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Mrs RicheyJames
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PostPost #1  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:50 pm    Post subject: Poor Timsinister Reply with quote Back to top

Not only does he have to console himself with the fact that he looks like Rick Astley, but it has now been reported that were he lives is the worst place in the UK.

<giggles>

Not having much luck are you? Greasy chip?
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PostPost #2  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Shh! He's still upset he lost the road saftey gig.... Wink
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PostPost #3  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah but he's king of the golfing tournament.
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PostPost #4  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I was gonna stop being mean to him, but he made fun of my socks Evil or Very Mad
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PostPost #5  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I'm never gonna stop making fun of him. It's far too entertaining.



What's up with your socks?
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PostPost #6  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Laughing I saw that programme last night..

Very high crime statistics apparently. This of course includes GBH (greviously bad haircut).... Laughing Razz It wasn't me...
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PostPost #7  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Nowt wrong with my socks! How dare you suggest anything of the sort! my socks are lovley!
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PostPost #8  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

d00mw0lf wrote:
Nowt wrong with my socks! How dare you suggest anything of the sort! my socks are lovley!


Hmmmmmmm. Why don't I believe you?
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PostPost #9  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

It's them prawns. Don't listen to 'em peanut, they'll lead you astray!
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PostPost #10  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

And people wonder why I'm a gibbering, neurotic wreck of a man with an inordinate fear of anything with a double-X chromosome!

Can I just make it very clear I wasn't born here? I've obviously been sent here to some kind of cultural and social Siberia which, other than routinely being voted the worst place to live - even more so than Salford - is now apparently straining the belt. *sigh*

I was actually rang by a friend further south than me just to tell me, incase I missed the show. I'm so glad I've got you lot to prevent me from ever getting arrogant. Or even confident. Wink

Now feck orf!
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PostPost #11  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

It's yer own fault for dissing my socks.
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PostPost #12  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Your socks defied the laws of physics; they had more holes than the average plot-line of Eastenders! Seriously folk, you could get a small car through the gaps between d00m's toes Laughing
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PostPost #13  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

They're supposed to be like that! Rolling Eyes
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PostPost #14  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

d00mw0lf wrote:
They're supposed to be like that! Rolling Eyes


Has herr Sinister got webbed feet? Laughing It wasn't me...

Guess that's pretty normal in his part of the world - the gene pool's just about as murky as the waters of the Humber... Razz

This isn't helping you is it Timmy dear?
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PostPost #15  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

boudicca wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
They're supposed to be like that! Rolling Eyes


Has herr Sinister got webbed feet? Laughing It wasn't me...

Guess that's pretty normal in his part of the world - the gene pool's just about as murky as the waters of the Humber... Razz

This isn't helping you is it Timmy dear?

I didn't actually get to see the feet of sinsiter. I was too busy explaining that my socks are lovley.
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PostPost #16  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Getting d00m off her rants can be nigh on impossible, hence she never noticed the horrible state of my feet. A warm day, a hot bar, a steaming gig? Not pretty.

For your information, I wasn't born here; I was gestated in a US Army research laboratory. The first human being with sixty percent hairgel instead of DNA.
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PostPost #17  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Getting d00m off her rants can be nigh on impossible, hence she never noticed the horrible state of my feet. A warm day, a hot bar, a steaming gig? Not pretty.

For your information, I wasn't born here; I was gestated in a US Army research laboratory. The first human being with sixty percent hairgel instead of DNA.


Now then, none of that's true, is it?
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PostPost #18  Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

d00mw0lf wrote:
timsinister wrote:
Getting d00m off her rants can be nigh on impossible, hence she never noticed the horrible state of my feet. A warm day, a hot bar, a steaming gig? Not pretty.

For your information, I wasn't born here; I was gestated in a US Army research laboratory. The first human being with sixty percent hairgel instead of DNA.


Now then, none of that's true, is it?


Who knows? It'd take some disproving.
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PostPost #19  Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Because we all know he's 80% Rick astley - you can't be 80% astley and 60% hairgel....
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PostPost #20  Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Sportspeople are constantly asked to give 110%. Why can't Tim be 140%?
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PostPost #21  Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I really don't think Timmykins is 140% anything Neutral
only 89% of him really exists as it is....
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d00mw0lf wrote:
I really don't think Timmykins is 140% anything Neutral
only 89% of him really exists as it is....


What happened to the other 11%? Down FFS Dave's toilet? It wasn't me...
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PostPost #23  Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Laughing Very possibly! Laughing
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boudicca wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
I really don't think Timmykins is 140% anything Neutral
only 89% of him really exists as it is....


What happened to the other 11%? Down FFS Dave's toilet? It wasn't me...


Thanks for that Claire Surprised I'mnow suffering a psychosomatic flashback. Wierded Out
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PostPost #25  Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Marky, I was nice to you, couldn't you be a top bloke and CLOSE THIS THREAD FOR ME?

Evil or Very Mad Mr. Green Embarassed Razz
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