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PostPost #676  Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

iesus wrote:
Using teabag to make tea considered heresy? Surprised Surprised


Absolutely. The pure in heart use tea leaves. Without milk.
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PostPost #677  Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Personally, I just put the tea leaves in my mouth and wait.
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PostPost #678  Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I can't be bothered with all that tea leaf malarkey.

I wave my teabags in the face of leaves! Twisted Evil Razz Laughing Laughing
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PostPost #679  Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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I can't be bothered with all that tea leaf malarkey.

I wave my teabags in the face of leaves! Twisted Evil Razz Laughing Laughing


Hmm. Serious heresy around here. Where are the righteous? Tea from Heaven. Our fearless leader!
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PostPost #680  Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Though they do say never discuss politics, religion, football, tea, biscuits or purple Guinness. Wink Laughing
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PostPost #681  Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I'm surprised it took so long to get onto teabagging.
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PostPost #682  Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

[quote="abridged"]
iesus wrote:
Using teabag to make tea considered heresy? Surprised Surprised


Absolutely. The pure in heart use tea leaves. Without milk


Can Sisters fans be pure of heart?


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PostPost #683  Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

No.

https://flic.kr/p/2hL9x42

Does that work?


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PostPost #684  Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Tinker wrote:
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PostPost #685  Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Swinnow wrote:
I'm surprised it took so long to get onto teabagging.


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PostPost #686  Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Apparently there's a guy with a shop with on the Irish border who's stockpiled thousands of packets of custard creams in case there is a hard Biscuit, sorry I mean Brexit. Surprised


Am I the only one wondering about the best before dates?
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PostPost #687  Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

A Cup of Tea is just Vegetable Soup when it's without Brown Sauce Wink Razz
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PostPost #688  Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Can Sisters fans be pure of heart?


Nah, just driven together It wasn't me...
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PostPost #689  Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Microcosmia wrote:
Am I the only one wondering about the best before dates?


Best before dates? Best before dates is something high in fibre, else them things'll go through you like prunes through a short grandmother. I once ate a whole tray of them (standard Christmas fare back in the old country), and I swear I shat my own pelvis shortly thereafter.
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PostPost #690  Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

EvilBastard wrote:
Microcosmia wrote:
Am I the only one wondering about the best before dates?


Best before dates? Best before dates is something high in fibre, else them things'll go through you like prunes through a short grandmother. I once ate a whole tray of them (standard Christmas fare back in the old country), and I swear I shat my own pelvis shortly thereafter.



Those kinds of dates don't sound like they were best before, during or after. The one saving grace about custard creams is that I've never heard that they can induce such distressing symptoms, more likely a sense of mild disappointment.
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PostPost #691  Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

"Shat my own pelvis" Laughing

I literally spat my coffee out laughing then Laughing
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PostPost #692  Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

What is your opinion about russian tea with lemon in samovar?

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PostPost #693  Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Oh, that does !ook nice. Lemon tea always reminds me of holidays.
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PostPost #694  Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

iesus wrote:
What is your opinion about russian tea with lemon in samovar?


Good tea, like so many other things, should never be hurried. Therefore I could give a tinker's cuss whether it is served from a samovar, a teapot, or from the skulls of my enemies - I'm not russian tea for anyone.
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PostPost #695  Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I think the Russians' problem is that they've heard that proper tea is theft.
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PostPost #696  Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I wonder if Russians have debates about whether or not the polonium goes in before or after the milk?
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PostPost #697  Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

markfiend wrote:
I think the Russians' problem is that they've heard that proper tea is theft.


Careful with that joke, sir - it's an antique!
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PostPost #698  Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

EvilBastard wrote:
markfiend wrote:
I think the Russians' problem is that they've heard that proper tea is theft.


Careful with that joke, sir - it's an antique!


That reminds me more of French than Russians, Proudhon if i am not mistaken Laughing
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PostPost #700  Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Ooooh, makes note before weekly expedition to the Asda
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