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markfiend wrote:What I really need is a musical instrument I can just pick up and play, without having to go to the trouble of learning.
never stopped me
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I'v egot a skin flute but I don't play it meself. :innocent:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:I'v egot a skin flute but I don't play it meself. :innocent:
I've got one of them aswell, but I can't for the life of me reach the mouthpiece :eek: :twisted:
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scotty wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:I'v egot a skin flute but I don't play it meself. :innocent:
I've got one of them aswell, but I can't for the life of me reach the mouthpiece :eek: :twisted:
I recommend to remove some ribs. modern tales say that this did the trick for Manson.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:
scotty wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:I'v egot a skin flute but I don't play it meself. :innocent:
I've got one of them aswell, but I can't for the life of me reach the mouthpiece :eek: :twisted:
I recommend to remove some ribs. modern tales say that this did the trick for Manson.
Yeah, and he's married now... :innocent:
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MadameButterfly wrote:
canon docre wrote:
scotty wrote: I've got one of them aswell, but I can't for the life of me reach the mouthpiece :eek: :twisted:
I recommend to remove some ribs. modern tales say that this did the trick for Manson.
Yeah, and he's married now... :innocent:
I've been married for years :innocent:
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scotty wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
canon docre wrote: I recommend to remove some ribs. modern tales say that this did the trick for Manson.
Yeah, and he's married now... :innocent:
I've been married for years :innocent:
and how are you benefiting from that? aren't women stop sucking once they get married?
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You don't get a dog and bark yerself. :lol:
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canon docre wrote:
scotty wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: Yeah, and he's married now... :innocent:
I've been married for years :innocent:
and how are you benefiting from that? aren't women stop sucking once they get married?
Nah, we take the whip out and get him to start going down.. :P
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let's recap:
scotty and the Hom_ are both (self confessed, I must add) players of the pink oboe
yet, both have partners of the girl persuasion..... <insert chin stroking smiley>
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canon docre wrote:
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MadameButterfly wrote: Yeah, and he's married now... :innocent:
I've been married for years :innocent:
and how are you benefiting from that? aren't women stop sucking once they get married?
That's why the Bride Always smiles walking down the isle(?), because she knows she's sucked her last Dick :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:let's recap:
scotty and the Hom_ are both (self confessed, I must add) players of the pink oboe
yet, both have partners of the girl persuasion..... <insert chin stroking smiley>
Now I never said that Arthur. You're doing a Paxman on me.
I said I am in possesion of one but don't play it.
However I think Keith did say he regularly tries. In fact he's on the phone to NHS direct now asking how to remove unwanted ribs. :twisted: :lol:
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James Blast wrote:<insert chin stroking smiley>
So no more! :notworthy:

But the recap does continue please kind sir...

@ scotty - I was smiling because I was stoned and I'm not the first bride to do that either! :wink:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
James Blast wrote:let's recap:
scotty and the Hom_ are both (self confessed, I must add) players of the pink oboe
yet, both have partners of the girl persuasion..... <insert chin stroking smiley>
Now I never said that Arthur. You're doing a Paxman on me.
I said I am in possesion of one but don't play it.
However I think Keith did say he regularly tries. In fact he's on the phone to NHS direct now asking how to remove unwanted ribs. :twisted: :lol:
The reply would be "The ribs are fine where they are Mr Scott just loose the gut ya fat bastard" :lol: :lol:

BTW, there's no' a man on the planet who hasn't tried :twisted:
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scotty wrote:
BTW, there's no' a man on the planet who hasn't tried :twisted:
because they all overestimate the size of their flesh flute. :innocent:
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canon docre wrote:
scotty wrote:
BTW, there's no' a man on the planet who hasn't tried :twisted:
because they all overestimate the size of their flesh flute. :innocent:
:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
Jess I owe you one!
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James Blast wrote:Image
My case rests, m'lud. :innocent:
Looks like you've spent a lot of time polishing that. :roll:
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