The Return of Hammer...

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As in 'Films', not 'MC'...

http://www.hammerfilms.com/

http://uk.myspace.com/beyondtherave#

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Yeah but those trousers were just as horiffic.

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Do you think they will keep the false moustaches & dodgy accents?
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Oh Steve, you really had my hopes up there for a moment :cry: :lol:

Dare I venture to say, I'm sure they can't touch the originals :innocent: :twisted:
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:roll:

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The accents & wigs & stuff were some of the essential ingredients don't you think?
The originals were so unbelievably camp & melodramatic they were unmissable.
Okay, so I've only seen the trailer of this new one & it looks okay (but then don't all trailers?).
I'm scared of the mini------BMW new mini syndrome.
Would still like to see the whole thing though.
Might be camp as fcuk, you never know.
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It's hyped up by MySpace.. so it will probably just be another high-budget "good" movie, rather than no-budget trash which I want. :(
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Pista wrote:Do you think they will keep the false moustaches & dodgy accents?
So long as they keep the heaving bosoms and the bats-on-strings then it's fine by me :D
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EvilBastard wrote:
Pista wrote:Do you think they will keep the false moustaches & dodgy accents?
So long as they keep the heaving bosoms and the bats-on-strings then it's fine by me :D
Don't mind the bats going......

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streamline wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:
Pista wrote:Do you think they will keep the false moustaches & dodgy accents?
So long as they keep the heaving bosoms and the bats-on-strings then it's fine by me :D
Don't mind the bats going......

:lol:
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Can you see where I'm coming from?

no lame double entendres, please
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That's too cryptic, there's nae boobies in the 2nd pic :| :wink:
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Well done Bro! :D

now you can either be delighted or distrubed by that :lol:

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James Blast wrote:Well done Bro! :D

now you can either be delighted or distrubed by that :lol:

:notworthy: x 25,000
I recognise the other three ladies but sadly not her. Did she have a big part? :innocent:
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only mine

boom and indeed boom! :lol:
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streamline wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:
Pista wrote:Do you think they will keep the false moustaches & dodgy accents?
So long as they keep the heaving bosoms and the bats-on-strings then it's fine by me :D
Don't mind the bats going......

:lol:
Do you mean that you don't mind the bats going "Eeee eeee eeee!" in a very unbatlike manner or that you're happy to lose the bats?

Oh, now I understand - silly me... :roll:
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Big Si wrote:That's too cryptic, there's nae boobies in the 2nd pic :| :wink:
...how is it that that was what I realised when I saw the post as well!?
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