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Architects kicked off their Australian tour. Must have been constantly out of tune :bat:
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Police armed response units deployed after man is.... *checks notes*..... scratched by a cat.
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Pista wrote: 08 Mar 2023, 09:46 Police armed response units deployed after man is.... *checks notes*..... scratched by a cat.
that was a good one :lol: :lol:
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This looks important.
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Breaking news from Winchester: It will be a well-locked, anonymous gate.
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It's all fun and games until an unofficial penis makes an entrance.
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Well this is awkward
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Dismay as Exmouth's most iconic landmark is removed.
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Suddenly, bear.
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They'll be hopping mad when they realise.
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i think any reputable world terrorist organisation missed a chance yesterday. practicaly every head of state in the west was there for the execution of...
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There are a few things you can get away with blaming on your dog. Driving too fast while intoxicated isn't one of those things.
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With nothing else going on in the world currently, let's have a look at what shape sandwiches should be cut into.
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Pista wrote: 16 Jun 2022, 10:27 Man buys fish. With helpful pictures of what a man and his fish might look like
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Belgium hosts third European seagull screeching championship. With helpful video of.................wait! What?
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New studies shows.. :bat:
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Meanwhile, in Belgium.....
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