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Pista wrote: ↑18 Jul 2020, 12:31 Durham man would really like Amazon to stop sending him rubber ducks
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Q magazine to cease publication due to COVID-19 related circulation issues.

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Paging Alanis Morissette. Alanis Morissette to the white courtesy phone.
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Pista wrote: ↑22 Jul 2020, 11:50 Paging Alanis Morissette. Alanis Morissette to the white courtesy phone.
zummerzetterzzzz bless 'em.

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Wait! What?
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Pista wrote: ↑23 Jul 2020, 07:47 Wait! What?
Hilarious. as anyone who occasionally goes gay cruising will tell you its dead out there :roll:
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Coronakink? Kinkavirus?
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timsinister wrote: ↑23 Jul 2020, 09:37 Coronakink? Kinkavirus?
Pista wrote: ↑23 Jul 2020, 07:47 Wait! What?
death or glory(hole)?
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NASA: "We have engaged the Borg"
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Pista wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 08:15 NASA: "We have engaged the Borg"
I hate this sort of crap. "Ooh look we've spotted a square pixel glitch in the SOHO data let's pretend that it's a UFO" it's idiotic.
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I, for one, welcome our new cyborg overlords.

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Resistance is futile.
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A rare tracking kit is up for auction :innocent: :bat: :bat:
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The Royal Armouries in Leeds has its own Vampire kit. They say that the kits now in existence were probably put together in the 1970s or 80s, if not later.
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The auctioned kit proves that the idea is much older than thought and pre-existed Hammer horror films as it is from 1780's - 1790's :?
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Parts of it are from 1780s. The kit as a whole has been put together relatively recently.
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Indeed just realize it :)
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I bleeve that this is what Hancock has been trying (unsuccessfully) to deliver to help curb the spread of Covid-19
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EvilBastard wrote: ↑28 Jul 2020, 15:40
I bleeve that this is what Hancock has been trying (unsuccessfully) to deliver to help curb the spread of Covid-19
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but also

😭😭😭😭

and also

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"Hello. Jessica speaking."...... "RRRAARRWHHGWWR"
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Pista wrote: ↑29 Jul 2020, 08:25 "Hello. Jessica speaking."...... "RRRAARRWHHGWWR"
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Australian pub bans a pair of rowdy locals
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Well someone likes purple... https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/gal ... auve-house
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Also: David Lynch's doing daily weather reports is a thing

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