The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™

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Eek!
Everyone head to the shops. Quickly!
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Pista wrote:Eek!
Everyone head to the shops. Quickly!
Like Black Friday, people fighting in the aisles! :lol: :lol:
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Pista wrote:Eek!
Everyone head to the shops. Quickly!
I will give up my plain chocolate McVities Digestives when they pry them from my cold, dead, tannin-stained fingers.
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is ok, we'll have got them first...
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Bad news for Jaffa Cake lovers. McVities are reducimg the packs from 12 to 10. That's awkward for the average family who like to share things evenly.
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i read this earlier. it is an evil move. EVIL. on a par with wagon wheel size reductions.
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emilystrange wrote:i read this earlier. it is an evil move. EVIL. on a par with wagon wheel size reductions.
I predict a riot.
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hurry up then, you lot. ready?
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emilystrange wrote:hurry up then, you lot. ready?
Just need tp grab a cuppa first. And maybe a biccie.
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bring them with you. we'll need something.
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Yes but which ones? And don't say Nice, no decent riot ever got started with them...
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Microcosmia wrote:Yes but which ones? And don't say Nice, no decent riot ever got started with them...
I've got a spare selection pack - something for everyone - and any left we don't like we can use as missiles :lol:
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Always wondered what the point of Rich Tea was. The Dunkers probably have uses for them! Shudder! :wink:
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abridged wrote:Always wondered what the point of Rich Tea was. The Dunkers probably have uses for them! Shudder! :wink:
Good point. They're neither rich nor tea.
I don't get it
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Microcosmia wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i read this earlier. it is an evil move. EVIL. on a par with wagon wheel size reductions.
I predict a riot.
I predict a diet.
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ruffers wrote:
Microcosmia wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i read this earlier. it is an evil move. EVIL. on a par with wagon wheel size reductions.
I predict a riot.
I predict a diet.
:lol: :notworthy:
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have you been peeking?

rich tea ones as missiles. that's the best idea all day.
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ruffers wrote:
Microcosmia wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i read this earlier. it is an evil move. EVIL. on a par with wagon wheel size reductions.
I predict a riot.
I predict a diet.

:lol: :lol: :notworthy:

Hopefully not both at the same time.
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Had the oddest dream-- that a group of HLers and I were scouring San Francisco in search of plain chocolate digestives. Not sure what was the most disturbing thing about it.
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"scouring San Francisco" or the "search of plain chocolate digestives" you mean? :innocent: ;D
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iesus wrote:"scouring San Francisco" or the "search of plain chocolate digestives" you mean? :innocent: ;D
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Both -- and that they were so hard to find! Plus a pack of HLers were joining me in the hunt.
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The Hunger Games, 2017.
Are you sure they were joining you, not playing against you?
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emilystrange wrote:The Hunger Games, 2017.
Are you sure they were joining you, not playing against you?
Given the HL empathy gap, not at all.
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i've noticed that on occasion.
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Get your best biscuit face on. :lol:
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