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PostPost #126  Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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PostPost #127  Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Latest sport to adopt video assistant referee technology: Jousting.....wait! What? Surprised
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PostPost #128  Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Latest sport to adopt video assistant referee technology: Jousting.....wait! What? Surprised
I thought the idea in jousting was just to knock the other bloke off his horse. The more you know.
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PostPost #129  Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Perusing the local paper from the Isle of Man (it's almost time for my not-quite-annual pilgrimage/Visitation From The Dutiful Son, so I figured I'd best catch up with the goings on*) - apparently there's a Speed Mentoring Workshop. This should be useful, since I've had a devil of a problem getting hold of it while I'm there.

*in other news, I read that a former schoolmate, an utter tw@ of a man, was recently busted for the eleventeenth time for drug trafficking - apparently this brainiac tried to post almost 10 grand in used readies to Liverpool, claiming that the package contained christmas cards. What a plank.
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PostPost #130  Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Q. How do hedgehogs have sex?
A. Very, very carefully. Also, apparently very, very noisily
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PostPost #131  Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Q. How do hedgehogs have sex?
A. Very, very carefully. Also, apparently very, very noisily


I used to have a pair of tortoises that would bang away all day - noisy blighters! Laughing
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PostPost #132  Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Hoping to clear the air, the assembly's Speaker Edwin Kakach then instructed members to step outside and take a break from the chamber.
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PostPost #133  Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Hoping to clear the air, the assembly's Speaker Edwin Kakach then instructed members to step outside and take a break from the chamber.


As they say in Nairobi, "Yeye ambaye alikuwa smelt, kushughulikiwa."
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PostPost #134  Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

But don't call her a social media addict
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PostPost #135  Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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But don't call her a social media addict


I was reading this thinking, "who the hell needs a fridge with a social media presence?" Honestly this whole "IoT" thing scares the hell out of me - bad enough someone could hack your freezer and switch it to "defrost", but what happens when your fridge sends updates to your health insurance company, "Yeah, week 129 and there hasn't been a lettuce in here yet - just bottles of vodka, beer, and pots of chocolate pudding. Seriously, I worry about this guy."

Or maybe that's just my fridge...
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PostPost #136  Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Pista wrote:
But don't call her a social media addict


I was reading this thinking, "who the hell needs a fridge with a social media presence?" Honestly this whole "IoT" thing scares the hell out of me - bad enough someone could hack your freezer and switch it to "defrost", but what happens when your fridge sends updates to your health insurance company, "Yeah, week 129 and there hasn't been a lettuce in here yet - just bottles of vodka, beer, and pots of chocolate pudding. Seriously, I worry about this guy."

Or maybe that's just my fridge...


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PostPost #137  Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

... I love the people of Leeds ... Laughing ... We are not worthy! We are not worthy! We are not worthy! ...

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england-leeds-49609878/boris-johnson-please-leave-my-town-voter-tells-prime-minister
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PostPost #138  Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Being645 wrote:
... I love the people of Leeds ... Laughing ... We are not worthy! We are not worthy! We are not worthy! ...

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england-leeds-49609878/boris-johnson-please-leave-my-town-voter-tells-prime-minister
"You should be in Brussels negotiating!" We are not worthy!
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PostPost #139  Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Mind you, the Morley MP, Andrea Jenkyns, is easily as bad as Boris on the Brexit stakes, so you can see why he went there.
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PostPost #140  Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Aye. I recall that Morley had a BNP councillor for a while.
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PostPost #141  Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

It should be pointed out that despite the media constantly referring to the north as a mass voting leave we actually saw majorities in Leeds, Manchester and Merseyside for remain. But when has Boris let facts interfere with his lust for power.
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PostPost #142  Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Pro tip: If you're planning to go swimming at your local fitness club, it's usually best to get out of your car first.
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PostPost #143  Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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It should be pointed out that despite the media constantly referring to the north as a mass voting leave we actually saw majorities in Leeds, Manchester and Merseyside for remain. But when has Boris let facts interfere with his lust for power.

It also occurs to me that a fairly hefty chunk of "Leave" votes were actually just votes to give Cameron a bloody nose. BoJo et al would be foolish to rely on retaining those votes.
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PostPost #144  Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 9:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Police searching for solid gold toilet worth between $5m & $6m say they still have nothing to go on.

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PostPost #145  Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

We're only making plans for Nigels.
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PostPost #146  Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

EvilBastard wrote:
Perusing the local paper from the Isle of Man (it's almost time for my not-quite-annual pilgrimage/Visitation From The Dutiful Son, so I figured I'd best catch up with the goings on*) - apparently there's a Speed Mentoring Workshop. This should be useful, since I've had a devil of a problem getting hold of it while I'm there.


but the good news is once you have sourced it, it's fine, because there's no legal maximum amount of amphetamines that you can have on the island.

i.e. there is no...
speed...
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PostPost #147  Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Woman gives her neighbour a box of sex toys. Then things get weird
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PostPost #148  Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Pista wrote:
Woman gives her neighbour a box of sex toys. Then things get weird


well that gives a new take on 'giving head' . . . .

It wasn't me... Surprised
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PostPost #149  Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Meanwhile in West Yorkshire employee takes revenge
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PostPost #150  Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Meanwhile in West Yorkshire employee takes revenge


That'll buff right out
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