the smurphs to record the new album! :lol: )
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Johnny M wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:You are evil. And that's why I likes ya. :kiss:
In ebay reality you owe me £32.12 if memory serves me correct. :innocent:

Yes, that 2 x CDr set ... :wink: :kiss:
Ah...you mean the CD set you made me promise, on pain of death, not to sell on eBay? :lol: That is major evil.
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CorpPunk wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:You are evil. And that's why I likes ya. :kiss:
In ebay reality you owe me £32.12 if memory serves me correct. :innocent:

Yes, that 2 x CDr set ... :wink: :kiss:
Ah...you mean the CD set you made me promise, on pain of death, not to sell on eBay? :lol: That is major evil.
Please see title of thread. :twisted:

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Johnny M wrote:dodgy darklings.

what? where was I?
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You are just styling yourself as evil but in fact you were terribly good and honest. You have provided exactly what you said you would.

Sorry to disabuse you, but then I have an inkling that's what you want.

You are absolved. Go forth and sin no more.
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that's no fun.. *pouts*
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emilystrange wrote:that's no fun.. *pouts*
No, not you Ems, obviously you have a dark dark soul, I meant Johnny..
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straylight wrote:Sorry to disabuse you, but then I have an inkling that's what you want.
I have an inkling abuse is what he wants. *cough*

When did I give you the power to absolve? :von: I say he gets 50 black marks in my Holy Book...and then perhaps we can discuss absolution. :twisted:
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