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PostPost #876  Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Pista wrote:
Charlie wrote:
Greggs bakery in sausage shocker It wasn't me... Laughing


Laughing
I saw a tweet yesterday saying they missed a trick by not including the three pies men.


We are not worthy! We are not worthy! Laughing

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Christians in "no sense of humour" shock Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green


Indeed!
Greggs probably knew exactly what they were doing, they knew a few people would complain - gets them loads of publicity!
And i bet a few complainers still went in for a jumbo sausage this morning!! Laughing Laughing
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PostPost #877  Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

BBC North America in Flat Earth International Conference Mr. Green
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PostPost #878  Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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BBC North America in Flat Earth International Conference Mr. Green
The logical progression of America's allergy to truth and reason.
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PostPost #879  Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

♫ In the Navy. Join up & learn to fly. ♫
♫ In the Navy. & draw a penis in the sky
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PostPost #880  Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Pista wrote:
♫ In the Navy. Join up & learn to fly. ♫
♫ In the Navy. & draw a penis in the sky


Boys and their big toys!
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PostPost #881  Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

So Charles Manson died

I thought it would probably be a bit poor taste to start a "RIP" thread.
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PostPost #882  Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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So Charles Manson died

I thought it would probably be a bit poor taste to start a "RIP" thread.

as i've said elsewhere, a racist, hillbilly psychopath who having wildly misinterpreted a faily poor beatles song about a faiground ride decided to murder some innocent glitterati and try to start a race war. a bad advert for LSD. oh dear, how sad, never mind. Rolling Eyes
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PostPost #883  Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Surprisingly i thought he had died years ago. Rolling Eyes
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PostPost #884  Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

What could possibly go wrong?
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PostPost #885  Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Pista wrote:
What could possibly go wrong?


Darwin award winner 2017? Rolling Eyes Surprised
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PostPost #886  Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Okay Nick. I've got your back. BZZZZZZTTTTT!!
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PostPost #887  Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

While the world continues to battle the tide of fake news, in China, they have started fake zoos
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PostPost #888  Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

faking things in Asia is too common and expected all over those countries Laughing
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PostPost #889  Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Plans to introduce a frowning pile of poo emoji have been dumped
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PostPost #890  Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Writer goes to troll level platinum on TripAdvisor
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PostPost #891  Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Pista wrote:
Writer goes to troll level platinum on TripAdvisor
Genius Laughing
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PostPost #892  Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Well we're still EU citizens and England isn't! But we're exiting the EU the same as the rest of the UK. Except we're not because Scotland, England or Wales can't continue to be EU citizens. And we're still in the Single Market except we're not. Except when we are. I give it a couple of years before it all goes to hell... Wierded Out
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PostPost #893  Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Bakery firm asks customers to post pictures of their crumpets online. What could possibly go wrong?
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PostPost #894  Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Pista wrote:
Bakery firm asks customers to post pictures of their crumpets online. What could possibly go wrong?




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PostPost #895  Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Dear parents. As you know, Friday is christmas jumper day, so here's a helpful picture of some deer fcuking
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PostPost #896  Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Dear parents. As you know, Friday is christmas jumper day, so here's a helpful picture of some deer fcuking


... Laughing ... honi soit qui mal y pense ...
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PostPost #897  Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Note that all four reindeer figures seem to be male (from the antlers) Laughing
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PostPost #898  Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

This just in from the Alanis Morissette news desk.
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PostPost #899  Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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This just in from the Alanis Morissette news desk.

the council wrote:
This morning’s over 50s session has been cancelled and the situation will be reviewed later today."

... Laughing Laughing Laughing ... who if not those over 50 should be able to cope with a little ice and snow ... but hell ... Laughing Laughing Laughing ...
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PostPost #900  Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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