The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™

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!!!! they're great!

hope you had good birthday baked goods?
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emilystrange wrote:!!!! they're great!

hope you had good birthday baked goods?
Yes! Mother produced a magnificent coffee cake to help soak up the alcohol, and of course many biscuits were also consumed! :P
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Charlie wrote:
emilystrange wrote:!!!! they're great!

hope you had good birthday baked goods?
Yes! Mother produced a magnificent coffee cake to help soak up the alcohol, and of course many biscuits were also consumed! :P
Go you! :notworthy:

& your mum of course :notworthy:
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birthdays done right!
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It's official
Our long national nightmare is over.
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Pista wrote:It's official
Our long national nightmare is over.
'It's Nice to see you, to see you Neece'

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does anyone want a vegan flapjack recipe? we got it because there is
no fat in it, and it is very scrummy
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Pista wrote:It's official
Our long national nightmare is over.
So my mother was right it seems. Not that that should be any surprise to me. Irish mammies are always right (even when they're wrong) :lol: :lol:
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I'm slightly troubled since about that "source". Are ukelele players trustworthy authorities on biscuits and pronunciation? And if so, how?
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It's all about the holes
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Charlie wrote:It's all about the holes
The follow-up in this article is funny :lol:
Did you know why there are holes in bourbons?
-Yes, i am wise in the art of biscuits
-No, and i do not care
-I did not, and my mind is blown
-I don't even like biscuits. I am a monster
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biscuit prices going up! WAAAAH!
evil beings..
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emilystrange wrote:biscuit prices going up! WAAAAH!
evil beings..
If it's not prices going up it's tins getting smaller :(
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Microcosmia wrote:
emilystrange wrote:biscuit prices going up! WAAAAH!
evil beings..
If it's not prices going up it's tins getting smaller :(
It's like the Quality Street tin saga all over again - those tins you got in the 80's were twice the size of the ones today! :lol: :lol:
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The answer is to bake your own :D
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Pista wrote:The answer is to bake your own :D
Luckily i have a fabulous mum who bakes exceedingly good cakes and biscuits for us! :lol: :lol:
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Charlie wrote:
Pista wrote:The answer is to bake your own :D
Luckily i have a fabulous mum who bakes exceedingly good cakes and biscuits for us! :lol: :lol:
Mrs Kipling?
:innocent:
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Pista wrote:
Charlie wrote:
Pista wrote:The answer is to bake your own :D
Luckily i have a fabulous mum who bakes exceedingly good cakes and biscuits for us! :lol: :lol:
Mrs Kipling?
:innocent:
:lol:
Well dad ain't no Mr Kipling, that's for sure, he can just about manage beans on toast :lol:
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But what are his stories like, are they any good or are they just so?
Well you must know something
'Cos we're dying of admiration here
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million voices wrote:But what are his stories like, are they any good or are they just so?
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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This is not a drill.
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EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:This is not a drill.
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Public Health Advisory: regardless of what biscuit you choose to dunk in it, you should refrain from drinking burning hot tea.
Prof Andrew Sharrocks, from the University of Manchester* wrote:We are still investigating the health ramifications of tea so strong you could trot a mouse on it, but since I'm not from the right end of the Land Of Lard and am thus cursed to drink tea so weak it can barely crawl out of the mug, research on this may take some time. You'd be better off talking to someone from Leeds Poly.
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and there is a thread about....biscuits
it's all about circles and spirals
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MadameButterfly wrote:and there is a thread about....biscuits
Worse. It's really about dunking. Shudder. :wink:
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