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Musical Instruments - what do you play?

I play bass.. and I collect guitars and basses..


So tell us about yours!



(soz if this has been done before.. but I'm new here and there's a ton of stuff on here I gotta read!)
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Tambourine, and pretty nifty with the 'on' button on the old dry ice machine.

I've got guitars too, but I think it'd stretch reality beyond even my grasp to suggest I 'played' them. 'Played with' is fine.
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Guitar, Piano, Keyboard, and I have a Drum Machine.
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Guitar, Bass, Keyboard and Drums...

Culminating in this ;)
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I manipulate synths, and two bandmembers.

Resulting in this ;)
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I play cricket, pool and with myself (!!)

Music wise, my daughter has a recorder - does that count?

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I play the CD player a lot. Once tried to learn the guitar and got a lesson in humility.
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Badlander wrote:I play the CD player a lot.
I'm quite good at that too, but I've gone deeper and am learning to play they pick-up now ;D

Apart from that I only pluck my nose while listening :lol:

(And I do have a gee-tar, but I never took the effort to actually learn to play it, I was absolute rubbish at it the few times I tried :oops: )
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Obviousman wrote: (And I do have a gee-tar, but I never took the effort to actually learn to play it, I was absolute rubbish at it the few times I tried :oops: )
same here Ob, got one for christmas but struggling through the chords...
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What I really need is a musical instrument I can just pick up and play, without having to go to the trouble of learning.
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markfiend wrote:What I really need is a musical instrument I can just pick up and play, without having to go to the trouble of learning.
Can I recommend to you the lovely triangle? ;D

At least that was the only instrument that my music teacher in school trusted me to play. :|
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nerves, bass guit. mp3/cd-audio player, winamp
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markfiend wrote:What I really need is a musical instrument I can just pick up and play, without having to go to the trouble of learning.
Drums? :innocent: :twisted:
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Don't be silly. You have to go and sit at the kit. Far too inconvenient ;)
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flute a bit.
keyboards a bit less.
classical guitar even less than that.
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sarah_orange wrote:flute a bit.
keyboards a bit less.
classical guitar even less than that.
Fan of the Gypsy Kings or something?
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Motz wrote:Don't be silly. You have to go and sit at the kit. Far too inconvenient ;)
Maureen Tucker used to stand to play drums for the Velvet Underground.
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as did slim jim phantom ;)
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And what a drummer she was.
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Ed Rhombus wrote:
sarah_orange wrote:flute a bit.
keyboards a bit less.
classical guitar even less than that.
Fan of the Gypsy Kings or something?
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Quiff Boy wrote:as did slim jim phantom ;)
Aye, a Standy upy Drummer, the Creaming Jeasus had one of them too!.
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The pianner/keyboards. Self taught, but that doesn't mean I can only play "chopsticks"... :innocent: :lol:

Used to play the clarinet, boy was that s**t.

Also got a hammered dulcimer (made by my grandfather hunners and hunners of years ago), like this woman...

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air guitar and learning to play acoustic guitar when I got spare time, and wanna learn mouth organ
also play cards if anyones interested !
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boudicca wrote:The pianner/keyboards. Self taught, but that doesn't mean I can only play "chopsticks"... :innocent: :lol:

Used to play the clarinet, boy was that s**t.

Also got a hammered dulcimer (made by my grandfather hunners and hunners of years ago), like this woman...

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