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My case rests, m'lud. :innocent:
Blast, I think yours is too long and too uneven for my liking if I may say so.
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canon docre wrote:
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My case rests, m'lud. :innocent:
Blast, I think yours is too long and too uneven for my liking if I may say so.
Long and thin goes too far in
Short and thick just does the trick..................is one from School I remember :oops: :oops:


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indeed, and this happened
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I am shocked and stunned!

that reply was aimed at the Hom_C BTW, but thanks for your input :oops:
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I'm really glad I never mentioned I used to play the recorder at school :eek: .

You filthy bastards!

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boudicca wrote:You filthy bastards!
how, but....
what did I say now?
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scotty wrote:
BTW, there's no' a man on the planet who hasn't tried :twisted:
Yeah, as if that was the worst a man could do... :innocent:
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Badlander wrote:
scotty wrote:
BTW, there's no' a man on the planet who hasn't tried :twisted:
Yeah, as if that was the worst a man could do... :innocent:
just think of the lyrics to Jesus Built My Hotrod :innocent:
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scotty wrote:BTW, there's no' a man on the planet who hasn't tried :twisted:
But it just so happens that in one's teenage years, it's quite possible. :lol: :innocent:
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I wondered when you were going to post that :roll::kiss:
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Dark wrote:
scotty wrote:BTW, there's no' a man on the planet who hasn't tried :twisted:
But it just so happens that in one's teenage years, it's quite possible. :lol: :innocent:
Was this teenager particularly skinny ? :eek: Cos you know, some other teens can't do that no matter what. :cry: :roll:
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These teenagers were fairly skinny, but one's back isn't up to it anymore. That said, I know of less skinny people who can...why are we discussing this on open forum? ;-;
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Motz wrote:These teenagers were fairly skinny, but one's back isn't up to it anymore. That said, I know of less skinny people who can...why are we discussing this on open forum? ;-;
Now we could have some fun trying to find the relation with the Sisters. :lol: Maybe we're all under the influence of the recently released Revolting cocks album. Even those who haven't heard it, and even those who won't.

So is the Power of Lard ! :twisted:
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I think we have a new contender for the Most Derailed Thread ever.

Now, if you'll excuse me I have a bottle of bleach and a spare half hour to scrape out my eyes, screaming "Why, God? Why?"
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timsinister wrote: "Why, God? Why?"
:eek: And you playing the 'waving Jesus' I suppose? :innocent:
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timsinister wrote:I think we have a new contender for the Most Derailed Thread ever.

Now, if you'll excuse me I have a bottle of bleach and a spare half hour to scrape out my eyes, screaming "Why, God? Why?"
it was all Homs and scottys fault. :innocent: :oops:
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MadameButterfly wrote:
timsinister wrote: "Why, God? Why?"
:eek: And you playing the 'waving Jesus' I suppose? :innocent:
Scared Jesus, more like! :lol: Bloody d00mw0lf, taking advantage of a drunken idiot.
canon_docre wrote:it was all Homs and scottys fault
They made you bring up the bloody rib rumour, did they? :P :wink:
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canon_docre wrote:it was all Homs and scottys fault
They made you bring up the bloody rib rumour, did they? :P :wink:
:oops: :oops: I know I know. In the light of the day it looks all so wrong. :oops: :wink:
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canon docre wrote: :oops: :oops: I know I know. In the light of the day it looks all so wrong. :oops: :wink:
sshh..it's okay, I'll say IZ made me do it!


Oh and sticking to the thread, I like to play with my kids, we roll around in the snow and get cold noses and ears, you know, fun stuff in this cold weather.... :D
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Are we done with the nasty stuff ? I had one more comment but I'm shy and I'm afraid you may call me a pervert. :lol:
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We're a broad church. Make it :twisted:
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Best.
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Motz wrote:We're a broad church. Make it :twisted:
Thanks.

You know, some people want to have a couple ribs removed. Some other get stuck in the bathtube for trying to commit that very same act of felony. :lol:

I just say it happens... :innocent:
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Best.
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Could you please point me to an emoticon bank somewhere in that big scary thing called the Internet ?

Some of you guys have such great ones ! :lol: :notworthy:
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Badlander wrote:
Motz wrote:We're a broad church. Make it :twisted:
Thanks.

You know, some people want to have a couple ribs removed. Some other get stuck in the bathtube for trying to commit that very same act of felony. :lol:

I just say it happens... :innocent:
and there goes my hoping, we would not be that broad. :eek:

:lol: :lol:
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