Here we are again then, pondering the FA Cup after last week's shenanigans. Untidy are 1 up against Yeovil at HT. I'm assuming that JoMo picked the half time oranges himself from the top of the ladder? What an embarrassment of a press conference. The man's a self regarding idiot who isn't nearly as clever as he thinks he is, and certainly no Cantona. SHUT UP, JOSÉ. ahem. Let's see how Sanchez gets on.
Dealing with the predictions...
Saturday
Brighton 12:30 Chelsea
I hope Chelsea get stuffed after last night Sadly, not. Hazard having a great spell, and Willian doing himself no disservice either.
Arsenal 15:00 Crystal Palace
Woah. I prophesy disaster. It was for Palace... Monreal was all over the pitch.
Burnley 15:00 Man Utd
Burnley might get turned over Not really. Lukaku managed to stick his nose in.
Everton 15:00 West Brom
If Walcott scores a hat trick it wouldn't surprise me He got an assist and a yellow card. Game overshadowed by McCarthy's nasty leg break in a freak tackle accident that left Rondon in tears. No fault of his. McCarthy's had surgery - best of luck.
Leicester 15:00 Watford
Even Stevens. The Mahrez and Vardy thing happened. Ace!
Stoke 15:00 Huddersfield
Yawnfest Stoke managed a win!
West Ham 15:00 Bournemouth Feisty little game with a touch of citrus
Man City 17:30 Newcastle
This one will fizz and pop Looking at the bonus scores, it seems to have been more of an apple juice.
Sunday
Southampton 16:00 Spurs
There will be a fight It was there, somewhere. Wasted by Spurs, but fair play to the Saints.
Monday
Swansea 20:00 Liverpool
SWA 0 LIV 799397690 Oh dear.
Eriksen and Arnautovic are injured. WBA seem to have 6 down! Richarlison's bubble might have burst, and LOT of people have sold Kane and Son.
I nearly forgot the tables! EIB won the week, with IGM and BB&S scoring identical numbers of points. Steve has a breakdown after checking that 786477699 times, poor lad, just as well he has a week off. BB&S still in pole position though.
The Yellow Shirt of Glory stays where it is, with Damage Dunfermline.
The Big Shout Out belongs to Mish Mosh - 78 points!
and the H2H crown sits atop the noble head of Dead Men Walking. Not a sentence one types often.
Finally, those H2H tables - I moved up a place! Woooo! BB&S are winning this too.
Have a rest for a week, and see you back at the Shed when Steve has stopped gibbering. About this, anyway.
