21/Feb/2017 Ex-girlfriend

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Location: Leuven, Belgium

Not sure where I got this from, but here goes:

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and re-kindling a little of that "magic." "Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now, I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me." She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

"Yeah" I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to f**k off.
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