Lawyer Needed

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CorpPunk
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I am in need of a solicitor to help me threaten an old man (currently known as Johnny M, and sporting a large amount of grey chest hair-- and no I haven't seen it you dirty bastards). If you enjoy frightening the elderly, please apply by sending a PM to my address. Include a CV and a recent photo. Measurements a plus, ethics optional.

Thank you,

CPenal


Edit: With no offense to Alice intended (I'm sure she's a very nice girl), boy lawyers are preferred. Ethics still optional.
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canon docre
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I guess that's a job for Black Alice? :wink:
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Yeah, BA is part of the Lawyer-A Team :lol:
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Thank you all for your kind endorsements :kiss:

But I think that I have to decline due to a conflict of interests - I am one of the 3 :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I never talk during music, at least during good music. If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it in conversation.
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Black Alice wrote:Thank you all for your kind endorsements :kiss:

But I think that I have to decline due to a conflict of interests - I am one of the 3 :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It was just a test - if you really belong there.... :wink:

:kiss:
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Black Alice wrote:Thank you all for your kind endorsements :kiss:

But I think that I have to decline due to a conflict of interests - I am one of the 3 :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:eek:

Yeh, but Corpy ain't. Sue the ravaging georgeous woman NOW! :wink:

@ Jen - :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

ha! ha!

I'll get you ...
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Black Alice wrote:I am one of the 3 :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Three? Which three? Couldn't be something I missed with my exams, could it :oops: :urff: :?:
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CorpPunk wrote: sporting a large amount of grey chest hair-- and no I haven't seen it you dirty bastards
Jen, we have the photographs, we have the times, we have the places. :kiss:

Marry me. Please. :kiss:
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canon docre wrote:
Black Alice wrote:Thank you all for your kind endorsements :kiss:

But I think that I have to decline due to a conflict of interests - I am one of the 3 :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It was just a test - if you really belong there.... :wink:

:kiss:
:notworthy: I think I passed :lol:
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its that bloody trinity malarky again (I won't even qualify it with a cap 'T') Sir Barrington of Pudsey sort this one out, please

I think I musta got a blood transfusion infected with Type-O-Loki whilst in hospital, I was never like this before
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James Blast wrote: Type-O-Loki
:notworthy: :lol:


@BA: Definitely :wink:
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@canon docre - :notworthy:

@ James Blast - I'll stop now, promise - don't want to upset you when you've only just got back :D
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James Blast wrote:its that bloody trinity malarky again (I won't even qualify it with a cap 'T') Sir Barrington of Pudsey sort this one out, please

I think I musta got a blood transfusion infected with Type-O-Loki whilst in hospital, I was never like this before
Read a different post James. It's that simple.
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"Ach Johnny, you really ill me."
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CorpPunk wrote: Edit: With no offense to Alice intended (I'm sure she's a very nice girl), boy lawyers are preferred. Ethics still optional.
No offence taken ;D I've read the other thread and I know what you're after :D Good Luck in your search :lol:
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Black Alice wrote:
CorpPunk wrote: Edit: With no offense to Alice intended (I'm sure she's a very nice girl), boy lawyers are preferred. Ethics still optional.
No offence taken ;D I've read the other thread and I know what you're after :D Good Luck in your search :lol:
I'm after legal representation, obviously. :wink:
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Obviousman wrote:Couldn't be something I missed with my exams, could it
As I have long suspected, there appears to be a parallel universe in Room 101.
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We proudly present the Merciful Release legal team:

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No difference there then, judging by the current state of affairs in British judicial system ;)
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*Bump*

Still taking applications!
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CorpPunk wrote:*Bump*

Still taking applications!
No you're not!
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