Rhombus: Drummer Wanted

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We've decided it could be time to pension off our drum machine

So we're looking for a drummer, 25-35 I guess.

Established player with good gear and own transport, to play live with Rhombus

Rhombus play upbeat Goth Rock

email office@rhombus-rock.com

More info at www.rhombus-rock.com
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Surely you are taking the p*ss......

Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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Drum machine's probably broke so they want something cheaper...
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Cue the drummer jokes.

What's the difference between a drum machine and a human drummer? You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.

Whats got three legs and an arsehole on the top?
A drummer's stool.

Anyone else? :innocent:
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markfiend wrote:Cue the drummer jokes.

What's the difference between a drum machine and a human drummer? You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.

Whats got three legs and an arsehole on the top?
A drummer's stool.

Anyone else? :innocent:
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer
Give me one good reason
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How do you know there's a drummer at your door?

The knocking speeds up.
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What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have machines to do that now.

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So they don't have to retrain the drummers.
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