Fantasy Premier League 2014/15

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Got to hand it to Johnny. He's doing a top job with this & doing you guys & girls proud over at TCC
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One week to go.

Mwahahahaha ;D
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Pista wrote:Got to hand it to Johnny. He's doing a top job with this & doing you guys & girls proud over at TCC. :notworthy:
Into the Lions' den my friend. Always. :von:

It's culturally different from HL, but it's cool. I'm learning who's who in the food-chain, but I've never been made to feel like "You ain't from around here boy!" :notworthy:

Top boys, and A Girl (yes, Jo!) in their Eleven Imaginary Boys vs Industrial Groove Machine.

A big shout out to Pista for even daring to let my own unique style of prose (and bad words), loose on his forum. :)

Now the pleasantries are over... let's kick their fucking arses. 8)
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Now the pleasantries are over... let's kick their fucking arses. 8)
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Right. I think I have my squad and team sorted for the first game. Having said that, doubtless I'll be tweaking it right up until the wire :lol:
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markfiend wrote:Having said that, doubtless I'll be tweaking it right up until the wire.
Nigels don't tweak Mark, they tinker.

We'll get you up to speed in the lingo in no time. In fact (consults diary) you're scheduled for your Nigel A1 exam at the end of GW3. Should be a doddle. :wink:
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Right you are.

And my avatar is nigel molesworth, as any fule kno.
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my favourite football joke:

2nd division player: "how was your first game for City?"

1st division player: "for 45 minutes i played a blinder- ran myself ragged, sored twice, then the boss pulled us off at half-time"

2nd division player: "well that shows you've made it- all we get is half an orange." :twisted:
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Why not? :) add me in, can you pm me the code? Cheers
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Sorry!

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Maybe next season when your reading and comprehension skills are up to speed?

Thanks for the offer though. :)
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just checked out my first xl and they've all been picked for their respective squads so fingers crossed, heads up and good luck to all. :notworthy:
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See https://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=24307

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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:just checked out my first xl and they've all been picked for their respective squads so fingers crossed, heads up and good luck to all. :notworthy:
i'm quite pleased with my final selection too... but who knows. too many Chelsea, even for the cause :notworthy: and to my eternal shame L'pool :oops: :cry: but i stopped at city. no way no how they're getting in the squad
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Last warning Ez. Play the game and play the correct topic.

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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Last warning Ez. Play the game and play the correct topic.

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tell you what John, f**k off 8)

what correct topic you control freak mentalist, it's a game. i'm on holiday, i rarely log in and when i do it's for minutes. i really don't have time for this s**t or to be ordered to join a blog

i do have a good team
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Last warning Ez. Play the game and play the correct topic.

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tell you what John, f**k off 8)

what correct topic you control freak mentalist, it's a game. i'm on holiday, i rarely log in and when i do it's for minutes. i really don't have time for this s**t or to be ordered to join a blog

i do have a good team
But you're a difficult and disruptive player in the squad, ala Georgie Best, as you freely admitted previously.

I should never have invited you. It's my mistake and I apologise.

Consider yourself deleted. From everywhere.

We'll play 10 vs. 11 and you can just fuck off and enjoy the rest of your holiday.

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we will enjoy our holiday thank you. we deserve it :D

what can i say, sorry team, seems i've been kicked for the crime of posting in the wrong thread :lol: :lol:

shame, my team is top ;D
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My son is a bit of a Sisters fan and has a team if it would help make it 11 v 11.
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...or memnarch who volunteered above?
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Anyway, deadline for further tinkering has gone so I'mllocking this.
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Ah It looks like I missed the point. One overarching thread (here) and threads alternating between HL and the Cure place for each game week.

Also, the curebois coming over here will get a custom rank of 11 Imaginary Boys.

Now don't all ask for custom ranks as a refusal may offend. :P
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markfiend wrote:Also, the curebois coming over here.
Curebois and A Girl.

It's not the first time Mark but I think you're having a problem getting up to speed on the equality of this game. :wink: :lol:
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have they got a Girl too? quis es?
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