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PostPost #126  Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Challenge accepted. Hold my beer
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PostPost #127  Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Latest sport to adopt video assistant referee technology: Jousting.....wait! What? Surprised
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PostPost #128  Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Pista wrote:
Latest sport to adopt video assistant referee technology: Jousting.....wait! What? Surprised
I thought the idea in jousting was just to knock the other bloke off his horse. The more you know.
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PostPost #129  Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Perusing the local paper from the Isle of Man (it's almost time for my not-quite-annual pilgrimage/Visitation From The Dutiful Son, so I figured I'd best catch up with the goings on*) - apparently there's a Speed Mentoring Workshop. This should be useful, since I've had a devil of a problem getting hold of it while I'm there.

*in other news, I read that a former schoolmate, an utter tw@ of a man, was recently busted for the eleventeenth time for drug trafficking - apparently this brainiac tried to post almost 10 grand in used readies to Liverpool, claiming that the package contained christmas cards. What a plank.
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PostPost #130  Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Q. How do hedgehogs have sex?
A. Very, very carefully. Also, apparently very, very noisily
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PostPost #131  Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Q. How do hedgehogs have sex?
A. Very, very carefully. Also, apparently very, very noisily


I used to have a pair of tortoises that would bang away all day - noisy blighters! Laughing
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PostPost #132  Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Hoping to clear the air, the assembly's Speaker Edwin Kakach then instructed members to step outside and take a break from the chamber.
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PostPost #133  Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Hoping to clear the air, the assembly's Speaker Edwin Kakach then instructed members to step outside and take a break from the chamber.


As they say in Nairobi, "Yeye ambaye alikuwa smelt, kushughulikiwa."
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PostPost #134  Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

But don't call her a social media addict
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PostPost #135  Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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But don't call her a social media addict


I was reading this thinking, "who the hell needs a fridge with a social media presence?" Honestly this whole "IoT" thing scares the hell out of me - bad enough someone could hack your freezer and switch it to "defrost", but what happens when your fridge sends updates to your health insurance company, "Yeah, week 129 and there hasn't been a lettuce in here yet - just bottles of vodka, beer, and pots of chocolate pudding. Seriously, I worry about this guy."

Or maybe that's just my fridge...
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PostPost #136  Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Pista wrote:
But don't call her a social media addict


I was reading this thinking, "who the hell needs a fridge with a social media presence?" Honestly this whole "IoT" thing scares the hell out of me - bad enough someone could hack your freezer and switch it to "defrost", but what happens when your fridge sends updates to your health insurance company, "Yeah, week 129 and there hasn't been a lettuce in here yet - just bottles of vodka, beer, and pots of chocolate pudding. Seriously, I worry about this guy."

Or maybe that's just my fridge...


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