3-10-07 Do not talk to my Parrot

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Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check ."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
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The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
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To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
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totally didn't see that one comin' :D :lol:

poor chap ;D
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more-sedatives-pls wrote:totally didn't see that one comin' :D :lol:

poor chap ;D
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more-sedatives-pls wrote:totally didn't see that one comin' :D :lol:
I did, here's why.

I think I have a behavioural problem with regards to Joke of the Day. I have a tendency to skip to the end of the post, read the punchline, and if it's funny then I go back and read the joke.

Should I seek help? :?
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smiscandlon wrote:
Should I seek help? :?
For all manner of things :wink:
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smiscandlon wrote:I think I have a behavioural problem with regards to Joke of the Day. I have a tendency to skip to the end of the post, read the punchline, and if it's funny then I go back and read the joke.

Should I seek help? :?

In that case, I'll make it easier for you...

"Well, first I had to know how fast you were walking, no?"

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... marzipan!
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I saw it coming. Then again, I *am* Ms. Spock. It was the logical way for it to end, see... ;) :von:
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"Nope sir," the pianoman said, "but if you can hum it, I can play it"! ;D

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You need to put a new candle in.
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"The Aristocrats!" :lol:
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smiscandlon wrote:"The Aristocrats!" :lol:
You win ;D
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You forgot to mention the broken glass...
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Is that the non-navigative edition of Mornington Cresent?
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oh noes, there we go again... :!:
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Kensington High Street ~ using Mortimer's Conversion, of course
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Morningto Cresent! (Yupp, I'm planning to go for a zero-sum round! ;D)
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....so what, you're Welsh and fcuk sheep!
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eotunun wrote:Morningto Cresent! (Yupp, I'm planning to go for a zero-sum round! ;D)
That still isn't Mornington Crescent though...dunno where Morningto Cresent is
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Now, now, Tidal... :P :roll:
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To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

:lol: :lol:
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Tidal wrote:
eotunun wrote:Morningto Cresent! (Yupp, I'm planning to go for a zero-sum round! ;D)
That still isn't Mornington Crescent though...dunno where Morningto Cresent is
Okay, Lord Trainspotter. You got me there.. :roll:

Now, where are you? What tactic are you going to play?
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new thread...? :innocent:

Glasgow Central (low level) invoking Portnoy's Complaint, naturally :)

RTTFD (returning to the first derail)
... the Six Patels :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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