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PostPost #1  Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:28 pm    Post subject: Kiss the Carpet. Reply with quote Back to top

It's about attracting an STD, isn't it? It wasn't me...
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PostPost #2  Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

so its not about muching on rugs then?

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PostPost #3  Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Hopefully, they've been shampooed first, eh? It wasn't me... Wierded Out Embarassed Laughing
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PostPost #4  Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I thought it was about Spiggy -

"I kissed I kissed the carpet"


"I climbed the curtain" is definitely a cat reference.
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PostPost #5  Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

not if it's iron
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PostPost #6  Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

SINsister wrote:
Hopefully, they've been shampooed first, eh? It wasn't me... Wierded Out Embarassed Laughing


Next time he'll look before he kisses the carpet.

My photograph has done a disappearing act.


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PostPost #7  Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Do you mean

"Nex tyme ai'll luk b4 ai leepz, nex tyme teh darknis, nex tyme ai'll luk b4 ai, kiss teh karpitz - kthxbai"?
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PostPost #8  Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top



Now, where were we?
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PostPost #9  Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

"I climb the curtains"; I'm sure I've heard that phrase in association with drug withdrawal. See also "climbing the walls".
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PostPost #10  Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Andy's hamster had died.
By accident he'd gotten an albino hamster replacement [hence the red eyes].
Andy sure didn't like that, cuz as y'all know the dirt shows remarkably on white color; moreover, the white rat was female! [she wear dust].
Andy then tried to grab the little albino monster in order to get rid of it [i went over over over]
In the process of doing so, he smacked his kisser to the floor and had to pull himself up by the curtain. [bust - carpet - curtain scene]
Andy is bewildered - he was so bloody sure he'd gotten the albino, but it had escaped again! [I was sure, certain]

Lesson learned for Andy: better watch it when you try to get hold of an albino hamster [next time I look before etc etc].


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I'll get me coat then.

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PostPost #11  Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

EvilBastard wrote:
Do you mean

"Nex tyme ai'll luk b4 ai leepz, nex tyme teh darknis, nex tyme ai'll luk b4 ai, kiss teh karpitz - kthxbai"?


He says next time the darkness? I always thought it was next time the carpet. The lyrics don't seem so jagged now.

Addition - I've just listened to the song again, and the lyrics are definitely next time Ill look before I next time the carpet. Next time Ill look before I kiss the carpet.

markfiend wrote:
"I climb the curtains"; I'm sure I've heard that phrase in association with drug withdrawal. See also "climbing the walls".


Not exactly hardcore evidence of the definition, but I found this.

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2. curtain climber

A crack head. paranoid. Constantly getting up to look out the window to make sure the cops arent coming. Nosey person, wanting to know whats going on all the damn time. Frequently seen at ghetto apartment complexes, cheap hotels, projects and pych wards.


I'm aware that Black Planet was probably joking, but could this song be about both amphetamines and cold war paranoia?
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PostPost #12  Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

markfiend wrote:
"I climb the curtains"; I'm sure I've heard that phrase in association with drug withdrawal. See also "climbing the walls".


I thought "climbing the walls" was a euphemism for losing one's mind (or feeling like one's losing one's mind, hehe) - i.e., from boredom, frustration, etc..?
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PostPost #13  Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

So as usual...

To quote the Big Philosopher Johan Edlund:

"Our next song is about our drinking problems. In fact, ALL our songs are about our drinking problems. Cheers!"

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PostPost #14  Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

All of their songs are secretly Roadrunner/Wile E Coyote references.

"I went over, over, over, over"


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PostPost #15  Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

"Some kind of stranger come inside"?


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PostPost #16  Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Quiff Boy wrote:
so its not about muching on rugs then?

Razz


When I hear these lyrics they make me smile! Must be my mind!! Laughing
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PostPost #17  Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Some thought that this was sad,
And others thought it mad,
They just scratching the surface,
JJ can do the floor kiss.

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