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Rhombus: Drummer Wanted

 
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PostPost #1  Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:47 pm    Post subject: Rhombus: Drummer Wanted Reply with quote Back to top

We've decided it could be time to pension off our drum machine

So we're looking for a drummer, 25-35 I guess.

Established player with good gear and own transport, to play live with Rhombus

Rhombus play upbeat Goth Rock

email office@rhombus-rock.com

More info at www.rhombus-rock.com
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PostPost #2  Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Surprised
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PostPost #3  Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Surely you are taking the p*ss......

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PostPost #4  Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Drum machine's probably broke so they want something cheaper...
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PostPost #5  Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Cue the drummer jokes.

What's the difference between a drum machine and a human drummer? You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.

Whats got three legs and an arsehole on the top?
A drummer's stool.

Anyone else? It wasn't me...
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PostPost #6  Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

markfiend wrote:
Cue the drummer jokes.

What's the difference between a drum machine and a human drummer? You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.

Whats got three legs and an arsehole on the top?
A drummer's stool.

Anyone else? It wasn't me...


What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer
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PostPost #7  Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

How do you know there's a drummer at your door?

The knocking speeds up.
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PostPost #8  Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have machines to do that now.

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So they don't have to retrain the drummers.
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