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PostPost #1  Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 6:28 pm    Post subject: newsflash Reply with quote Back to top

details appear to be very sketchy so far but thought it best to immediately share this very bad news

Crying or Very sad
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PostPost #2  Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

<yawn>

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PostPost #3  Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

WTF??
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PostPost #4  Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

think a few here would prefer this click Laughing
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PostPost #5  Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

That's bizarre coming from someone who's spent their life recently on MWIS!
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PostPost #6  Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:
That's bizarre coming from someone who's spent their life recently on MWIS!


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PostPost #7  Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

2 dozen?
isn't thant uncle andy's breakfast?
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PostPost #8  Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Surprised Surprised Surprised Oh Jesus don't do that.

Rolling Eyes Embarassed I'm slow, and for a minute I did get that same feeling in my chest you get when yer driving along a road and a car pulls out right in front of you.

Abject horror, I think it is.

Do not do that!
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PostPost #9  Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

boudicca wrote:
Surprised Surprised Surprised Oh Jesus don't do that.

Rolling Eyes Embarassed I'm slow, and for a minute I did get that same feeling in my chest you get when yer driving along a road and a car pulls out right in front of you.

Abject horror, I think it is.

Do not do that!

You should know better than to believe anything posted by RJ Rolling Eyes
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PostPost #10  Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Surprised Surprised Surprised Oh Jesus don't do that.

Rolling Eyes Embarassed I'm slow, and for a minute I did get that same feeling in my chest you get when yer driving along a road and a car pulls out right in front of you.

Abject horror, I think it is.

Do not do that!

You should know better than to believe anything posted by RJ Rolling Eyes


I know. Like I said, I'm a bit retarded. Wierded Out
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PostPost #11  Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

RicheyJames wrote:
details appear to be very sketchy so far but thought it best to immediately share this very bad news

Crying or Very sad


This is not f****** amusing.


hallucienate wrote:
<yawn>


That, however, definitely is.
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PostPost #12  Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Quote:
I'm a bit retarded.


So am I, obviously. Wierded Out

But still: Who's going to pay for the two years therapy I'll need now? And the medication? Mr. Green

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PostPost #13  Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

"Jokes" like that are common on the Internet, I assume mostly amongst people around 12, and some of them are a good laugh, but this one in this place is in my humble opinion far beyond the pale. If I were a moderator here, it would hit the trash bin immediately. But that's just my opinion and I don't get out often enough so forget it.
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PostPost #14  Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

i assume most people here are web-savvy enough to be able to see that post and know that its a spoof.

stuff like that has been doing the round for a few years at least, so i never assumed for a second anyone would read it and believe it.

i cetainly dont see anything offensive in the post or the motives behind the post.

however, i'll move it into "joke of the day", which should clear the matter up for anyone else readng it. if people still choose to believe it for a milli-second then thats down to their inablitiy to take things in context (ie: its in a topic area marked "JOKE")

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PostPost #15  Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

It's not a question of believing it or not. Rolling Eyes
I recall some time ago someone posted a similar thing about "Andrew Eldritch was arrested" and it was cool and hilarious.
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PostPost #16  Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

_emma_ wrote:
It's not a question of believing it or not. Rolling Eyes
I recall some time ago someone posted a similar thing about "Andrew Eldritch was arrested" and it was cool and hilarious.


no one said the joke's in here had to be funny Very Happy
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PostPost #17  Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Quiff Boy wrote:
no one said the joke's in here had to be funny Very Happy

No one said the jokes in here cannot be commented on. Very Happy Razz
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PostPost #18  Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

_emma_ wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:
no one said the joke's in here had to be funny Very Happy

No one said the jokes in here cannot be commented on. Very Happy Razz

touché Laughing We are not worthy! Very Happy
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PostPost #19  Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

_emma_ wrote:
"Jokes" like that are common on the Internet, I assume mostly amongst people around 12, and some of them are a good laugh, but this one in this place is in my humble opinion far beyond the pale. If I were a moderator here, it would hit the trash bin immediately. But that's just my opinion and I don't get out often enough so forget it.


Get a f**king life ffs! Rolling Eyes
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PostPost #20  Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:
Get a f**king life ffs! Rolling Eyes

If you say so, sure I will. Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
Now let me explain in plain English: if I like somebody, I don't like to see jokes about him die. That is all I can say about it, whether you understand it or not it's not that important to me.
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PostPost #21  Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

You don't even know him ffs!!! It's like all those sad bastards who cried at that slag Di's funeral. Sycophants the lot of ya...........
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PostPost #22  Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Sometimes it doesn't take to know somebody personally to know whether you like them or not. It's a question of intuition you know.
We two don't know each other either, but I'm sure we both know whether we like each other or not, don't we.
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PostPost #23  Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

<Bites tonge.........VERY HARD>
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PostPost #24  Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

watch you don't swallow it Very Happy
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PostPost #25  Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I know this is joke of the day, but perrlease.
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