The Heartland "stuff" Catalogue

Unknown songs and demos, who wrote what, who sang what, the usual biographies, discography gubbins, photos of Eldritch with no sunglasses, etc, etc, etc, yadda, yadda, yadda....
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it recently occurred to me that i haven't ever published details of the heartland "stuff" catalogue... none of which is actually available to buy, but some of you may have been lucky enough to witness, attend, partake in, or receive in the post.

and as with all the coolest labels, the numbering system is entirely arbitrary and certainly not in anything resembling chronological order.

so:

The Heartland "stuff" Catalogue

HL 01 - Original version of the forum, with temporary URL (now defunct)

HL 02 - This incarnation of the forum, with the proper URL - www.myheartland.co.uk

HL 02XA - Heartland flyer - old photocopied band photo etc
HL 02XB - Heartland flyer - "Get yer Ja Ja's out"

HL 03 - Heartland's 3rd Birthday weekend (clicky)
HL 03X - postcard-shaped flyers for Heartland's 3rd Birthday weekend
HL 03XA - bookmark-shaped flyers for Heartland's 3rd Birthday weekend (clicky and clicky)

HL 04 - Heartland DANKE tee (extremely ltd edition - only 2 made) (clicky and clicky)

HL 05 - Heartland Black Oktober 2005 weekend
HL 05X - tba
HL 05XA - postcard-shaped flyers for Heartland Black Oktober 2005 weekend (clicky and clicky)

HL 06X - Heartland FORUM THING screensaver (clicky)

HL 06S - Heartland FORUM THING tee (small) (clicky)
HL 06M - Heartland FORUM THING tee (medium)
HL 06L - Heartland FORUM THING tee (large)
HL 06XL - Heartland FORUM THING tee (extra large)

HL 06W - Heartland FORUM THING tee (white) (ultra ltd edition - only 1 made)
HL 06E - Heartland FORUM THING tee (ecru) (ultra ltd edition - only 1 made)

HL 07 - 1st Heartland Leeds meet (clicky)
HL 07X - postcard-shaped flyers for 1st Heartland Leeds meet

HL 08 - Heartland BUX "$" tee (extremely ltd edition - only 2 made) (clicky)

HL 09 - My House ;)

HL 11 - Heartland COFFEE THING mug (ultra ltd edition - only 1 made) :notworthy: :lol:

To be continued...

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Just as 'obtuse' as the MR listings... :notworthy:

And I love the Black Oktober flyers! You've even got the asterisks in the right place! ;D

Keep 'em coming, we love the behind-the-scenes nonsense...
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you've missed out HL 10 - COFFEE THING cup (ultra ltd edition - only 1 made)
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ahh, i left it off because i didnt think any were made :oops:

i didnt realise one existed... :lol:

i'll assign a cat number to it :lol: :notworthy:
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and just to be obtuse:

"HL 11 - Heartland COFFEE THING mug (ultra ltd edition - only 1 made)"

got plans for 10 :D
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so let it be written, so let it be done :lol:
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and the white label tee, only one made :innocent: :notworthy:
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ach! and the ecru one :lol:
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bootleg :lol:

blame izzy ;)
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wicked screensaver quiffmeister! :notworthy: just what the doktor ordered 8)
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I just won a copy of
HL 01 - Original version of the forum, with temporary URL (now defunct) on Ebay - how can I tell if it's a bootleg?

and does anyone have the Alan Vega/James Ray demo version of HL 06M - Heartland FORUM THING tee (medium) - I'll trade.

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The house and coffee cup are BLATANT thievings from Fatory Records.

So was the first Heartland meet the elusive HL 10? :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:bootleg :lol:

blame izzy ;)
Although the copies tend to be rarer than the original pressing these days. :von:

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Dark wrote:The house and coffee cup are BLATANT thievings from Factory Records.
genious steals ;) :innocent:
Dark wrote:So was the first Heartland meet the elusive HL 10? :lol:
and i quote: "HL 07 - 1st Heartland Leeds meet"

there is no HL 10. yet. :wink:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Dark wrote:The house and coffee cup are BLATANT thievings from Factory Records.
genious steals ;) :innocent:
Dark wrote:So was the first Heartland meet the elusive HL 10? :lol:
and i quote: "HL 07 - 1st Heartland Leeds meet"

there is no HL 10. yet. :wink:
Whoops, skimreading's a bad thing, eh? :lol: :oops:

Course there ain't. :P
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I wish to take issue with the COFFEE THING, it was an organic thought process that produced that, with absolutely no nod to AHW's fallen empire.
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...on your part.

i however robbed a great many ideas from AHW's fallen empire. some of them even worked :lol: ;D
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Quiff Boy wrote:...on your part.

i however robbed a great many ideas from AHW's fallen empire. some of them even worked :lol: ;D
I feel so cheap now :|
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

aye, you never did charge me for the "proof of concept" designs ;) :notworthy: :notworthy:
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<---Mug or coffee mug?
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Nice screensaver :notworthy:
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Ozpat wrote:Nice screensaver :notworthy:
Yes, I still use it :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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pikkrong wrote:
Ozpat wrote:Nice screensaver :notworthy:
Yes, I still use it :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
having only just downloaded it, i now know why i resisted the temptation to have a naked woman screensaver -nothing to do with the wrath of mrs whizzkid.... :innocent: (she only just approves of this one;not because of the sisters thing,but because she reckons she's becoming a "Heartland widow". :innocent:
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