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Pista wrote: ↑19 Feb 2021, 09:56 Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.

rare?!

they would have loved the old desks at my school - plenty of penis carvings on them

Quiff Boy wrote: ↑19 Feb 2021, 10:29

Pista wrote: ↑19 Feb 2021, 09:56 Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.

rare?!

they would have loved the old desks at my school - plenty of penis carvings on them

All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, public health, and penis carvings what have the Romans ever done for us?

Glasgow council decides to install UFOs in trees

Bomb squad called to disarm a bag of kittens

To be fair, the covid restrictions do allow you to go out to....(•_•)( •_•)>⌐■-■(⌐■_■).... excorcise. Yeah!

Dogging not considered essential travel

You could say it's (•_•)( •_•)>⌐■-■(⌐■_■) top of the plops down under . Yeah!

Pista wrote: ↑21 Feb 2021, 17:16 Bomb squad called to disarm a bag of kittens

Well, to be fair, kittens have been known to make your head asplode...

Holmfield residents relieved it's at least not the brown note

Two queues might draw unwelcome attention.....to your crack den

Is this a worse omen than the ravens leaving the Tower of London?

Influencer influenced straight to a police station

Go home Roomba! You're drunk

Pista wrote: ↑27 Feb 2021, 11:47 Two queues might draw unwelcome attention.....to your crack den

Oh that be just up the road, some bits of Boro are f**king s**t though.

The dogging thing what do they think random sex with strangers an essential? mind you they are inconsiderate half the time leaving used rubbers on the deck for some other poor sod to pick up.

Fifty quid to the charity of his choice if sings this next time The Ladies tour.

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Quiff Boy wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 14:47 Unsurprisingly, monorails.org takes monorails very seriously:

https://www.monorails.org/tMspages/msvsmr.html

Hey Florida man! You can't have sex with a unicorn...in a Target store