04 march 2003 joke

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JettBlackUK
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The remaining Bee Gees were all sat in a herb garden. when Andy Gibb hears a squeaky noise, he turns to the other two and says "Hey guys listen to that....d'yah think its Maurice coming back from the dead??!!"
Quick as a flash they both chime back "Nahhhh its just CHIVE talkin"

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noooooooooooooooo!!! :lol: :urff:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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oh man...
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I think not...

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We first met through a shared view
She loved me and I did too
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Not a chance...


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nice ;D :innocent:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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what were they doing in a herb garden in the first place?
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visiting Parsley the lion. what else?
24.24.2.489 Deceased
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shyuh. like parsley would hang out with those nasty little men.
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Not 2 B Petty - But Andy Gibb died - in 1989 ;-)
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Hands up WHO LIKES the BeeGees and they have been dead for years any hoo
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