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nick the stripper
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PostPost #1  Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:03 pm    Post subject: The Heartland Conspiracy Reply with quote Back to top

It has come to my attention, through sources who shall remain unnamed (oops!), that 9while9 is in fact working for the phone company Orange.

9while9 wrote:
Early Studio Demos


As you can see from the above quote, 9while9 writes the majority of his posts in the colour orange. ‘Why?’ you ask? Simple. Because the colour orange omits subliminal messages that encourages people to switch their phone company to Orange and or change to a mobile phone produced by Orange via suggesting that switching to Orange shall bring you orgasmic amounts of pleasure.

This is not a joke. Repeat: this is not a joke. If you’ve recently switched to Orange, then 9while9 has gotten to your brain. The truth is out there, people!

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PostPost #2  Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

For me it's just an attempt to make reading HL a bit more complicated. Orange doesn't go on a light background Rolling Eyes

De toekomst is helder, de toekomst is sinaasappel (a - somewhat too direct translation - of their slogan 'The future is bright, the future is orange' which they used back in the days while they still existed in Belgium)
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PostPost #3  Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Sounds like a David Icke theory to me. It wasn't me...
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PostPost #4  Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Muuuusssst buuyyyyyy Orrrrange........
Muuuusssst buuyyyyyy Orrrrange........
Muuuusssst buuyyyyyy Orrrrange........
Muuuusssst buuyyyyyy Orrrrange........
Muuuusssst buuyyyyyy Orrrrange........

Y'know, there might be something in this!
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PostPost #5  Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Cripes. Surprised I just drank Orange Juice, although I had planned to drink water. WTF?

Orange Juice is way more expensive than water. Quiffy, expect my lawyers call for compensation.
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PostPost #6  Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

canon docre wrote:
Cripes. Surprised I just drank Orange Juice, although I had planned to drink water. WTF?

Orange Juice is way more expensive than water. Quiffy, expect my lawyers call for compensation.

I'd expect Edwyn Collins is feeling pretty annoyed about that too.
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PostPost #7  Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Well my ISP just changed from Wanadoo to Orange holy s**t! Wink
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PostPost #8  Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I lay claim to the colour orange...it is my raison d'etre.
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PostPost #9  Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Debaser wrote:
I lay claim to the colour orange...it is my raison d'etre.


You're not alone on that one, especially when it comes to clothing It wasn't me...
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PostPost #10  Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

There Is No Heartland Cabal.
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PostPost #11  Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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PostPost #12  Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Well my ISP just changed from Wanadoo to Orange holy s**t! Wink


same! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPost #13  Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

My god, it’s already subverted three Heartland members’ minds. Soon their brains shall turn to mush and they’ll have the urge to do only one thing: talk on their phone 24/7 about trivial subjects no one gives two s**t about. This shall cause their telephone bills to skyrocket through the roof, making Orange a pretty sum of money, but they won’t notice due to the brain damage.

We’re through the looking glass people.
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PostPost #14  Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:06 pm    Post subject: Re: The Heartland Conspiracy Reply with quote Back to top

nick the stripper wrote:
It has come to my attention, through sources who shall remain unnamed (oops!), that 9while9 is in fact working for the phone company Orange.

9while9 wrote:
Early Studio Demos


As you can see from the above quote, 9while9 writes the majority of his posts in the colour orange. ‘Why?’ you ask? Simple. Because the colour orange omits subliminal messages that encourages people to switch their phone company to Orange and or change to a mobile phone produced by Orange via suggesting that switching to Orange shall bring you orgasmic amounts of pleasure.

This is not a joke. Repeat: this is not a joke. If you’ve recently switched to Orange, then 9while9 has gotten to your brain. The truth is out there, people!

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Muuuuuuuuuwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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never, never, never.
never, newer,
never.

Denken Sie Orange!!!
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PostPost #15  Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

timsinister wrote:
There Is No Heartland Cabal.


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PostPost #16  Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

hmmmm, i am just watching netherlands vs. Argentinia.


and yes the Netherlands wear orange Surprised
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PostPost #17  Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

shouldn't this thread be called The Heartland Conspiracy#18?

just an observation
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PostPost #18  Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

James Blast wrote:
shouldn't this thread be called The Heartland Conspiracy#18?

just an observation


Your avatar, does it not have a...red orange in it? Hummm? It wasn't me...

Uh oh, I said avatar....... Mr. Green

Denken Sie Orange!!!
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PostPost #19  Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

9while9 wrote:
James Blast wrote:
shouldn't this thread be called The Heartland Conspiracy#18?

just an observation


Your avatar, does it not have a...red orange in it? Hummm? It wasn't me...

Uh oh, I said avatar....... Mr. Green

Denken Sie Orange!!!


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PostPost #20  Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

weebleswobble wrote:
9while9 wrote:
James Blast wrote:
shouldn't this thread be called The Heartland Conspiracy#18?

just an observation


Your avatar, does it not have a...red orange in it? Hummm? It wasn't me...

Uh oh, I said avatar....... Mr. Green

Denken Sie Orange!!!


Ginger A Go-Go


Like a true day walker...... Laughing
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PostPost #21  Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Day Walker? With my Skin?Confused

Night Stalker Ya Jobby!!!

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