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Challenge accepted. Hold my beer
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| Post #127 Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:53 am Post subject: |
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Latest sport to adopt video assistant referee technology: Jousting.....wait! What? 
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| Post #128 Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Pista wrote: | | Latest sport to adopt video assistant referee technology: Jousting.....wait! What? |
I thought the idea in jousting was just to knock the other bloke off his horse. The more you know.
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| Post #129 Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 12:18 am Post subject: |
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Perusing the local paper from the Isle of Man (it's almost time for my not-quite-annual pilgrimage/Visitation From The Dutiful Son, so I figured I'd best catch up with the goings on*) - apparently there's a Speed Mentoring Workshop. This should be useful, since I've had a devil of a problem getting hold of it while I'm there.
*in other news, I read that a former schoolmate, an utter tw@ of a man, was recently busted for the eleventeenth time for drug trafficking - apparently this brainiac tried to post almost 10 grand in used readies to Liverpool, claiming that the package contained christmas cards. What a plank.
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| Post #130 Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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Q. How do hedgehogs have sex?
A. Very, very carefully. Also, apparently very, very noisily
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| Post #131 Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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| EvilBastard wrote: | Q. How do hedgehogs have sex?
A. Very, very carefully. Also, apparently very, very noisily |
I used to have a pair of tortoises that would bang away all day - noisy blighters! 
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| Post #132 Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:20 am Post subject: |
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Hoping to clear the air, the assembly's Speaker Edwin Kakach then instructed members to step outside and take a break from the chamber.
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| Post #133 Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:12 am Post subject: |
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| Pista wrote: | | Hoping to clear the air, the assembly's Speaker Edwin Kakach then instructed members to step outside and take a break from the chamber. |
As they say in Nairobi, "Yeye ambaye alikuwa smelt, kushughulikiwa."
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| Post #135 Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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I was reading this thinking, "who the hell needs a fridge with a social media presence?" Honestly this whole "IoT" thing scares the hell out of me - bad enough someone could hack your freezer and switch it to "defrost", but what happens when your fridge sends updates to your health insurance company, "Yeah, week 129 and there hasn't been a lettuce in here yet - just bottles of vodka, beer, and pots of chocolate pudding. Seriously, I worry about this guy."
Or maybe that's just my fridge...
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| Post #136 Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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| EvilBastard wrote: |
I was reading this thinking, "who the hell needs a fridge with a social media presence?" Honestly this whole "IoT" thing scares the hell out of me - bad enough someone could hack your freezer and switch it to "defrost", but what happens when your fridge sends updates to your health insurance company, "Yeah, week 129 and there hasn't been a lettuce in here yet - just bottles of vodka, beer, and pots of chocolate pudding. Seriously, I worry about this guy."
Or maybe that's just my fridge... |
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| Post #138 Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:13 am Post subject: |
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"You should be in Brussels negotiating!" 
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| Post #139 Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:31 am Post subject: |
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Mind you, the Morley MP, Andrea Jenkyns, is easily as bad as Boris on the Brexit stakes, so you can see why he went there.
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| Post #140 Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:50 am Post subject: |
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Aye. I recall that Morley had a BNP councillor for a while.
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| Post #141 Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 11:33 am Post subject: |
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It should be pointed out that despite the media constantly referring to the north as a mass voting leave we actually saw majorities in Leeds, Manchester and Merseyside for remain. But when has Boris let facts interfere with his lust for power.
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| Post #142 Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:53 am Post subject: |
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Pro tip: If you're planning to go swimming at your local fitness club, it's usually best to get out of your car first.
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| Post #143 Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Swinnow wrote: | | It should be pointed out that despite the media constantly referring to the north as a mass voting leave we actually saw majorities in Leeds, Manchester and Merseyside for remain. But when has Boris let facts interfere with his lust for power. |
It also occurs to me that a fairly hefty chunk of "Leave" votes were actually just votes to give Cameron a bloody nose. BoJo et al would be foolish to rely on retaining those votes.
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| Post #145 Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 8:22 am Post subject: |
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We're only making plans for Nigels.
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| Post #146 Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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| EvilBastard wrote: | | Perusing the local paper from the Isle of Man (it's almost time for my not-quite-annual pilgrimage/Visitation From The Dutiful Son, so I figured I'd best catch up with the goings on*) - apparently there's a Speed Mentoring Workshop. This should be useful, since I've had a devil of a problem getting hold of it while I'm there. |
but the good news is once you have sourced it, it's fine, because there's no legal maximum amount of amphetamines that you can have on the island.
i.e. there is no...
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| Post #147 Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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Woman gives her neighbour a box of sex toys. Then things get weird
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| Post #148 Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Pista wrote: | | Woman gives her neighbour a box of sex toys. Then things get weird |
well that gives a new take on 'giving head' . . . .
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| Post #149 Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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Meanwhile in West Yorkshire employee takes revenge
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| Post #150 Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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That'll buff right out
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