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RicheyJames
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details appear to be very sketchy so far but thought it best to immediately share this very bad news

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WTF??
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think a few here would prefer this [url=http://wayne%20hussey.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/musician-overdose.php] click[/url] :lol:
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That's bizarre coming from someone who's spent their life recently on MWIS!
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:That's bizarre coming from someone who's spent their life recently on MWIS!
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2 dozen?
isn't thant uncle andy's breakfast?
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:eek: :eek: :eek: Oh Jesus don't do that.

:roll: :oops: I'm slow, and for a minute I did get that same feeling in my chest you get when yer driving along a road and a car pulls out right in front of you.

Abject horror, I think it is.

Do not do that!
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boudicca wrote::eek: :eek: :eek: Oh Jesus don't do that.

:roll: :oops: I'm slow, and for a minute I did get that same feeling in my chest you get when yer driving along a road and a car pulls out right in front of you.

Abject horror, I think it is.

Do not do that!
You should know better than to believe anything posted by RJ :roll:
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d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote::eek: :eek: :eek: Oh Jesus don't do that.

:roll: :oops: I'm slow, and for a minute I did get that same feeling in my chest you get when yer driving along a road and a car pulls out right in front of you.

Abject horror, I think it is.

Do not do that!
You should know better than to believe anything posted by RJ :roll:
I know. Like I said, I'm a bit retarded. :urff:
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RicheyJames wrote:details appear to be very sketchy so far but thought it best to immediately share this very bad news

:cry:
This is not f****** amusing.

hallucienate wrote:<yawn>
That, however, definitely is.
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I'm a bit retarded.
So am I, obviously. :urff:

But still: Who's going to pay for the two years therapy I'll need now? And the medication? ;D

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"Jokes" like that are common on the Internet, I assume mostly amongst people around 12, and some of them are a good laugh, but this one in this place is in my humble opinion far beyond the pale. If I were a moderator here, it would hit the trash bin immediately. But that's just my opinion and I don't get out often enough so forget it.
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i assume most people here are web-savvy enough to be able to see that post and know that its a spoof.

stuff like that has been doing the round for a few years at least, so i never assumed for a second anyone would read it and believe it.

i cetainly dont see anything offensive in the post or the motives behind the post.

however, i'll move it into "joke of the day", which should clear the matter up for anyone else readng it. if people still choose to believe it for a milli-second then thats down to their inablitiy to take things in context (ie: its in a topic area marked "JOKE")

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It's not a question of believing it or not. :roll:
I recall some time ago someone posted a similar thing about "Andrew Eldritch was arrested" and it was cool and hilarious.
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_emma_ wrote:It's not a question of believing it or not. :roll:
I recall some time ago someone posted a similar thing about "Andrew Eldritch was arrested" and it was cool and hilarious.
no one said the joke's in here had to be funny :D
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Quiff Boy wrote:no one said the joke's in here had to be funny :D
No one said the jokes in here cannot be commented on. :D :P
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_emma_ wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:no one said the joke's in here had to be funny :D
No one said the jokes in here cannot be commented on. :D :P
touché :lol: :notworthy: :D
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_emma_ wrote:"Jokes" like that are common on the Internet, I assume mostly amongst people around 12, and some of them are a good laugh, but this one in this place is in my humble opinion far beyond the pale. If I were a moderator here, it would hit the trash bin immediately. But that's just my opinion and I don't get out often enough so forget it.
Get a f**king life ffs! :roll:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Get a f**king life ffs! :roll:
If you say so, sure I will. :cry: :cry: :cry: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Now let me explain in plain English: if I like somebody, I don't like to see jokes about him die. That is all I can say about it, whether you understand it or not it's not that important to me.
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You don't even know him ffs!!! It's like all those sad bastards who cried at that slag Di's funeral. Sycophants the lot of ya...........
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Sometimes it doesn't take to know somebody personally to know whether you like them or not. It's a question of intuition you know.
We two don't know each other either, but I'm sure we both know whether we like each other or not, don't we.
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<Bites tonge.........VERY HARD>
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watch you don't swallow it :D
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I know this is joke of the day, but perrlease.
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